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RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 8:28pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nella:
haha, apparently u did do your home work, good boy. We [b]r [/b]always right wink
did i hear u say boi?! smiley
nah m a man,not a boy!! grin
RomanceRe: How Can I See Her Again? by CARUSO(m): 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2008
domwas2:
I met a girl last night who was really cool and someone who i could see myself dating. I got her number and was woundering when i should call her. I am unsure how she enjoyed my company last night but i want to see her again, help
get a life!
as old as u r, u met a gurl, u dont know wen to call her or if she enjoyed ur company!
dum-dum undecided
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 8:11pm On Jul 13, 2008
michelin89:
What's all this fuss about where he takes you on your first date? Does that guarantee that you'll eventually last as a couple? You guys just make noise over stupid things!
cheesy
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 7:59pm On Jul 13, 2008
chamotex:
Caruso, obo lo ma she e lese grin grin

o ko fe lo risk life e tori obo, were ni e !! grin grin grin

o ma wound ni jupiter to fe lo yen ni ogrin grin
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i want to be like u naw
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 7:51pm On Jul 13, 2008
rokiatu:
so what was the conclusion
u and ibkaye came to?
we have agreed to our first date and i would be picking her up in jupiter
next weekend, for a trip to OTTA farm, then on our way back, we would have a special movie to watch on-board and possibly crinck some champagne filled-flutes!She has also agreed to let me spend the night in her place, so i would be going back enroute London where i wld pick up my duvet! grin

but come, is ur name really Rokiatu? wink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 7:40pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nella:
Now, how did u know I'm wrong if I didn't tell u wht it was u were thinking?


And point of correction . . . I'm never wrong.
yeah right, women never admit they are wrong! grin
they are always right, even when things are blatant!
i tire for unawink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 7:29pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nella:
You know . . . that thing u've been thinking about d whole day.undecided -- Give it a break already.
nah ur wrong love!
wat u r thinking i know, but wat m thinking is way bigger! grin
u joker!haha
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 7:16pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
hehehe, you're funny, who's bedroom? not mine cool
ur bedroom for jupiter go dey nice

i wan experience something new grin

ibkaye would always deliver!haha
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 6:56pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
loool, see this one cheesy
ok fine you can collect your duvet cheesy
hmmm, private? lipsrsealed cheesy
yeah private baby, private everything!

private popcorn making and pepsi dispensing machine!

collecting my duvet in readiness to crash in ur own bedroom since ur not coming to mine wink tongue
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 6:39pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
just imagine, you are not hearing o
these two feet of mine are not stepping into any bedroom, so gbo grin
you go take me to silverbird, then the farm grin
then straight back to Jupiter
deal? cool
ok done deal,can we go back enroute London so i can pick up my duvet?
i dont like pushing things grin so i wont ask u to come to my bedroom
but u wld beg/request for permission to enter the bedroom walai wink
and me i dont do silverboard, we watch movies in my private cinema, too smooth for silverbird luv! wink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 6:31pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
I'm not being selfish o, just looking out for myselfthe both of us grin
another date? maybe sha grin
bedroom? hehehe, am not visiting any bedroom o cheesy
wetin we go do there that we can't do for any other place? grin
bedroom ko cool
we can play chess, or hide and seek(under the sheets and in the wardrobe!)grin
dont worry, my bedroom no dey bite, nothing is coming off and u wld come out grinning bigger than ever! tongue
u will be glad u did, not too many set foot in there, strict terms and conditions!!
bedroom has so many advantages, it is serene, it is one of the only few places where u can visit paradise on earth, where u can reach cloud 9 and so on wink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 6:21pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
lol ok don't take too long o
where in naija will we be heading? tongue
worth your while? see mouth, this trip is meant for my own enjoyment cool
if you no like, commot grin
no worries about OBJ, let him do what he likes grin
see ur mouth, about ur enjoyment?! grin
women can be selfish at times sha,kai!
we wld head anywhere dat rocks ur boat in naija no wahala
but gauranteed the best date of ur life, and after i hope i wld have done enuff to deserve another date-but this time na for bedroom wey we go do am! grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 6:13pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
ok, i will stick to those conditions grin
im in Jupiter, how you going to pick me? tongue
dat one no be wahala
there is a direct charter jet dat flies from an airfield close to my place
i wld pick u up and we wld head to naija
and u berra make it worth my while or else i go dump u for the farm

oh i just need tolet u know, if we get to otta farm, u may see OBJ playing with sand, he his not a kid but he his reaping the fruits of his labour! grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2008
rokiatu:
I have date with only single men cheesy
grin grin grin

Busted!!!

m technically still single tho, going on a date doesnt mean m not single!! wink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:58pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
hehehehehe cheesy
ah, dvd? what dvd? and why can't we watch it in the sitting room then grin
bedroom indeed grin
you must still take me to a farm o angry grin
ok i would take u to the farm grin
but on one condition, that u would not stone or slap OBJ? grin

and may i know where i am picking up my date please? where u dey? wink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:56pm On Jul 13, 2008
rokiatu:
why not
ok we wld go
spend the night at dorchester me and u (so we can be at the breakfast early the next day)
then i wld take u to breakfast downstairs in the main hall

deal? grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:49pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
cheii, who is 'we'? roll ko bounce ni tongue
since when did 'farm' become 'bedroom'
commot 4 road jo
find another grin
ok
small time woman go dey talk say guys no dey do
if i tlk say make we enter macy's or harrods, u go jump abi,ehn?
if i tlk say make we go chop for mr chows or make we go skate,u go wan come with me abi?
why we no fit enter bedroom watch dvd? grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:33pm On Jul 13, 2008
rokiatu:
dinner
can i do breakfast wit u instead luv?! wink
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:33pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
bedroom ke? i said farm jare, see this one tongue
see this aunty oo! grin

i dont take too many to the bedroom, so ur lucky

bedroom na paradise, e better pass OBJ zoo, gbegiri joint and mr biggs!

oya naw make we roll, haha

u no need make up, shap shap we go enter there link paradise! grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:28pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
lool ok i have tapped you cheesy
grin

kai this madam serious ooo! grin
wetin i go do now? my boyz talk say otta farm don close

abi make we go bedroom instead? tongue
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nella:
lol, because I can read minds, wink duuhhh
bravo!
ok let me put u thru another litmus test, what is on my mind right now? grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 5:23pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:
take me to the farm kiss
r u sure u wanna go there?
u have been warned!get ready and tap me, make we waka, grin
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 3:09pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nella:
u mean going to d zoo to visit a monkey?? 4 shizzie grin
oh yeah u got that dead-right! grin
how did u know it was wat i was thinkin abt?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Registrar In UK Refuses To Wed Gay Couple by CARUSO(m): 3:02pm On Jul 13, 2008
good
i like the woman for that
i dont give a flying fuc.k but gay people are scumbags
they have defied God and nature
they shall continue suffering the humiliation wherever they go

fucking poo-pushers, bum-fuckers and lesbos are dead-out!
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Someone You Love Feels Depressed? by CARUSO(m): 2:58pm On Jul 13, 2008
jek_kad:
ashewo ati akunna akunna ni eee grin
grin
I just get mouth oo,i no get akunna kuna liver!
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Someone You Love Feels Depressed? by CARUSO(m): 1:54pm On Jul 13, 2008
StephenP:
I don't remember where I heard this question but this is how it goes:

If someone you love feels depressed should you stay around him/her 100 per cent or give him/her space?
i would slap the depression out of her! grin

and we would make up after i have beaten her with my dic.k (beyond belief!)
RomanceRe: On A First Date: Where Would You Take Her? by CARUSO(m): 1:51pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nella:
As long as u don't take me to some restaurant, Mr Biggs or any thing like that. I didn't come out with u to eat, just get to the fun part already.
ok would you mind going to OTTA farm to visit OBJ?! grin
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Delivers! by CARUSO(m): 11:06am On Jul 13, 2008
oku orire!! grin

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