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Nella:did i hear u say boi?! ![]() nah m a man,not a boy!! ![]() |
domwas2:get a life! as old as u r, u met a gurl, u dont know wen to call her or if she enjoyed ur company! dum-dum ![]() |
michelin89: ![]() |
chamotex: ![]() ![]() ![]() i want to be like u naw |
rokiatu:we have agreed to our first date and i would be picking her up in jupiter next weekend, for a trip to OTTA farm, then on our way back, we would have a special movie to watch on-board and possibly crinck some champagne filled-flutes!She has also agreed to let me spend the night in her place, so i would be going back enroute London where i wld pick up my duvet! ![]() but come, is ur name really Rokiatu? ![]() |
Nella:yeah right, women never admit they are wrong! ![]() they are always right, even when things are blatant! i tire for una ![]() |
Nella:nah ur wrong love! wat u r thinking i know, but wat m thinking is way bigger! ![]() u joker!haha |
ibkaye:ur bedroom for jupiter go dey nice i wan experience something new ![]() ibkaye would always deliver!haha |
ibkaye:yeah private baby, private everything! private popcorn making and pepsi dispensing machine! collecting my duvet in readiness to crash in ur own bedroom since ur not coming to mine ![]() |
ibkaye:ok done deal,can we go back enroute London so i can pick up my duvet? i dont like pushing things so i wont ask u to come to my bedroombut u wld beg/request for permission to enter the bedroom walai ![]() and me i dont do silverboard, we watch movies in my private cinema, too smooth for silverbird luv! ![]() |
ibkaye:we can play chess, or hide and seek(under the sheets and in the wardrobe!) ![]() dont worry, my bedroom no dey bite, nothing is coming off and u wld come out grinning bigger than ever! ![]() u will be glad u did, not too many set foot in there, strict terms and conditions!! bedroom has so many advantages, it is serene, it is one of the only few places where u can visit paradise on earth, where u can reach cloud 9 and so on ![]() |
ibkaye:see ur mouth, about ur enjoyment?! ![]() women can be selfish at times sha,kai! we wld head anywhere dat rocks ur boat in naija no wahala but gauranteed the best date of ur life, and after i hope i wld have done enuff to deserve another date-but this time na for bedroom wey we go do am! ![]() |
ibkaye:dat one no be wahala there is a direct charter jet dat flies from an airfield close to my place i wld pick u up and we wld head to naija and u berra make it worth my while or else i go dump u for the farm oh i just need tolet u know, if we get to otta farm, u may see OBJ playing with sand, he his not a kid but he his reaping the fruits of his labour! ![]() |
rokiatu: ![]() Busted!!! m technically still single tho, going on a date doesnt mean m not single!! ![]() |
ibkaye:ok i would take u to the farm ![]() but on one condition, that u would not stone or slap OBJ? ![]() and may i know where i am picking up my date please? where u dey? ![]() |
rokiatu:ok we wld go spend the night at dorchester me and u (so we can be at the breakfast early the next day) then i wld take u to breakfast downstairs in the main hall deal? ![]() |
ibkaye:ok small time woman go dey talk say guys no dey do if i tlk say make we enter macy's or harrods, u go jump abi,ehn? if i tlk say make we go chop for mr chows or make we go skate,u go wan come with me abi? why we no fit enter bedroom watch dvd? ![]() |
rokiatu:can i do breakfast wit u instead luv?! ![]() |
ibkaye:see this aunty oo! ![]() i dont take too many to the bedroom, so ur lucky bedroom na paradise, e better pass OBJ zoo, gbegiri joint and mr biggs! oya naw make we roll, haha u no need make up, shap shap we go enter there link paradise! ![]() |
ibkaye: ![]() kai this madam serious ooo! ![]() wetin i go do now? my boyz talk say otta farm don close abi make we go bedroom instead? ![]() |
Nella:bravo! ok let me put u thru another litmus test, what is on my mind right now? ![]() |
ibkaye:r u sure u wanna go there? u have been warned!get ready and tap me, make we waka, ![]() |
Nella:oh yeah u got that dead-right! ![]() how did u know it was wat i was thinkin abt? |
good i like the woman for that i dont give a flying fuc.k but gay people are scumbags they have defied God and nature they shall continue suffering the humiliation wherever they go fucking poo-pushers, bum-fuckers and lesbos are dead-out! |
jek_kad: ![]() I just get mouth oo,i no get akunna kuna liver! |
StephenP:i would slap the depression out of her! ![]() and we would make up after i have beaten her with my dic.k (beyond belief!) |
Nella:ok would you mind going to OTTA farm to visit OBJ?! ![]() |
oku orire!! ![]() |






