₦airaland Forum

spikedcylinder:
Hun, please buy me 1,500 naira recharge card and I need 200k to pay my school fees then i really need to buy that new Acer Laptop, tickets to Basketmouth show and 5 new lacy brasjust another 200k. Send those things ASAP. And, oh, I love you or whatever.

u don enter molue wey no get brake oo!

straight to Kafancha

u miss road sotay, SATNAV no fit re-direct u!!

Caruso no be mugu

nana:
Lol,i wonder how u lot get banned. Been a good member since 2005

me e be like say na curse!!

we wont be kept quiet though, we wont be stiffled, we would continue advocating freedom of speech!

@poster

if she doesnt ask you for money or food or presents or recharge card!!

lady u:
shatap diaaaa is it me u r telling to go away,from this day hence forth i jenny wont disturb u again

kai na u sef

na u be the rabbit wey wear antelope skirt!

i don tell u say make we carry our own people go form our own thing

i tire for this banning season ooo!!

Gamine:
Cute?

not my type sha

it can never be your type naw

who dash monkey waistcoat!!

lady u:
you're just too cute ,that is y i can't resisit u

i fear ooo!
go away stalker!!!

lady u:
hello sweet

who be dis again ooo!

all dis anonymous admirers tire me ooo!

who be lady u again?

i like your shoe, i like your bag, can i be your lover?!

this line was used by my cousing when we waz younging, he feels foolish at having to say that whenever he remembers


wat a dumbo!!

Bashy

Chipmunk

Skepta and JME

no big deal bro

over the last few years i have been lusting after sexy 26-35yrs old women, but i wont go pass 35 sha!

I can consider 38 if shez has a banging body like a Maybach

i am hunting down all the sexy mamas and MILFS around

Beware, CARUSO THE MILF HUNTER IS ON THE PROWL!!!

Ebonyj:
Caruso, if you have nothing good to discuss, please buzz off!

relax now, just winding u up!

on a more serious note, i think you can look at importing lie-detector machines, to catch our thieving and corrupt politicians

Ebonyj:
Nairalanders,

I hope you all had a resful weekend.
I need your help please, I am interested in importing goods to Naija but don't know what products are needed, can you please provide me with this sort of information. I have been told by someone that electrical appliances sell, but what in particular? Please help me.

Secondly, i hear that snail business is good , how do I go about starting that? What do I need and how much money will I need to spend.

Thanks and have a pleasant week!

thank you very much, we all had a good weekend, hope u did too?!

anywayz i have been thinking of what you can import and i think there is a market deficiency for hard drugs, so u may want to do dat!

m sitting on the fence on this one!!

nah that is too bad, no need for that at all!

we need to stop taking law into our own hands

another life just wasted

may his soul rest in peace!!

serves him right

the right to have a gun doesnt mean the right to take someone's life unnecessarily!

die mofo!!

the run off polls was just a total charade, Zimbabwe has no regards for anything and it is just on its own


thanks to the stupid, stubborn and bullish tyrant called Mugabe!!!

@Poster

It is in-estimable!

dont be fooled by all these polls and figures the media is sending out!

naija people dey everywhere, living legally or illegally and figures would most likely be based on immigration control figures

sibanibi:
Sometimes, i wonder if we still have a president in this country. u ask why? i hardly see him on TV, he hardly talks about anything. now who can tell me what the presido has said about the kidnapping of Yobo's brother? he is silent about everything. if this is what rule of law is, we ain't down with it.

is it only yobo's brother? what about other innocent people that get kidnapped and killed, thousands more are suffering untold hardship

kids and adults get raped, un-employment is at an all-time high, corruption is rife, everything is more than an herculean task in nigeria and the country

is rotting away!

what should he do about yobo's brother's kidnapping? him being a football player's brother doesnt accord him any preferential treatment compared to

other people in the country!

I think there is far more important issues to worry about than the kidnap of a single Nigeria who is well off to secure his own release!

dammit

chbabs:
In a particular state in the country during the last screening and interview session that took place last saturday nationwide, it was recorded that over 9000 candidates applied for 50 vacancies, 15 droped dead after a marathon race of about 4 km, all in the bid to secure employment with the immigration serivce, teachers on strike over TSS, NUPENG review striking action. ANOTHER FAILED NATION

pathetic and woeful!

neonet:
Nobody should Blame me oooooo!! It can happen to any Naija boy that wants to date a White chic.Inshort, i was so desperate to date a white chic.Its my fault.

clueless dimwit!

you should be ashamed of urself and bury ur head beneath the earth!

dreeldee:
this is a big shame and a turn around of Nkem Owoh's song " Oyinbo woman don chop your Naira

i go chop your naira

davidylan:
Let the teddy bear console you or at worst sell it.

but the value of the teddy bear has depreciated and it is probably worthless!

LadyT:
Doyin Doyin Doyin

You have taken indian hemp AGAIN?

nah m ever so clean, i can just stop taking potshots at muppets and imbeciles!

neonet:
The White Chic said she will pay back the $400 after she must have gotten a better job.But she was no where to be found(online) after i gave her the money.Initially, she sent me a teddy bear that was worth up to $50.That was why i trusted her!!!!

u got knocked the fuc.k out mumu!
next time,u wont fall in love via the world wide web!

neonet:
I met a girl online(White chic), she claimed that she has fallen in love with me after 2months of online chatting.She even gave me her number after the i met her on the first day online.We spoke on phone virtually everyday!!!!!(This is a girl i see through a webcam everyday) i was later duped of $400.I nearly fainted after i called her phone number, it was her husband that picked the call, i have learnt my lesson.Dont you ever fall in love with somebody that you have not seen before ooooooo, or else,

bobo ode!