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nana:
Lol,she wan make i become chubby. I dey Uni. of East London. Which one did u finish from?

I know east london uni, my coz used to be up there b4

i was in cardiff uni(bsc), then city, london (msc), in the real world now, with a grad job!

i sure say u go be like michelin tyre now, with all the micky-deez and krispy kremes!

NANA MICHELIN, haha

ASL33:
This oxford guy and nana no be una i creat this thread for
ok wetin come be the doss abi e no dey get over doss?
i get am for house now but i dey fear to shak the stuff
it looks dirty and how come they put firewood inside that ragolis bottle

it is not firewood
it is tree barks
i doubt there is juju in it, it seems more like herbs and mixes!

nana:
Chai,those people sure know how to spoil people's system with sugar. I remember how my mum used to get me the big boxes as a surprise. Sowie ehn.
Am doing great o,on hols at the moment. Cant wait to get back to school tho'. Don't worry about your work,all your efforts would pay off at the end of the day.

yes oo but ur mama try oo, dey spoil u with krispy kreme!
wat uni r u in?
i just finished uni too!!

nana:
Lol,Doyin if i punch u ehn,gbogbo jedi yen ma salo ni.
I for tell u say make u peckham but na oxford u dey,so nothing for u. Go meet your Gp.

I still dey connect with london every other week, i only moved here two weeks ago!

And u think say UK GP go fit flush jedi-jedi comot for my system? nah!!

Krispy Kreme don wreck my system finish, egba mi oooo!!

I go try wonder go peckham or dalston see wetin dey, u can never tell, shebi na london?!

Howz u anyway? guys r working hard here man, it aint easy!!!

nana:
I no get jedi-jedi o. Shaka lara wa.

so u understand yoruba sef?!

u get anywhere wey dem dey sell paraga for london?

the way i am right now, i need to down two ragolis sized bottles before i can be cured!!

nana:
Jadi-Jadi

u sef get jedi-jedi ni?!

ibkaye:
ahn ahn, what is 'Agbo Jadijadi'? so fun mi jo

local mixture for piles and back pains i think?!!

u want to try some?

No big deal as long as the woman in question is matured enough and the fella is not taking advantage of the girl!!

It wont be child abuse or cradle snatching (as some people would like to term it)

Why cant people condem aristos, or girls who sleep with old enuff men to be thier fathers and vice versa for guys with older women?!

Anybody fit send me Agbo jedi-jedi to London?

jedi-Jedi ti fe she caruso leshe!!!

bonnyguy:
caruso

this is a forum,if you don't have anything to contribute u can keep quiet and go you own way

this is a good topic

piss off u self-servicer!

did i ask u question?!

And is my question not related to the post, u flying fucking tosser!

ibkaye:
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Call Me

if u dont have a phone, why punch your keyboard mercilessly?!

hola senorita

@ALL

Guys please dont savage the poor gurl, we all make mistakes!!


@WendyRao,

Keep trying, take it on the chin and u wld get better!

Dat guy is just a born-thief, pathetic0skin bleaching slowpoke!

To Akala, and his likes in Nigeria Govt. and politics, keep on stealing, one day would be the owners turn to mete out due justice

And if u think u can all escape on earth, wait till the day of judgement!!

Thieving corruption ridden bastards!!!!

These bastards wont quit!

They would come up with anything to con people, even thier own families!!

May they all rot in hell!!

Ruby_Pearl:
Seriously, I don't know yet.

But when I find out, I'll come back and post it

nothing riles me more than a stupid username on nairaland!

Nigeria and Poverty!

RIP to those who lost thier lives

Once again, Nigeria has continued to fail its citizens in so many ways and this is another reason!

niceandkul:
NAIRALANDERS, HOW DO YOU SEE TAX WAHALA IN LAGOS
I HEARD BANKS ARE TO PAY 500,000,000NAIRA TO BUILD A BRANCH IN LAGOS STATE!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME CONFIRM THIS

IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN ITS VERY CRAZY AND NOT REALISTIC

WHEN WILL THINGS BE RIGHT IN THIS COUNTRY



ALWAYS BE F HELP TO SOMEBODY

NICEAND KUL

how this come concern u? u wan build bank, or u get bank or wetin?!

i have one of it

it is not that special though!

run for ur dear life!!

bartigo:
what are some of the things to look out for before you say i do as a lady or as a guy before marriage

big breast

big yansh

huge appetite for sex

jeron1:
girl, i like your comment and will like to contact u.
jerry_ado1@yahoo.co.uk is my email add

e be like say u don craze patapata
mad man shit for ur rice or wetin?
all dis one wey dem dey tlk abt virgin, u no get anytin tlk, na contact u dey find up and down!
jobless mongolian!

OUT NOW!!

Gamine:
LOL,,

abeg what is pata olokun??

string pants

dem bikini types where a ropey thing is used to fasten them together!!

pata means pant!!

okun means rope or string!!

spikedcylinder:
I hear Pata Olokun is very IN these days o, just ask Gamine. Lol!
My own na banana o. How you check am?

i no say u like banana!

i get am plenty plenty!!!

u want some?

yeh tell her and advise her EFCC may be laying an ambush for you all!

spikedcylinder:
1) Ahh. . . when will you post date it to? I need that handset o! Then i will be the first person in our yard to own a "SET". I will show those ghanian ex-prostitutes who live in the face me room opposite our own!

2) Ahn Ahn! You know those ones cannot hold my "goods" properly na. I will need a proper coste bra!
But you are cheap o, what next? pata olokun?

1) i wont post date it for long, till december 25th 2000-and-rapture! I would give u the SAGEM make u dey take shine ghana-ashawo face!

2) ur goods?which ones be ur own? melons or pawpaw?
kostay bra cost nawadays, i just dey read victoria's secret and la senza website, and d thing too cost
make we go bend down select for yaba now

pata olokun no be for u, na baba suwe wey dey rock that one!we go get some nice pata for yaba too!

mo fe shepe fun anybody to ba fe fi ori gba epe!

spikedcylinder:
Hun, please buy me 1,500 naira recharge card and I need 200k to pay my school fees then i really need to buy that new Acer Laptop, tickets to Basketmouth show and[b] 5 new lacy bras[/b] just another 200k. Send those things ASAP. And, oh, I love you or whatever.

do u mind 5 new ankara bra?

i go fone MORUF THE TAILOR MAKE HE SOW U SOME NICE BRA WITH ANKARA MATERIAL!!!

spikedcylinder:
Ok then. As you no gree. Make that 50 naira recharge card and 2k for my school fees, then instead of going for the basketmouth show, i will buy his cd from Ik on our street for 150. That one nko?
And, of course, I love u. . . . or whatever.

me i go loff

but if u cut me now, water or blood no go comot!

if u ready, i go write u post-dated cheque for £100 and i fit buy u sagem-handset plus 500naira recharge card