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This morning, a team of crack investigative reporters from Osun Defender Newspapers and our
Search Engine Consultants (SEO), dug out with forensic zeal and tore the mask from the face of
evasive “masquerades” behind the phantom party, African Peoples Congress (APC), believed to
be sponsored by PDP to thwart the merger and registration of the All Progressive Congress.
The picture above is that of the lawyer, one “Barrister Nwokorie Samuel Chinedu” from the
floating “Legal World Chambers” who wrote to INEC the controversial letter of intent on behalf
of his “clients” the African Peoples Congress (APC). Because of the exposure of the dirty game,
the lawyer has switched off his two numbers: 08164257977 and 08053957522. Yesterday, he
picked the phone when we called him but he was evasive and not forthcoming of if he was the
Barrister Nwokorie Samuel Chinedu, he told us he would call us back and by 8.23 p.m. after so
many un-returned calls (44 in all) he switched off his two phones and they are yet to be
switched on as at this afternoon before we went to press.
The address on the letter-head— Suite 1007, Block B, Anbeez Plaza in Wuse Zone 5, also
happened to be another mystery in the duplicitous game. A staff who pleaded anonymity told
us outside the office that none of the members of two chambers that co-habit the office
(IJEOMA DESTINY CHAMBERS and Maji-Emmanuel & Co) had any knowledge of either a third
chamber by the name: “Legal World Chambers”, neither any partner that bears the name:
“Barrister Nwokorie Samuel Chinedu”. The staff after we showed her the printed picture of
Barrister Samuel Chinedu said he knew the face but was not a member of the either chamber,
and was only a casual acquaintance of one of her principals. She said the drama is not
uncommon with charge and bail lawyers who most times do not have a chamber but use the
address of their friend’s chambers.
Meanwhile, the vociferous challenge mounted my APC spokespersons has driven the phantom
APC to hastily provide “logistics” for the unveiling of a logo this morning in Abuja at a press
conference.
Samuel who hailed from Owerri township in Imo State joined FACEBOOK on 11th October,
2008 had only 8 friends – all female, (Bibi Olukini, Chichi Ekpe, Beeorlah Mimi Julia Soyebo,
Chibbie Raymnd Nonyizzle, Joy Jade Ikhialose Idomeh, Tenny Olowu, Chioma Kaycee Onyebuchi
and Maurine Bayen) in 2008, but grew to 43 in 2009… His steady stream of friends have since
grown to 462 as at yesteday...

Source: mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/behold-lawyer-behind-controversial-phantom-apc-osun-defender

Behold The Lawyer Behind The Controversial Phantom APC- Osun
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How life on Earth will look 1,000 years from now

By the next millennium the global map will have been redrawn by disastrous climate changes, according to a new forecast

AN APOCALYPTIC vision of life 1,000 years from now has been painted by a team of scientists studying the effect of global warming.

If mankind does not put its house in order, temperatures could have risen by 15C (27F) by the year 3000 and sea levels by more than 11 metres (36ft), flooding much of London, the team, from the Tyndall Centre for Climate Change Research, says in a report for the Environment Agency. Abrupt changes could make Britain much hotter, or even — such is the uncertainty of the predictions — first colder and then hotter.

This could happen if the North Atlantic current system collapsed, denying Britain the warming effect of the Gulf Stream. Ocean surface temperatures would fall by 3C (5.4F), but as the Arctic sea ice melted, they would rise again by 8C (14.4F) in an abrupt turnabout over a period of no more than about 20 years.

Climate Change on the Millennial Timescale is the first study to examine comprehensively the impacts of global warming beyond the end of this century. It calls for continued efforts to cut the emission of global-warming gases to prevent the changes from getting out of control.

Baroness Young of Old Scone, the chief executive of the Environment Agency, said: “We are running out of road on decision-making. Unless we dramatically change the use of fossil fuels then we will be committing future generations to the most severe impacts of climate change.”

By the year 3000, the report says:

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* Sea levels will still be rising at the end of this millennium and the total increase could reach 11.4 metres. This dwarfs estimates made by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change that sea levels will rise by between 16cm and 69cm by the 2080s

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* The acidity of the oceans will fall significantly, posing a threat to marine organisms such as corals and plankton. That, in turn, would affect the whole marine ecosystem

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“If we follow business-asusual then we will commit future generations to dangerous climate change,” Dr Lenton said. The risk was that of returning the Earth to a hot state it had not been in since 55 million years ago.

Baroness Young said: “Tough decisions are needed soon. Many of our coastal towns could be in jeopardy and immediate action needs to be taken if we are to avoid many of these impacts.

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And the mail;

ATTENTION:DEAR FRIEND,

THIS IS PRESIDENT ALAHJI MUSA UMORU YARADUA THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ,HOW ARE YOU TODAY AND YOUR FAMILY DOING? I AM CONTACTING YOU TO INFORM YOU THAT AM VERY SORRY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE PASSED THROUGH ON YOUR TRANSACTION WITH NIGERIA SCAMMERS.

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4, YOUR AGE
5, SEX
6, CELL NUMBER
7,OFFICE NUMBER
8, YOUR OCCUPATION
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