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Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Is Burning Massive Hell Have Been Let Loose By Trump by Catapault: 9:40am
fuckingAyaya:
Imagine trump was Benjamin Netanyahu? Trump be wiping these monsters with kids glove because of global economy and stability, but the monsters be acting like they got the weapons and man power to withstand US. Who dey give Iran that false belief? Turkey or Russia
SHUT UP AND STOP SUPPORTING COLONIAL IMPERIALIST INVASIONS.

THE USA AND ''ISRAEL'' IE WHITE EUROPEANS CLAIMING TO BE ''HEBREWS'' HAVE NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER BEING IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD.

ZERO.

THE EXACT SAME WAY BRITAIN HAD NO RIGHT TO INVADE, MASSACRE OUR ANCESTORS, COLONISE AND PLUNDER NIGERIAN RESOURCES FOR A CENTURY, IS THE SAME WAY THE USA AND ''ISRAEL'' HAVE NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER BEING IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

THERE WAS NO ''TERRORISM'' IN THE MIDDLE EAST UNTIL WHITE PEOPLE INVADED THERE.

WHEN YOU AFRICANS GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU OPENLY SUPPORT WESTERN IMPERIALIST INVASION OF OTHER COUNTRIES, JUST KNOW YOU ARE LOST.

THEY GOT YOU EXACTLY WHERE THEY WANT YOU.

THOUGHTLESS PUPPETS.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Attend ECFR Summit In Germany.... Photo by Catapault: 9:30am
PresidentMUGABE:
Europeans, Asians, Indians Americans and Africans are always happy to be around him.
NIGERIANS KNOW HIM BETTER AS A TERRORIST SYMPATHISER WHO WANTS TO START ''A RELIGIOUS WAR'' IN NIGERIA.

YES DADDY.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgyjL96BAsM
SportsRe: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 11:47pm On Jun 20
Phraences:
It is those heavy meals that reduce speed na grin
Osimhen eats the same fufu they eat!!! angry

They are just lazy strikers that that don't want to hustle ball. sad

The legendary Rashidi ''Goalsfather'' Yekini, who was built like an elephant, surely ate more fufu than all those Ivorian boys combined.

Yet it never stopped him from tearing the net!

Can you imagine Yekini at the end of those Ivorian chances?

Germany would have chopped nothing less than 4 goals today!
SportsRe: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 11:42pm On Jun 20
sweetjohn:
All the best teams in the world are playing the World Cup right now. You need to grow up and stop talking like a drunkard
So Curacao, Uzbekistan and Haiti are among the best teams in the world in your head?
SportsRe: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 11:12pm On Jun 20
franchasng:
African players lack goal scoring skill and confidence.


That Ivorian winger had no reason to make attempt to trap that clean pass. He was supposed to hit the ball as he was approaching and whatever the outcome is let it be.


African coaches need to focus more on teaching their players how to score. Tell them learn to shoot from afar to perfect their goal scoring skills.


Ivory Coast played well but lacked goal scoring skills
That deadly instinct to score and finish the job is lacking in that team.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 10:18pm On Jun 20
That Kessie is just a slow, sluggish donkey. So annoying.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 9:57pm On Jun 20
KAI...THE WORLD IS SO LUCKY THAT SUPER EAGLES ARE NOT IN THIS WORLD CUP.

WE COULD HAVE WON IT WITH THIS TEAM WE HAVE TODAY, I SWEAR....
Foreign AffairsRe: All Of Lebanon Must Burn - Israel Minister Of National Security, Ben Gvir by Catapault: 9:13am On Jun 20
Una be real Ozuor.. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: All Of Lebanon Must Burn - Israel Minister Of National Security, Ben Gvir by Catapault: 9:11am On Jun 20
Righteousness2:
If the devil knew that the Death of JESUS CHRIST will bring SALVATION to Humanity, he would NEVER have Entered Judas

The Holocaust that you celebrate is what Brought about the FUFILLMENT OF Isah 66:8. Which is the ISREAL you Cry and wail about today

The nations Hate on the Jews in Today, which your little mind feels good about is SPEEDILY Bringing about the Fufillment of the Bible which GOD ALMIGHTY says he will Bring back HIS people from all over the World back to their Land, THE LAND OF ISRAEL.


[b]Right now, there is an [color=#000099]UNPRECEDENTED Return of JEWs Worldwide to their GOD GIVEN LAND.


YOU CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST GOD'S ELECT.
YOU CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE

You can only Help to Fufill GOD'S plan for them

Europeans from Poland, Germany, Ukraine, Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, Russia, Serbia etc, gathered together and called themselves ''Jews'', and ''God's chosen people'', and you accept their claim?

Europeans!

So you people believe that Germans, Polish, Russians, and Austrians were in the Middle East desert 3,000 years ago living as ''God's chosen people''?

Chai...... grin grin
CrimeRe: UCH Staff In Ibadan Caught By The Hospital’s CSO While Diverting Diesel(video) by Catapault: 5:29pm On May 27
Ifexibe:
Cry harder. wink
He's not crying. He's educating you, and you have no cogent response.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says Iran Deal 'Largely Negotiated' Including Reopening Strait Of Hormuz by Catapault: 8:06am On May 24
PassingShot:
You are brainwashed by propaganda.

People who know a thing or two about world politics know that the USA/Isreal have not achieved any of their so-called goals of the war. Iran has never pursued acquiring nuclear weapons. This was long confirmed by the IAEA and other experts on the subject. If Iran had wanted to do that, she would have done it a long time ago. Also, the regime change that the aggressors hoped and expected to achieve did not happen, and will not happen through the guns or bombs. So?
OGA, IRAN ALREADY HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

NOBODY CAN TOUCH THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL BURIED IN DEEP UNDERGROUND CITIES.

AMERICA AND ISRAEL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GET OUT OF THERE, AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO THEM! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says Iran Deal 'Largely Negotiated' Including Reopening Strait Of Hormuz by Catapault: 8:02am On May 24
iichidodo:
For what its worth, Iran should never acquire a nuclear bomb... Enough said.
SHUT UP THERE.

IRAN IS A SOVEREIGN COUNTRY AND WILL DO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY LIKE.

THEY WON THE WAR, YOU LOST.

SO SHUT UP!!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Is The Biafra We Have Been Looking For - Dave Umahi by Catapault: 2:30am On May 24
Dogalmighty17:
What an insult! An 89 year old senile fossil? Half the time Tinubu doesn't even know where he is.
Umahi is very stupid. The tokenist appointments Tinubu gave the South east is what Biafra is all about?
Umahi and Tinubu are 1000 times the men you can ever be.

Achievers.

You? Online nobody feeling funky.
Science/TechnologyHere's How Nigeria Looks In 2095 by Catapault(op): 1:34am On May 24
Nigeria and Africa by 2095, according to AI projections based on our current economic growth rate and development trajectory.

Next World Power


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5btFXfhSI4
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Complete Failure: FG Is Deep In Debt - OBJ (Video) by Catapault:
DeepSight:
Why are you trying to pretend that BAT has any shadow of integrity or good intentions for this country?
Why are you trying to pretend he doesn't?

Do you know Tinubu is the first President to order the GEOMAPPING of Nigeria's mineral resources, which is a prerequisite for attracting world class investment in the mining sector?

GEOMAPPING is a long, difficult, and expensive process of locating, identifying, measuring and quantifying the entire mineral resources of a country.

The reason Nigeria is not a mining giant like South Africa today is due to lack of GEOMAPPING.

No serious investor puts money into mining based on incomplete data.

TINUBU is the first to do it.

Is that reported anywhere in the news?

Nope.

Not sensationalist enough. Too positive. Too boring.

Do you know that Tinubu is transforming the civil service to mirror his nationalist 'Buy Nigerian' policies?

Over 1000 new Procurement Officers have been trained in 'Nigeria First' policies and will ensure that Procurement and contracting favour NIGERIAN suppliers over foreign suppliers.

This will reduce capital flight and boost productivity in a big way in coming years.

These are the sort of visionary policies Tinubu is executing.

He is a technocrat and visionary who sees the big picture.

They are very "boring" policies that don't trend on Tiktok, but they are the policies that determine whether this country will work or not.

Elect any of these criminals insulting Tinubu, and they will just come back to their usual sharing of money and doing nothing.

OBJ, why didn't he embark on GEOMAPPING?

Does he not know we have minerals?

By now we would have been earning trillions of Naira from our mineral wealth.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Complete Failure: FG Is Deep In Debt - OBJ (Video) by Catapault: 12:52pm On May 14
neyop85:
When someone like Obasanjo speaks you will know he is hurting with jealousy and hatred. This same Obasanjo ruined our power sector, 20 billion dollars was pumped into the sector without a single success story. Lagos-Ibadan expressway was left in complete comatose, railway was a mess, no single legacy project from this old man. During his time, crude oil was sold above 100 dollars per barrel and yet no single legacy project.
Today, look at projects such as Lagos-calabar coastal road, Sokoto-Badagry expressway, student loans, free tuition and stipend for technical students nation wide, Muritalah Muhammed Airport complete remodelling and rehabilitation after decades of neglect, every geopolitical zone currently has major project ongoing. Yet, Obasanjo who had massive oil windfall couldn't even rehabilitate Lagos-Ibadan expressway (an exisiting major road). This man has no moral justification to critic Tinubu who is building roads from scratch.
Obasanjo's regime wasn't disturbed with insecurity, not because he was excellent as a leader but because Gadaffi was in power in Libya and thus the sahel wasn't destabilized. Despite that, despite the security stability, he achieved nothing.
By the time Tinubu is done, his successes will further destroy Obasanjo and label him a crook and thief for all to see.
OBJ has always been like this. He's narcissistic.
Foreign AffairsRe: Museveni Sworn In As Uganda’s President For 7th Term by Catapault: 7:17pm On May 13
lamentor78:
The comments here should be, is Uganda making progress economically, is not about changing government. The West that introduced democracy to us knew that it will destroy Africa.

Government A will come steal and loot

Government B will come reverse all government A policies bring all his people to come and loot

Government C enters destroy all sector borrow money and devalue currency and loot with his tribes men.

That is the democracy we practiced in Africa
I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANY SO-CALLED DEMOCRACY.

IF A LEADER IS DOING WELL, HE CAN BE THERE FOR 60 YEARS.

IT'S ALSO BETTER BECAUSE HE CAN PLAN FOR LONG-TERM DEVELOPMENT.

THAT IS HOW WE HAD GREAT KINGS AND EMPERORS OF THE PAST. LIKE OBA EWUARE WHO TURNED BENIN TO A WORLD CLASS EMPIRE PRAISED BY MULTIPLE EUROPEAN VISITORS.

HE WASN'T THERE FOR 3 OR 4 YEARS.

HE RULED FOR OVER 40 YEARS.

THAT IS HOW IT WAS BEFORE THESE COLONIAL INVADERS CAME HERE WITH THEIR RUBBISH THAT HAS TURNED EVERYWHERE UPSIDE-DOWN.

MUSEVENI HAS DONE REASONABLY WELL IN UGANDA, AND IS ALSO STRONGLY AGAINST EXPORT OF RAW MATERIALS. SO HE HAS VISION AND SENSE.
Foreign AffairsRe: Museveni Sworn In As Uganda’s President For 7th Term by Catapault: 7:11pm On May 13
Teelabo:
Nawa ooo, this can only happen among the black races. Senseless continent
WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GO AND EDUCATE YOURSELF.

I GUESS ALL THE ARAB, CHINESE, NORTH KOREANS, RUSSIANS AND OTHERS WHO DON'T EVEN HOLD ELECTIONS AT ALL, AND WOULD CUT OFF YOUR HEAD IF YOU DARED CRITICISE THE GOVERNMENT, THEY ARE BLACKS, ABI?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Kneel Down Begging Tinubu & Atiku To Allow Obi Fix Nigeria by Catapault: 7:06pm On May 13
Naijahero1:
And study how Tinubu becomes a successful drug baron, finish from a school before it was established, became Bobo Chicago and became Nigeria president after losing election?
You are not ready.

GOOD LUCK 👍
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Kneel Down Begging Tinubu & Atiku To Allow Obi Fix Nigeria by Catapault: 7:02pm On May 13
Naijahero1:
Please brother, give me something useful to do.
Use AI ChatGPT!!!

It's FREE!

I once gave it my village name and requested 5 solid business ideas starting with 0 NAIRA.

AND IT GAVE ME FULL ROADMAPS. UNBEATABLE AND PERFECT.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Kneel Down Begging Tinubu & Atiku To Allow Obi Fix Nigeria by Catapault: 6:58pm On May 13
^^Go and get something useful doing, and stop constituting nuisance to society
PoliticsRe: Don't Give Nigeria Loan: Nigerians Flood Worldbank Social Media Account by Catapault:
Mrtaye:
That's not the issue...to what end is the loan
NIGERIA'S ANNUAL BUDGET IS $40 BILLION FOR 250 MILLION PEOPLE.

THE USA YOU WORSHIP HAS AN ANNUAL BUDGET OF $7 TRILLION FOR ITS 300 MILLION PEOPLE.

YOU WANT TO NIGERIA TO BE LIKE AMERICA AND GERMANY AND JAPAN.

WITH YOUR $40 BILLION BUDGET.

HOW?

AMERICA, DESPITE ITS $7 TRILLION BUDGET, STILL OWES OVER $10 TRILLION. THE WORLD'S LARGEST DEBTOR NATION.

EVERY COUNTRY BORROWS MONEY, APART FROM A COUPLE OF GULF NATIONS WITH TINY POPULATIONS AND HUGE OIL AND GAS INCOME.

SO EVEN IF ZERO MONEY IS LOST TO CORRUPTION, THE COUNTRY WILL SUFFER AND CANNOT DEVELOP IF IT DOESN'T BORROW.

IN FACT, WE SHOULD BORROW MORE, AND BUILD MORE!

TO THOSE ASKING WHERE THE MONEY IS GOING, MY ANSWER IS "YOU WILL NOT SIT IN YOUR BACKYARD OR PARLOUR AND KNOW. TRAVEL ROUND THE STATES AND SEE A STORM OF NEW INFRASTRUCTURE SPRINGING UP DUE TO MULTIPLIED FEDERAL ALLOCATION TO STATES SINCE FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL".

WHEN IT IS TIME TO SHOWCASE & HAIL THE PROGRESS OF YOUR OWN STATE OR GOVERNOR, YOU ARE SO HAPPY AND PROUD TO SHOW IT, AND BOAST WITH IT. SINCE YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR ETHNIC GROUP.

FORGETTING SUCH PROGRESS IS DUE TO INCREASED FEDERAL FUNDING WHICH IS GOING TO ALL THE STATES, NOT JUST YOURS.
PoliticsRe: Don't Give Nigeria Loan: Nigerians Flood Worldbank Social Media Account by Catapault: 6:27pm On May 13
cutefy:
Are you okay?
I'm asking you again, are you seriously okay?
HE IS OK.

You are NOT NIGERIANS.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Extends Ceasefire With Iran But The US Blockage Remains Firmly In Place by Catapault: 7:09am On Apr 22
TACO.

TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT!!
PoliticsRe: Only Peter Obi Can Defeat Bola Ahmed Tinubu – Prophet Joshua Iginla Exposes by Catapault: 6:59am On Apr 22
ALL THESE HUNGRY ''PROPHETS'' LOOKING FOR FOOD.

SO IRRITATING.
PoliticsRe: More Christians Killed In Nigeria Than Anywhere Else, Govt Complicit - Ted Cruz by Catapault: 6:56am On Apr 22
Macphenson:
The govt is complicit by pardoning terrorists instead of prosecuting and sentencing them.
That's the hight of complicity by the government
SHUT UP.

NIGERIA IS A SOVEREIGN COUNTRY AND WILL DEAL WITH TERRORISM HER WAY.

FACE YOUR OWN COUNTRY, FOREIGNER.
PoliticsRe: More Christians Killed In Nigeria Than Anywhere Else, Govt Complicit - Ted Cruz by Catapault: 6:51am On Apr 22
Krankhead:
Ted Cruz should be talking about killings in America and not Nigeria
IN AMERICA, OVER 40,000 CHRISTIANS ARE SLAUGHTERED EVERY YEAR BY GUNS.

TED CRUZ IS IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WHO SUPPORT GUN OWNERSHIP BY CITIZENS AND TAKE BRIBES OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ANNUALLY FROM THE GUN MANUFACTURERS LOBBY TO KEEP GUNS EASILY ACCESSIBLE AND LEGAL TO OWN.

THESE ARE THE CRIMINALS THAT SAY THEY WANT TO COME AND ''SAVE NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS''.

WON'T NIGERIANS ASK THEM WHAT THEY REALLY WANT FROM US?

HOW CAN THEY LOVE NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS MORE THAN AMERICAN CHRISTANS?
PoliticsRe: More Christians Killed In Nigeria Than Anywhere Else, Govt Complicit - Ted Cruz by Catapault: 6:35am On Apr 22
israelmao:
If we were to count one by one of number of christians killed during religious crisis and ongoing armed banditry and terrorism this statement is not far from truth without being politically correct.
MR ISRAEL, GO AND COUNT THE NUMBER OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS YOU'VE SLAUGHTERED IN GAZA, LEBANON AND IRAN.

HAVE YOU COUNTED THEM BEFORE COMING TO SLAUGHTER MORE INNOCENT PEOPLE IN NIGERIA?

SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN.

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