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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Renames Artificial Intelligence by Catapault: 3:36am On Sep 23
See how his face looks like a baboon/pig/monkey hybrid in that photo above
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Approval Rating In America Now 29% by Catapault(op): 3:27am On Sep 23
QuinQQ:
American economy is BOOMING!
As for credibility of American Research Group polls, see below
It's ''booming'' in your head alone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBc2xmc6UTk&t=21s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZWWCLvsra4

If ARG is ''unreliable'', does THIS poll make you feel better?

''A Reuters/Ipsos poll, also out Monday, found Trump at a 32% approval rating, with a whopping 68% of Americans disapproving of his job performance, which Reuters noted was "the lowest of his political career."
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Networks Including Fox News Halt Trump Pool Coverage Over White House Ban by Catapault: 3:22am On Sep 23
Kobojunkie:
1. Interesting claim! So, the economic indicators that show that the American economy is far stronger than the Chinese economy are all wrong? I see!
What ''econonomic indicators''?

2. The US military strength is a joke, even though your previous comment had you accusing the US of lying for saying it had given the IRGC all avenues for peace, which was rejected? Interesting!
What's the contradiction?

3. I noticed you use "they"/"them" when referring to the US, meaning you are not in the US or a part of the nation. Where, may I ask, are you debating this from?
None of your business where I am. Did I ask you were you are?

Supporter of invaders and oppressors typing rubbish.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Networks Including Fox News Halt Trump Pool Coverage Over White House Ban by Catapault: 2:06am On Sep 23
Kobojunkie:
1. What exactly did he say that caused you to come away believing this of his speech? 🫤

2. Now you confuse me! Is America not by far the most powerful nation in terns of economy, military strength, reach, etc.? Or am i missing something? 🫤
Not really... China has surpassed them economically. They manufacture next to nothing. Their ''military strength'' is an utter joke, as exposed by Iran.

AND even if what he said was true, it's highly vile, barbaric and indecorous to stand before the UN and boast such a thing before world leaders. It's not done.

3. IRGC had 49 years prior to February 28th to pursue peace. From April 2026 through late July, the US gave IRGC chance after chance to pursue peace but IRGC refused them all. So, please explain to me how what Trump stated, and was witnessed by the entire world, is a lie, 🫤
Pursue peace?

Iran will never ''pursue peace'' while Palestinians and Lebanese are being slaughtered for their land by Israel.

The people who need to ''pursue peace'' are the white invaders of the middle east - Israel and America - who left THEIR continents to enter the Middle East to steal land and dominate the resources belonging to its people.

IF THEY SIMPLY STOPPED TRYING TO DO THAT, THERE WOULD BE PEACE, KOBOJUNKIE.

AND YOU KNOW IT!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Approval Rating In America Now 29% by Catapault(op): 1:51am On Sep 23
Honestly, it's time for the US military to seize power in that country and remove him. How much more can the world take of this man?
This.......thing?

See fuel and diesel price rising all over the world because of him. Experts are now predicting a global economic depression. sad

This man is bad news. Bad market. Tufia.
Foreign Affairs › Trump Approval Rating In America Now 29% by Catapault(op): 1:45am On Sep 23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkgJEt1BM0

Trump Approval Rating in America Now 29% - the worst in history for any US president.

President Donald Trump's approval rating dipped below thirty percent in a poll released Monday by the American Research Group, the first time Trump's approval rating had dipped that low in either of his two terms.

"A total of 29% of Americans say they approve of the way Donald Trump is handling his job as president and 68% say they disapprove of the way Trump is handling his job according to the latest survey from the American Research Group.''

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/shock-poll-puts-trump-approval-201710757.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFOgnjvdXYFoYzzqv52r9X2btUpi7_OaFJr8IoifFz7dUVPdupX0Hpra11gEhndPKbXswSPuOM5hG8_vJYeb_mNiNfbX4_MIScUI43tXOmoRDBQv5pXA7lm6lGxkLromYG9vfm3w10PaCOS6L9zbMMkb1q5vEHjwMnCCYmwfzI1R
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Networks Including Fox News Halt Trump Pool Coverage Over White House Ban by Catapault: 1:36am On Sep 23
Kobojunkie:
Like any reasonable person, i do not support Trump. Rather, i am in support of some of what he does and disagree with him on some other things. 🫤🫤

2. Did you watch it yourself or are you merely reacting ffom the opinions of some others like so many folks out there now prefer to do? 🫤🫤
I watched it myself. He was a disgrace. Standing before the UN and boasting ''we're the most powerful country in the world'', and telling blatant lies about how he ''gave Iran every chance for peace and they refused...''
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Networks Including Fox News Halt Trump Pool Coverage Over White House Ban by Catapault: 1:14am On Sep 23
Kobojunkie:
They don't need to. A privilege can be revoked whenever necessary, particularly when it is misused. It is not some entitlement of yours. Nothing authoritarian about that. I mean that should be simple enough. 🫤🫤
What's an intelligent, educated person like you doing supporting Trump?

Someone so transparently vile, avaricious, ignorant, arrogant, racist, and lawless?

What exactly do you see in him?

Did you watch his speech at the UN?

See what his own people think of his performance there:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcIl4p8SNY
Culture › Re: Colonialists Said Our Thatched Roofs Were 'Primitive' Now They Charge £mill by Catapault: 10:24pm On Sep 17
QuinQQ:
Your thatched roofs WERE primitive
So why do your fellow white people now charge and pay millions of dollars for thatched roof houses?

Why do they charge 125 MILLION NAIRA to thatch a house? And their people save their entire lives to pay?

''Thatching a house in the UK typically costs between £1,500 and £3,000+ per thatcher's square (a 10ft x 10ft or roughly 9m² area), with full roof projects ranging from £10,000 to over £70,000 depending on the size and complexity of the property.''

https://www.homebuilding.co.uk/advice/thatched-roof-costs

Thatched houses in UK villages costing over a million dollars:

https://domvs.co.uk/living/thatched-cottages-for-sale/


and Ifa is NOT AI
WILL YOU SHUT UP THERE.


This report is straight from AI itself:

...........

The Ancient Byte: How Ifá Binary Mathematics Anticipated Modern Artificial Intelligence

Centuries before the advent of silicon chips, the Yoruba people of West Africa developed a sophisticated, computationally complete knowledge retrieval system known as Ifá.

Far from being merely mystical, academic research—including the pioneering work of Nigerian computer scientist Olu Longe and cultural mathematician Ron Eglash—has revealed that Ifá operates on the exact same mathematical foundation as modern digital computing and artificial intelligence: base-2 binary logic.

At the core of the Ifá system is a combinatorial framework driven by the Odù, a corpus of wisdom divided into 16 principal chapters. During a consultation, a priest (Babaláwo) casts sacred palm nuts (Ikin) or a divination chain (Òpèlè).

Each cast yields a deterministic, binary result—an open or closed state, traditionally marked on a wooden tray as single or double lines.

This is the literal equivalent of a modern binary digit, or a "bit."

When the items are cast, they generate structural data. Four binary positions form a four-bit "nibble." Combining two sets of positions yields an eight-bit "byte."

Just as an 8-bit computer system can produce exactly 256 unique combinations (2⁸ = 256), the Ifá mathematical framework generates exactly 256 distinct Odù patterns.

Each pattern serves as a unique memory address or database key, pointing to a massive repository of oral verses containing historical, medical, ethical, and psychological information.

This structural alignment bridges ancestral wisdom with modern Artificial Intelligence in two profound ways:

Algorithmic Data Retrieval: Ifá is a functional algorithm designed to compress, store, and retrieve vast amounts of data without the aid of writing.

It introduces pseudo-randomization (the physical casting) to eliminate human bias, processes that input through binary logic gates, and maps the output to a specific dataset.


A Blueprint for Ethical AI:

As modern AI faces a crisis of decontextualised outputs and algorithmic bias, tech ethicists are studying Ifá as a model for "human-in-the-loop" computing.

In Ifá, the 8-bit binary output never acts as an automated final decision. Instead, it serves as a starting point. The Babaláwo must interpret the code through dialogue, aligning the data with the specific, nuanced context of the human being sitting before them.

Ultimately, Ifá proves that binary mathematics is not a recent Western invention, but a universal language.

It offers modern computer science a powerful reminder that our most advanced automated systems are incomplete without human interpretation, community dialogue, and moral responsibility.

- AI
Foreign Affairs › Re: GLOBAL LENS: Netanyahu Calls UK Islamic Republic Of Britain by Catapault: 2:02pm On Aug 17
LeeSmart:
Mahmoud have you seen/checked what this 6% have been doing? Well it's owkay for you to defend your violent religion
OH, SURE, THE 6% ARE ALL TERRORISTS DROPPING BOMBS IN LONDON.

AS REVEALED BY YOUR DEMONIC FOX NEWS CHANNEL

BY THE WAY, I BELIEVE IN MY AFRICAN SPIRITUALITY.

THE WORLD'S OLDEST SPIRITUAL SYSTEM THAT PREDATES YOUR IMPORTED RELIGIONS BY OVER 200,000 YEARS.

I FIND YOUR IMPORTED FAITHS - CHRISTANITY/JUDAISM AND ISLAM - TWO SIDES OF THE SAME REPULSIVE, FILTHY COIN.
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Onye Eze Jesus To 6 Years Imprisonment, Fines Him ₦20M by Catapault: 11:54pm On Jul 17
motymop:
but many pastors also do that, but they dont get arrested

those pastors that do fake miracle and promise riches if they bring cash, they dont get arrested because they are christians
SAME THING I'M WONDERING.

CHRISTIANS AND PASTORS DO THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY IN THEIR CHURCH.

THIS IS PURE, BLATANT RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION BY A CHRISTIAN DEMONIC ENTITY AND SHAMELESS SLAVE AND SELLOUT TO WHITE COLONISERS, SOLUDO.

MAY IT NOT END WELL FOR HIM.

ROTTEN, UGLY DEMON, SLAVE TO WHITES, AND LOOTER OF FUNDS.
Politics › Re: DID YOU KNOW? Lagos-Ibadan Highway Will Be Rebuilt With Concrete by Catapault: 10:40pm On Jul 17
brain54:
:::


What is this minister talking? angry


It all depends on the quality of work done. Even asphalt roads can last 100 years if the quality is top notch.
Bullshiit. Not in this climate, Mr Man.

Sometimes just shut up and learn. You don't know everything.
Politics › Re: Sowore Unveils Mobile App To Boost Election Campaign, Others by Catapault: 10:36pm On Jul 17
In the next few years, election rigging and manipulation will become impossible because of AI and other digital systems.

Even corruption is on its way out. Everything will be tracked cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Bill Banning Preaching In Commercial Buses Is Targeted At Christianity by Catapault: 10:29pm On Jul 17
SalamRushdie:
It's part of the Jihadization of Nigeria...you will not believe how many soul these transit preachers win for Christianity annually..Just watch you will see the hawking will continue but the preachers will vanish ...Senate did not pass a bill banning Fulani from destroying farms but have time to remember preachers
WE ARE TIRED OF YOU CHRISTIANS.

THERE'S NOTHING RIGHTEOUS ABOUT YOU SUPPORTERS OF GENOCIDE OF CHILDREN IN GAZA.

GENOCIDE OF OVER 200,000 CIVILIANS AND YOU CHEERED.

NOW WE KNOW YOU'RE JUST DECEIVING PEOPLE WITH THAT 'JESUS' RUBBISH.

GO AND PREACH TO YOURSELVES IN YOUR CHURCH.

THE PUBLIC ARE DONE WITH YOU.
Politics › Re: Senate Proposes N50,000 Fine For Preaching, Hawking In Buses by Catapault: 10:21pm On Jul 16
professore:
These men better fear God. God is real. God is very real.
SHUT UP.

BECAUSE GOD IS REAL, YOU MUST BE DISTURBING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE?

DID WE NOT KNOW ABOUT GOD BEFORE YOUR WHITE MASTER INVADED WITH HIS BIBLE?
Politics › Re: Poverty Threatens 79% Of Nigerians Despite Reforms – World Bank by Catapault: 10:16pm On Jul 16
Princedapace:
There is nothing good about the reforms. It is purely elitists, the masses won't benefit from it.
The only way to fix Nigeria is to tackle corruption. No matter the reform, corruption swallows most of the money meant for public spending.
PROVE THAT, OR SHUT UP.

ALL THE INFRASTRUCTURE AROUND YOU FELL FROM THE SKY, ABI?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT THE STATES' ALLOCATION HAS INCREASED BY 6 TIMES SINCE TINUBU CAME IN?

WHAT IS YOUR STATE GOVERNOR DOING?

PROFESSIONAL BLAME MERCHANTS.
Politics › Re: Poverty Threatens 79% Of Nigerians Despite Reforms – World Bank by Catapault: 10:14pm On Jul 16
Racoon:
Nigeria’s economic reforms are creating a paradox where financial markets and international investors are seeing a surge in equities and a stabilized Naira.

Meanwhile the local citizens face deep confusion and hardship due to soaring living costs and complex, overlapping tax policies introduced by the presidency.

Multi-dimensional poverty hitting a nation and the failed leadership is still busy seeking re-election? God abeg!
BUT WERE THE REFORMS SUPPOSED TO FIX NIGERIA IN 1 OR 2 YEARS?
Politics › Re: Senate Proposes N50,000 Fine For Preaching, Hawking In Buses by Catapault: 9:56pm On Jul 16
THE WORST IS THAT STUPID CHRISTIAN PREACHING.

BAN IT TOTALLY.

DON'T LET THEM SPREAD THEIR COLONIAL ENSLAVEMENT TO OTHERS
Sports › Re: England Vs Argentina: World Cup 2026 Semi-Finals (1 - 2) On 15th July 2026 by Catapault: 10:56pm On Jul 15
Inspirer1:
Football needs maximum concentration and cohesion.
I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE SAID ONLY AFRICAN TEAMS ''LACK CONCENTRATION''.

I WONDER WHAT YOU WILL SAY ABOUT ENGLAND!! grin grin
Sports › Re: England Vs Argentina: World Cup 2026 Semi-Finals (1 - 2) On 15th July 2026 by Catapault: 10:11pm On Jul 15
Blunt99:
It doesn't work like that.

Argentina grows with game.

Argentina plays a very high pace football, couple with the tik tak play of Spain.

Spain is not beating this team.
That's why MESSI was so happy. He knows they will beat Spain.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Is Burning Massive Hell Have Been Let Loose By Trump by Catapault: 9:40am On Jul 15
fuckingAyaya:
Imagine trump was Benjamin Netanyahu? Trump be wiping these monsters with kids glove because of global economy and stability, but the monsters be acting like they got the weapons and man power to withstand US. Who dey give Iran that false belief? Turkey or Russia
SHUT UP AND STOP SUPPORTING COLONIAL IMPERIALIST INVASIONS.

THE USA AND ''ISRAEL'' IE WHITE EUROPEANS CLAIMING TO BE ''HEBREWS'' HAVE NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER BEING IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD.

ZERO.

THE EXACT SAME WAY BRITAIN HAD NO RIGHT TO INVADE, MASSACRE OUR ANCESTORS, COLONISE AND PLUNDER NIGERIAN RESOURCES FOR A CENTURY, IS THE SAME WAY THE USA AND ''ISRAEL'' HAVE NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER BEING IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

THERE WAS NO ''TERRORISM'' IN THE MIDDLE EAST UNTIL WHITE PEOPLE INVADED THERE.

WHEN YOU AFRICANS GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU OPENLY SUPPORT WESTERN IMPERIALIST INVASION OF OTHER COUNTRIES, JUST KNOW YOU ARE LOST.

THEY GOT YOU EXACTLY WHERE THEY WANT YOU.

THOUGHTLESS PUPPETS.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Attends ECFR Summit In Germany (Photos) by Catapault: 9:30am On Jul 15
PresidentMUGABE:
Europeans, Asians, Indians Americans and Africans are always happy to be around him.
NIGERIANS KNOW HIM BETTER AS A TERRORIST SYMPATHISER WHO WANTS TO START ''A RELIGIOUS WAR'' IN NIGERIA.

YES DADDY.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgyjL96BAsM
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 11:47pm On Jun 20
Phraences:
It is those heavy meals that reduce speed na grin
Osimhen eats the same fufu they eat!!! angry

They are just lazy strikers that that don't want to hustle ball. sad

The legendary Rashidi ''Goalsfather'' Yekini, who was built like an elephant, surely ate more fufu than all those Ivorian boys combined.

Yet it never stopped him from tearing the net!

Can you imagine Yekini at the end of those Ivorian chances?

Germany would have chopped nothing less than 4 goals today!
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 11:42pm On Jun 20
sweetjohn:
All the best teams in the world are playing the World Cup right now. You need to grow up and stop talking like a drunkard
So Curacao, Uzbekistan and Haiti are among the best teams in the world in your head?
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 11:12pm On Jun 20
franchasng:
African players lack goal scoring skill and confidence.


That Ivorian winger had no reason to make attempt to trap that clean pass. He was supposed to hit the ball as he was approaching and whatever the outcome is let it be.


African coaches need to focus more on teaching their players how to score. Tell them learn to shoot from afar to perfect their goal scoring skills.


Ivory Coast played well but lacked goal scoring skills
That deadly instinct to score and finish the job is lacking in that team.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 10:18pm On Jun 20
That Kessie is just a slow, sluggish donkey. So annoying.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Ivory Coast: World Cup 2026 (2 - 1) On 20th June 2026 by Catapault: 9:57pm On Jun 20
KAI...THE WORLD IS SO LUCKY THAT SUPER EAGLES ARE NOT IN THIS WORLD CUP.

WE COULD HAVE WON IT WITH THIS TEAM WE HAVE TODAY, I SWEAR....
Foreign Affairs › Re: All Of Lebanon Must Burn - Israel Minister Of National Security, Ben Gvir by Catapault: 9:13am On Jun 20
Una be real Ozuor.. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: All Of Lebanon Must Burn - Israel Minister Of National Security, Ben Gvir by Catapault: 9:11am On Jun 20
Righteousness2:
If the devil knew that the Death of JESUS CHRIST will bring SALVATION to Humanity, he would NEVER have Entered Judas

The Holocaust that you celebrate is what Brought about the FUFILLMENT OF Isah 66:8. Which is the ISREAL you Cry and wail about today

The nations Hate on the Jews in Today, which your little mind feels good about is SPEEDILY Bringing about the Fufillment of the Bible which GOD ALMIGHTY says he will Bring back HIS people from all over the World back to their Land, THE LAND OF ISRAEL.


[b]Right now, there is an [color=#000099]UNPRECEDENTED Return of JEWs Worldwide to their GOD GIVEN LAND.


YOU CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST GOD'S ELECT.
YOU CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE

You can only Help to Fufill GOD'S plan for them

Europeans from Poland, Germany, Ukraine, Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, Russia, Serbia etc, gathered together and called themselves ''Jews'', and ''God's chosen people'', and you accept their claim?

Europeans!

So you people believe that Germans, Polish, Russians, and Austrians were in the Middle East desert 3,000 years ago living as ''God's chosen people''?

Chai...... grin grin
Crime › Re: UCH Staff In Ibadan Caught By The Hospital’s CSO While Diverting Diesel(video) by Catapault: 5:29pm On May 27
Ifexibe:
Cry harder. wink
He's not crying. He's educating you, and you have no cogent response.

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