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Pinkieblue:
*Ahhhhhhhhhhh SHOKI*




oya where the employment party @ ?





abi na joke

Please trim those large incisors to moderate size and then I will tell ya

Pinkieblue:
WHICH ONE


TIME TO CELEBRATE

Hehehehehe Oyel and gash

Pinkieblue:
have u gotten any job offer ?

Yesh

Pinkieblue:
more that you sef

That

Pinkieblue:
U like like oil money ba ?

Hahahaha ... u diz girl.

Y not ??

U nko ? You no like am ?

But this job vacancies by pushcv they very enticing ooo.. most especially this oil and gas own ...huumm *licks his lips*

uyosolo:
same here,am seein doz 8 interviews,cnt apply 4 any,dis is anoda laziness on pushcv's path,i tink dey usd screen d jobs to our chosen area,wetin concern me wit police man job wen am lukin 4 engineerin jobs,d whole process is jst scatterd

Owon mi. Thanks I just finished reading your mail.
And most especially for those detailed explanation .haha ..it will really enhance my effectiveness now on this land . ..and u can check your watsapp now. I have added you

SomBaby:
@ Causacian or Blo jobber

You can never get me off your mind...can you?

You can't help mentioning me in your posts psycho...please get well...you need serious help...From NNPCrecruitment thread to Push CV...looking for a job(your favorite of course...BLO JOB)!...I thought you have been told where to look for such...

Please and please do not bring your filth into this thread psycho....



NB...Your gossip brought me into this thread

It was reported that you still use fresh green leaves to trap your menstrual flow every month.

Please, is it true ?

uyosolo:
dey r into forex...Omo dis pushcv na video game,too much gamblin.Unda 10minutes d 20 slots don disappear 4 my clear eye...Naija na so una lyk moni Chei

Lol ... I just saw your email when did u send it? U didn't even tell me self ..mtcheeeewwwww.. anyway I have replied u. Get back to me forthwith.

And please, u still need to teach me some things.
How to send PM .how to send mail and how to view someone s post on other threads.

Pinkieblue:
I swear if person no understand u na to just dey fight with you.... Because ur definition no just dey Google...... Abeg no dey give people expo inside hall because na signed and stamped F sure pass for tht person

Hahaha haha can u make me stop laughing please ?? ...lol but yeah u are right. Understanding really matters. If u understand me, u can never ever have issues with me but if u follow my character here, na inside volcano u go find yaself surrounded by molten maga. if I lie, ask babacha and dull baby sombaby

But wait oooooooooo how u come re-write your stage4 wey u score 5% ? ... you been dey do make-up with your phone screen during the aptitude test?

Pinkieblue:
*** Funny toasting lines *** I just remembered that topic

I hope u are dark, tall, slim and u have Gap teeth ?

Scofield re-birth Therz no 0ne like that guy either fake or original

if u report Me, na OYO u dey

Hehehehe .. very funny toasting lines indeed .. you know wen I said I will target u as an alternative, I flashed my teeth by a smilie wich means I was just kidding. Haba !!! Common. I can't mean to do such thing in a public place like this. I am a very coy person.

Also, when I said Scofield re-birth, I also flashed my teeth by a smilie which means I was joking.
Not quite long I started chatting here and I never knew anybody by that name. Lol .....no be only Scofield. Shey u no like gafield ?? Hahahahaha

Yeye dey smell.

Abdulleeh:
Ok na. While am here hunting for job, Caucasian is busy hunting for babe. Issokay o. @pinkyblue, come to his rescue please

Abdulleeh , uyosolo and pinkie... u guys are just too funny. . I read ur posts this morning and I was unable to control the laughter. I couldn't reply because I was already late for the day's work. I love people like these with senses of humor.

Very mouthed pple lol ..bt uyo na u spoil my show pass haha haha ha ha

Haha ha ha hahaha ha ha ... ... she was disvirgined by a mechanical bull ..... hahaha hahahaha and then later died of mass hemorrhage. .. haha haha ha ha ha ha *still laughing seriously*

Pinkieblue:
Yes anambra girls are sweet, that's why if ur wife or girlfriend isn't anambra then u are single or lonley.

Hmmmmm.... I tried looking for ur first post but couldn't find it , if I am not wrong, were u the one that posted a comment about needing a job desperately and u don't mind giving a BJ ? Na u cause wahala jare .... Well its because of that wahala I decided to register and login to nairaland.... But that guy worry o he no believe in good english he just believe say make u acquire all the knowledge to get a job.

But if there is one person I miss, its scofield

But jokes apart. You are very right. From my past observation, all the anambra girls (even pamela) I know are exceptionally sweet and lovely. Very affable and expressive. I met one(oyinye) in my residential area last week and we have started dating ... am just fasting and praying that she says yes on the next date when I ask. And if she no gree na you I go target ooo as alternative

Hahaha ... yeah dat was my first comment. I purposely look for wahala to get scapegoat as the thread was too dull. So I purposely heat the room and I was able to realize two dominant scapegoats that came out and was bitterly maltreated. Am sure u know them. But meanwhile, I go tell abacha wetin u talk say him no sabi English.. hehehe please, u beta beg me now oooo

Should you not know, this is Scofield re-birth.

uyosolo:
hehen...I wud tell babacha 4u,dnt wory wen trouble starts in dat thread again,i wud copy nd paste dis ur comment,dnt beg me o

Afo mbok sor bi dem .. umor kop ?? Lol..

Pinkieblue:
But u find that guy trouble no be small o, Na big boy he be na, he dey earn over 200k. I was born in Lagos but stayed there for only 8 years

Hahahahaha u be really anambra girl. U talk like my colleague then in Uni ..her name pamela frm anambra ... who told u I looked for his(babacha) trouble? Please go back to that thread and trace how it all began frm page 152 or so. You won't believe how he attacked me even wen I never said anything to him. Some folks had to correct him.

Lol .. u dis girl. And how u take know say he dey collect over 200k? Na him tell u ?? Hahaha I dey inside hold up dey laugh seriously. ..girl u are really mouthed. .. *still laughing*

Pinkieblue:
So u sef dey taboon ,
*babacha where are you come and read true confession o *


*proudly anambra*

Ha ha ha ha ha ... no one is above mistake now ...hehehehe ..so u know babacha ?? But dat guy own no be mistake ooo..his own is genetic grammar problem
He cannot come here to read... he dun too mess up himself for nnpc thread. He dun go hide him face for somewhere. I really feel for him.. haha ..

You were born and brought up in lag ba ??

Pinkieblue:
Ahhhh yekpa

*runs 2 modify her comment*
Thanks

If to say I use my language I for avoid this error

Funny babe ...u are welcome. Even me self dey do dsame mistake wen I dey talk sometimes. Na later I go remember say I speak wrong eng. Lol.. e be like u be delta girl oooo

Or edo ...

evans2015:
Pls is there anyone in the house that took stage 3 in Management/Admin.?

Yea ... I did.

Pinkieblue:
B.tech Geography and Remote sensing.
M.tech environmental management (In view)
But I am rounding up my M.tech program

It is rounding OFF .... not rounding up (to arrest).

Lol.

uyosolo:
hmm...Do i knw dis guys,u sound lik my set,nd i cn guess who u r talkin abt

Owon mi ... aba di eh.. aba ke mor ?? mba ke ikot akpan omon, ikot ekpene.
Afo no mi numba fo. Mbok so bi dem.

SoftlyZ:
Ok dear. See you at the tower.
Cheers

Aawwww ! ! ! Thanks darling. See you too at that height. I just strongly believe that it is the anointing of God's grace in me that can take me that high and not my mental riches or wealth of experience alone.

I hope you believe same. Lol .....

Busbar:
Great am happy for ur friend. Am also wating for d NNPC interview concerning dia ongoing recruitment. I study electrical/electronics engineering.

It will be after may 29 when buhari is sworn in proper. I don't know wat u think too.

Pinkieblue:
HMmmm. For the 100k, I also got 3 stars, there was a rumour that there would be a re-take 0f the test 0n the 4th of mmay

Its not a rumour dear.. Push cv engineers are working hard on the general dashboards to enable 3 stars elite to complete their stage4 since they didn't meet the cut off at the stage4 test And also for the 4 stars to explore greater career prospects.

Till monday they say, u will be able to login and do whatever is needful.

mrtidier:
All these employees an their reluctance. To even send you a regret email if you didnt make their list is hard for them, talk more of taking the a time out to sign up, and review CVs. Lazy ass employees. I really doubt. Really.

Common girl... take it easy. They will.

You know with this initiative, they now have a tiny spectrum of candidates to pull their selection from.

GangsterRevd:
MNC..... Midnight Crew

Hahahahaha ... multinational corporation

IzonOwei:
oboy we gats huzzle till the end o...the country no be am... ...

Na lie u lie.... you wey they work currently for MNC...them they pay u fat salary. Abeg leave pushCV and NNPC for we younger one wey never see front ooooo

IzonOwei:
oboy me sef tire for the scheme oo....i thought that those who scaled through the first batch would be placed in companies,but on theirr site it seems the companies are to come carry out the search for eligible candidates themselves...

Make no be one chance we don enter oo..

Lol this guy... I know you for nnpc thread ooo.. wetin u come dey push ur CV for here for Nna u dey huzzle oooo

Bevista:
Yes. Employers will ideally register on the site and after confirmation & approval, they get to select the category of employees they want.

Their selection will be based on your selected specialization and qualities (remember those 5 items you selected?)

Gbam.....

deluxecad:
What really baffles me is how employers will know the names of successful Elite employees they will search for. How?

Haabaa !!!! That shouldn't baffle us... our native intelligence can undoubtedly give us the answer.

There is already a list of elite employees in the pushCV site. And they are categorized according to our specialization field. Recruiters just go there and source for candidates by reviewing their Cvs and inviting for interview. Mind you, the chances of being employed is very high because the current successful elite employees are just one percent of the total applicants from the inception of the program. So, the competition has been substantially mitigated by reason of this recently concluded 4-stage screening.

Glaxx:
Then, why are they already allowing recruiters to login and search for qualified candidates?

Yes.. its the recruiters that would handle the interview stages.

kennydee05:
Please how do you know that?

From their site. They said its six weeks program. Six stages. We have completed four. Remaining two