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Pinkieblue:
U better go and sleep before witches and wizards start their meeting

So u even know wen dem dey start meeting. . (Like begets like)

Pinkieblue:
Therez no shame in asking a lady for help

Stop acting like a village run away

U have never been awake dis late before ... could ur korea movie be responsible for this ? Or insomnia is making a move on you ?

Pinkieblue:
I resemble pikin ?

Nocturnal demoness

Pinkieblue:
When I type.....
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U'll say I mistyped. ....


Anyway sha in other news.....(in Jennifers voice)

FP means FRENCH POST

LALASTICLALA means surrender when two NL anders are quarreling

I don't know what lacasera means.....

Ofa sabi .. who ask you ? U be abdulleh ?

Haha haha .. u know even let my post land before u quote am ... ur bed time never pass dis time ?

Abdulleeh:
Lols. Are u sure u r being just? U know Caucasian is involved. Prolly a tactic to deceive us that nothing really exist between u and him. Lol

Lol... don't mind her.. she is a too smart damsel. .before I forget again. . Please tell me the meanings of Moniker, brandi, FP, lalasticala, lacasera etc..

I am a beginer on NL

Pinkieblue:
Hahahahaha haha........

Jokes apart......

2 billion likes for enigmatique anytime........ Anyday


The lagoon is ever accommodating for Caucasian.....

Haha hahahaha ha haha ... go check how many likes and shares my post pull . . Haha ha ha .. pepe body. ... u just dey beef psycho for nothing.. u get tym ooo ..LOL ..

Abdulleeh:
I prefer your letter because it is devoid of so many vocabularies. If you are for enigmatique hit the like button. It for Caucasian hit share

Haha ha ha ha ha ha ... Na u find my trouble. Shebi we all dun choose enigmatic own before but u say u wan hia frm psycho now I dun cause more chaos ...

Abdulleeh:
Wao! I swear Naija has got talents. Good job Caucasian. Mad writing skills.

oluseundele:
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Nice one bro, thumbs up

enigmatique:
Thanks Caucasian! You eventually submitted your letter. Thumbs up!

Letter of Disappointment to PushCV.


Dear Founder & Co founders.

In view of the fact that rumors about the cynicism of your recently concluded Batch-A Elite programme has been looming for several months now, We, the disgruntled Four-Star Elite had to pen down our dissatisfaction and lost of confidence in the aforesaid platform.

The singular reason for this documentation is not to collectively express grievances arising from any state of joblessness, but that we confidently want, and dare to glue to your consciousness our deep displeasure and unforgettable regrets to have been too credulous to believe the whole repertoire that make up the Employee Quest Programme.

And in this Red letter, I guarantee you of concision and zero equivocations as I will be flashing rays of logical light to reveal the secrecy and inhabitations of deceit entwined in your idea.

According to its Objective, Elite Quest via PushCV is aimed at shortlisting the 1% top best candidates for readily recruiters who will then finally conduct an interview and absorb their chosen Elite. Well, good innovation in theory and cosmetic speciousness but sadly enough no participants have been identified to be gainfully employed this far. And this is chiefly why the process is currently suffering colossal public tirades on the pages of social networks.

As an unbias mind, I am not uncourages to stand my ground that PushCV is not a monetary Scammer but a scam on the intelligence of the whole participants because pushcv elite quest is actually a CV re-write request (in disguise).
Let me prove it with the below premises.

Fact 1: Candidates were encouraged to invite many friends/people as possible and there shall be prize(100,000 Naira) for the highest inviter.

Fact 2: Candidates were told at stage2 to optionally pay 1000 Naria for a professionally Re-written CV which will of course most likely give you an edge over those who didn't.

Based on the above irrefutable facts, my hypothetical deductions are that: (a)The more candidates they have in the quest, the higher the chances for CV-rewrite request.
(b) Roughly 5000 or even more candidates participated and at least about 1500 of them paid 1000naira for CV-rewrite. Multiply 1500 x 1000 = 1.5 million.

Sequel to the above, it can be said that PushCV made millions of revenue with the platform but the money paid for the rewrite is fair and not unworthy of the quality service. I plan to also subscribe for a rewrite too and there is no problem with that but the misleading objective of linking qualified elites with readily recruiters is now pellucidly a big lie.

Conclusively, I submit that I still stand corrected if and only if you could sincerely present a soul who made it all through your platform to share his or her testimony of employment. But however, I still see beneath the veil.The ruse demonstrated by the organizers of the quest has given the word 'Scam' a whole new meaning or dimension as its grotesqueries have become more real to all participants. But don't be too slow to remember that " he who does the devil's bidding by deceiving others also has his own self deceived by the same devil ".


Yours Unfaithfully,
The disillusioned 4-Star Elites.
Signed.

Lol .... After them take letter nko ?? Wetin go happen? Even if pushcv see am or buhari see am will it change anything? Maybe I am yet ignorant of something and someone who cares should enlighten me.

How be it, I have written my letter and posted it here not because I am bereaved and expecting any change but just because I love writing for fun as a psycho with major mental abnormalities.

Pinkieblue:
Please stop derailing this thread......

Back to the topic joooooooooooooooooor

Ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .. Please do the needful.


I know who you are mimicking.
I will tell her.

Pinkieblue:
Noise maker.......
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Hahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha... copy copy...

Full.

Pinkieblue:
Hit the nail abeg

You are very school fees

Pinkieblue:
Hahaha hahaha haha.... Hahaha haha haha..... Full

Hehe hehehe ... something wey i dey tell u for private na im u cum dey tell me for public. U dun dey copy my style. because u dun dey follow me waka too much.. I dun turn u to psycho finish ....

My sister. Dey will still sack.
No be bank ??
Na dia way na

gabby02:
My brother, don't bother waisting ur time, when u get der, u wud do a gmath exam, one on one interview, and CBT test, its going to be so stressful, but its all a waste of time. They would shortlist candidates for final interview with the employer. If u successful, u wud be asked for documentation. Pay is 40k , first month target is 3.5million. So don't waste ur transport fair ooooo, cus u might go there 2-3 times before realising u av wasted money. Thanks

Hehehehehe he he... they sent me same mail and sms.. as soon as I saw the word BANK. ..whether micro or macro. . I just ignored it cos I know say dem go giv u target in millions and use u make money for their branch... anyway tanks for the info also

enigmatique:
Wait na. Let's be privileged 2 b the 1st ones to see the letter. Besides, wat's the experience that you have in posting letters on those tabloids?

Hahahahaha haha did u actually believed the psycho when he mentioned Daily Times and The Nation Newspapers? ??

Pinkieblue:
Oya shoot

Guests they read ur post ooooo...

mrtidier:
LOL. Bro, been busy. Send me an IM. ill reply you.

And BTW, Nairaland mods are annoyingly discouraging. You spend quality time some scribbling somecritical article, or some educational et helpful material and that article will readily rot in the shadows, not even one view. You request and go out of your way to even beg for the front page. yet you are repeatedly snubbed and humiliated. Instead, frivolous news of this ilk readily make the front page.



Nairaland has deteriorated to a means for spreading worthless gossips, unobjective propaganda and vomit-provoking rants. What is more disturbing is the fact that the populace are in favor of it, else this trend would have been transmuted for good. Of course why wouldn't they be pleased with it? Which perverted generation would not be enthralled with Nollywood Actresses Strip To Their Pants & Bra For Movie Scene (Photos) , My Married Ex-Girlfriend Is On My Neck, Advise Please or other barmy news? I am not some sort of Mrs Grundy but take a peep at the front page, and observe with utter dismay that its less than 5% of content hanging there that can impart positively to the reader. It is grossly appalling. This has sadly limited my visit to just this thread and a few other worthwhile ones.

Back to the matter in contention, i surely have a personal vendetta against PushCV. Thus i am willing to submit my open letter 1.2 for the juxtaposition by this humble house if and only if a moderator will side in our cause and make a pact to publish whatever letter that the house approves. Or probably just enigmatique's letter (It is worthwhile and attention-provoking enough). Else, i would advice that we drop the idea; i dare to point out that it will never make way.

I submit.

Oya now ... submit am ... 1.2

enigmatique:
Well, if you insist, I guess we'll have to let you be. So Caucasian, where dat golden letter na?

So where can I post it? I am thinking of going to Dailytimes or The Nation

Abdulleeh:

Founder of thread indeed. With the content of enigmatique's letter, my little writing skills vanished into oblivion. The thought of Caucasian's is sending electric waves to my spine. Uyosolo, mrtidier self dey there o. Guys I'll pass on that. Your proposals even without seeing them are worth it.

Lol u dey wine all of us ba ?? I go report u to pinkieblue

tgmservice:
Thunder fire ur ynash u think say u dey talk to 10 year old pikin

Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

tgmservice:
PUSH CV what have you done

Hahaha guy I respect your funny-self ..you talk say thunder fire somto yansh .. that post still dey make me laff till tomorrow. . Haha

Abdulleeh:
Ur letter did speak our minds. I don't know why the mods here ain't saying a word. I propose Saturday but through what avenue do we do that?

And that is how you keep promising us Saturdays. . Please sir , when will your letter be ready? Mine is ready. . We want to hear from u our coordinator and founder of this thread

mrtidier:
Zero page letter indeed. If you look at that picture closely, you would observe that it aint PushCV. I didn't even reference PushCV on that post.(Im tired of typing the string "PushCV". My T9 suggestion system is even complaining). Its actually Jobberman. The qualifications seemed weird to me. Thanks for the info tho.

U welcome. . Yeah I know u didn't reference pushcv but I was just talking generally to address wat some pple think and say about them. .

mrtidier:
Not even just Technology, WEB DEVELOPEMENT!!! The wiles of these scammers are stale and archaic due to over use. I advice that they come up with fresh innovative ideas.

Lol.. My guy. That company is Compovine Technologies. They are not scammers. Thats a big company you are talking about with 5 branches in different states in Nigeria. According to the orientation they gave us after the success of the final interview(which came after a test and a first interview), they said they intend to add 12 more branches to make it 17. Check punch wed second week of June u will see that same advertorial there. I know their job specifications are quite strange as they only employ upper class graduates and give social sciences room to apply for IT , management , marketing or procurement posts but they know best. The MD is a tall and huge funny man. He really made me laugh when the other two panelists were asking me questions. The remuneration they agreed to pay was times two of what I was receiving then before my promotion in where I currently am. I rejected the offer because they work on Saturdays. Too bad I can't do that. Them too like work (close by 5pm also).

So please lets look very well before we call people or companies Scam. Even pushcv is certainly not a financial scammer but there is a very high tendency that it is a form of other scam type which I explained in my zero page letter to pushcv.

scarletdp:
We've read this epistle ages ago na...If you google about nnpc recruitment, in less than 10mins you'll see that post... I'm shocked some people haven't, even at this stage of the exercise. However I'm more shocked at the dude who felt the need to copy and paste the full write up when the link was right there for peeps to click and they are redirected there...

In other news... Caucasian you are Hilarious and wicked BAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol .. please don't increase her pain.. I am not unaware that she is crying right now reading her disgrace. .. I really feel sorry for her.

SomBaby:
@ MrAyo1234
Impressive...thanks ......

And you darling. .......




























When I changed your name from sombaby to somMUMU ... you thought I was trying to insult you? You are just too DAFT ..

prelinctus:
So you quoted everything just to say this? I'm tempted to insult you but I won't.

And please don't ... I don't like insulting ladies.