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She was disvirgined by a mechanical bull ...

hahahah haha haha hahaha haha

Still laughing. .....

mrtidier:
Uhmm. I think Reptile

Lol olodo

Its liu kang.

He suddenly dissappears and then fire consumes his enemy instantly.

Infact , if I handle you, I will beat you flawless oooo

Abdulleeh:
E. Sharu Khan

You doesn't well ..lol

uyosolo:
Lol...na fuel dem dey use power deir site...abi dem 4get us,go dey sell black market? I wud wait,bt i don comot my mind 4rm dis program

I think we should still giv them some tym. You know the platform is relatively new.

And also, pushCV can not create vacancies. They only advertise employers's available vacancies.
The issues there are just the incongruity between your chosen field specialization and presented job offer (interview).

Be that as it may, some 4 star elites are already getting employed in those companies. If you doubt it then how do you justify the abrupt dwindling of the slots that linger on your dashboards ?

mrtidier:
LOL. Abdulleh. XYXYXYXYXYCA. Brutality. Cyrax.

Wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!

Its XZXZXZXZXZCACA........

Abdulleeh:
Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon of our time. Forward,back, back,Z. Finish him Kung Lao

Hehehehe .. u wan show say you play sega that year ba ?? Oya small test for u...

" Forward forward down down C " is whose fighters fatality ?

A. Kung lao
B. Liu kang
C. Ermac
D. Reptile.

uyosolo:
jst wonderin if pushcv is on google adsense program,d type of moni dey wud be makin...whr is d list of d first 5000 dey said dey wud publish...nd yet dey r teachin us project management,wen dey hv no idle plan...its time to derail d thread,since pushcv hv notin to push 4 us

But they still have your CV to push for u...

Abi u go supply them fuel make them double their speed? Remember say fuel scarce and cost dis period ooo.. afo mbok ti eh mi ...

This thread I will derail


Let chaos prevail






.....the psychos mission statement.

atobz:
Slow down guys, the fuss is really uncalled for. @Caucasian, I'll say you don't make too much issue out of Scantee assertion. In truth Scantee have indeed been helpful to a couple guys in securing some opportunities particularly Engineers. I can attest to this. I follow his Oil Workers Zone thread. That being said, it's still not enough reason to undermine anyone or this subject. I don't think that was his intent though. You both should get along smooth. Peace!

Thank you very much sir....i like humble speeches. U spoke like a good leader. If truly he was joking, i don't think its good enough joke. you don't relegate people's business to crack jokes to your uplifting. If pushCV founder reads it, how do u expect him to tink its a joke? How would he feel? I even crack wild jokes but I ensure it doesn't hurt an innocent soul. Though a psycho-joker but I have got rules.

Hahahahahahahaha hahahaha .... this thread is getting more funny


At this juncture , I need to change my job. Plz anyknd of job. Just any job offer. Even a plo job.

Ashawo no be better work oooooo



Hahahahaha ...

Yeye dey smell. ......

scantee:
as matured i assumed u are why did'nt u figure out that my comment about none of the company can afford my salary is just for fun of it?....does that statement sounds seriouly to u? Bro use ur time do better things than......(peace)

See who claim to offer people pity jobs and unverifiable contracts. . Please go back to basics. (Who u wan make peace with?)

scantee:
I guess ur new on nairaland so let me just ignore u. Thanks

My newness on nairaland has nothing to do with your arrogance and exhibitions of uppity.
You should understand that PushCv and its employers are run by humans like us. Even if at all you run an obscure venture, You have no right to pass derisory comments on others. Learn to appreciate people's good will.

prelinctus:
Oga, just admit it. You didn't get the text.

Lawwdddd !!!!! I flee for safety.
This nairaland is full of wicked and heartless people. I really fear. But your are the man. We need more of people like u in this thread especially. Very firm...... No equivocations.

IzonOwei:
...oboy i want everything ooo.......but i percieve that there would be a lot of retrenchment because of the rot in the nnpc...abeg make God answer the retrenchment prayer so that space go borku for young boys...

Hehehehehehe... Let the dis-appointment of the wicked become the appointment of the righteous.
If you are a righteous candidate like me , say Amen

scantee:
Wahoo it was fun...someone invited me on fb to like their page & participate in the stuff, i actually did for fun and scored above 85% in all the stages, got 95% in IT/Engineering....though i am not looking for a job, if at all i am looking for any none of the company in Pushcv site can afford my salary. For those of you in IT/Engineering field join my oil workers thread lets get along there. Wish u all d best.

I like your name ,- scantee.

Your pintsize skull is really scanty of reason.

Pinkieblue:
President caucasian is still preparing his thank u speech 2 thank u on behalf of the trio

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaha *still laughing*

IzonOwei:
exactly bro...I see nnpc even recruiting more than those invited for interview because of the mass overhaul of some old thieving fools in the nnpc...that happens and we young graduates are good to go...

Recruiting more than their invitations ?
Hahaha..positive guy. I love your possible hyperbole.
Shey be you say make we leave GE for you jor.?? Abi u no wait for GE again ?? hehehehe abeg leave Nnpc for me

Pinkieblue:
U better listen 2 papilont

Hahaha .. you wan put fire abi ??
Why u come like chaos like me na ??

mrtidier:
Ok Ma'm. Im trying to look at it from a different angle. Just that there aint a differnt angle

Then create one lol

Abdulleeh:
This guy wont kill me with laughter. Am beginning to like your personality. Nice write up. Have you forwarded it to them?

Hahahahahahahaha.... you are liking my personality also? Shey make I toast u too ? Just as u encouraged me to do to pinky in similar milieu. ..
Thanks friend. I respect ur kind of humor-sense.
Lol.. funny boy. I don't need to forward anything. Its just an expression but I was surprised to even meet him here when I later came back. So, he must have red it.

At the sound of pushCV, what readily reverberates in the ears of stakeholders in the domestic Labour market is the emergence of a job consultancy magnate.

Alloyed with sincerity and joy-unspeakable, my profound gratitude to somto, the rare gem, and his hepta-cofounders for bringing the Elite Employee Quest to limelight. The platform was palpably an hitherto utopian child that is now worthy of commendation at birth. And from the eyes of a critical mind, the rationale behind this concept must have been preceeded by an unretiring collective brainstorming.

My objective juxtaposition hinges on the fact that the Quest is lucidly a watershed and paradigm shift in the structural history of recruitment agencies in Nigeria. And Most remarkably, How would you rate an idea that tends to reduce employment costs by 60% on the part of both the employer and the seeker? How do you feel about a recruitment system that affords you the opportunity to partake in a screening test and attend online interviews at the comfort zones of your homes with even a smartphone? And eventually, a job offer? Brilliant!!! This is a phenomenon that draws wonder to the heart of the grate.

Moreso, the minds behind this are undoubtedly in the globalization bandwagon. And by extension, the quest is a complex product of ICT-laden skills, century-pertinent ideas, brain power and the synergy of networking with relatively mega organizations.

Albeit there are some pockets of imperfections in the new system but undeniable is the overwhelming preponderances of its strengths over its minuscule flaws. The site grants you a test retake to improve your skills of passing aptitudes, It presents you with brain teasers to develop your lateral thinking, it offers you free online courses as an addendum to your qualifications and lots more. ...infact how do u define the values of human capital development?

Whether i get an offer through pushCV or not, I say Weldone somtochukwu.
Time and space would not permit me to continue in this eulogy and apology. But your good job is really more than a grateful heart can fathom. I am verily aware that airtel awarded you but your ultimate reward is from the realms of heaven for helping a section of humanity Push their CV and thereby, Pushing their career to the broader horizons. Thanks to your septu-team also.



My impressions and Regards,
The Elite Employee Psycho,
52-year-old Caucasian.
(C)All rights reserved (2038).

kkstency:
Hello guys. Please who applied for the administrative officer position advertised by cape logistics?

I almost did.

Abdulleeh:
Lol. Caucasian the erudite scholar

Hehehe ....wetin you go find for NNPC thread? hope say ur needle get eye?

Abdulleeh:
Its already page 36. I see some persons getting good jobs through pushcv before we hit page 40. Can somebody shout HALELUYAH!!!

Abdullai.. but I think say u be muslim ooo..
Them they shout hallelujah for ya mosque ?

Alison madueke: NNPC has started refunding the unremitted 1.48 billion naira. Betteryet, price of kerosene has fallen to 50naira.

Heheheheha The dominus of war against indiscipline(WAI) has not assumed office yet and the bad eggs are already feeling the heat by displaying pity self-adjustment.

Post-may 29th, i smell a bureaucratic overhaul in the parastatal that would most possibly bring to book those kleptocrats at the top echelon and eventually their mass exodus from office. This will create more vacancies for young minds like us with integrity and fear of God. I see hope in the horizons.

Candyrain:
I really appreciate this. Thanks

You are welcome sir

Abdulleeh:
Its ok. Caucasian, its high time you made the move. Pinkieblue is already falling. Btw, you guys shouldn't derail this thread.

Lawwdddd !!!!!!! Where are u from? You and uyosolo. Hehehehe u can kill someone with laugh. .*still laffin*

uyosolo:
no mind dem,i jst dey watch dem...i wonda weda na here dem wan toast,propose nd marry...pls guys dis is pushcv nt pushmarriage

Hahahahahahaha hahahaha laffin and rolling on the bed...

Pinkieblue:
Ur picture..... That's a great mystery for me... I want to see what the greatest NL trouble maker looks like..... Maybe he got ur name when he sent u an email..... So u stay in lagos

Yes dear. I do.

Pinkieblue:
He will tell u that its a public forum and he doesn't want people to see his name

Hahahahaha ... what a great anticipation you have got there. Since you can explain everything about my mind., I guess there is nothing left for you to discover about me. ... is there ?? Lol happy Sunday pinky.

Please dont mind uyo oooo.. he has abused me alot on watsapp lol. I don't know how he got to know my real name. He mentioned it and threatened to come arrest me with handcuffs in lagos. He claimed that I offended dumbaby oh sorry sombaby. And that she is embittered. This guy doesn't smile. He looks very tough and mean with his large compound eye glasses.. lol lol .. so be weary of him.

Candyrain:
Funny fellows and ladies on this thread, I greet.
Anyway I'm one of the 4-STAR Generals and have decided to deactivate my "Ghost Mode". Pls how can we reach this PushCV people to post engineering and oil & gas jobs. I studied Geophysics and I don't know what to be doing with this marketing and the likes interview I'm seeing on my dashboard.

uyosolo, Pinkieblue, Caucasian kudos to you guys for keeping this thread alive

Thanks for the overt acknowledgement.
I am really convinced about your understanding that doors of great opportunities open unto us when excitement rends the air. On behalf of the trio, I welcome you heartily and congratulations on your 4-star generalship

On your complaints, my best advice is that you direct it to this email and you shall get a favorable instant reply. Contact@pushcv.com