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EyesWideOpen: na u get mensis cramp dey use my name and Akposy in one sentence!

sorry bros

Bukato3: Ok send me behind the cable then.Make i bless you

nooooooo,i'm shy

lertee:
Lol @soldmeout. It is what i heard na. Oya leggo to d female version or u just upload ur profile for 3mins..

its not good oooo, no tempt me

Akposy: Cdamsel. Na im first cal me clown oooo
Dat yeye fowl

oya shake hands & move on, things like that hurts my eyes

Bukato3: Na taboo? Post the thing joor for national peace

peace ke? U want e-war to start? U know how people phones go scatter? Abeg lemme save myself from thunder & fire way them go cause me

Bukato3: Post am naa.

I no fit post twice

lertee: Make we talk true,i never see am too. I just hear stories of how pretty you are.

lertee u sold me out? Come where u hear story sef?chei my own don finish

Akposy: U dey craze wel wel!!! Me n u who be clown
Dat ur sour face...Mtcheeeeeeeeew

EyesWideOpen: dnt mention me in d same sentence as dt clown? I dey only criticize constructively

what's with you two? Una dey una period?

ARABJAY: for more info on gettn a big booty,plis contact nicki minaj

she's too selfish she won't give me small

lertee:

tell them na,shey u neva see am?

Bukato3: post and comot am quickly..

dont tempt me oooooo

Royal Roy: [size=16pt] Beautiful Sunday to you beautiful people.[/size]

Work and work and more work has kept this dude away for a while.

I can see new and newer members in here already. Hope y'all having maximum fun in here.


My thoughts for today.......


What will you tell a young lady who is super obsessed with her boyfriend ? To the point she is ready to steal her dad's hard earned cash just to give her boyfriend to buy a car? A girl who decided to claim she has been kidnapped just to raise money from her patents so the boyfriend can set up a business.


Meanwhile she only confessed this after she got caught with daddy's brief case filled with money.


Love , Obsession or Stupidity?

confusion, the boy is wicked

Bukato3: Hey cda.Post ur pic.

I noo b boy na,i don post for the female version

Monstertrucks: I lost me in that ass, nd ur tell me superstory

huh?

Monstertrucks: will. Will.... autocorrect

nag u ke? That takes energy na, where I see that kind energy, na u go nag me die sef

Monstertrucks: who tell u say ur nyansh small No talk am again o

its small oooo, I have to wear wonder pant still it's not visible

Monstertrucks: lol,.. I'm also scared u won't nag me out.

wont or will? Confused

Monstertrucks: What does it profit a man to have six packs nd not be sexy.

will sexy protect me? Shey na this kind biceps go break your teeth if u touch my small yarnsh

donem: Haha dont get u sist

ask mazizi he ll explain

Akposy: Na wa oooo
U sexy bt u no handsome

why you & EWO like dey yab people, how una know say una be sef?

Monstertrucks: yeah,did u miss me .. i want to,im just scared uld crash my heart.

how can I break a monstrous heart?na kpomo na

donem: *

Chai too early na donem

donem: **

I bind u in JESUS NAME

Cover ur chest abeg,i just come back from church my friend

Monstertrucks: Them girls are looking for husbands that they will hook on to.I can see idowu, cdamsel And lertee viewing.

omo noo just show yourself this morning
Oya come marry me na

Amefrica: ...And what in hell do you have a profile for?


I seriously hate it when ladies add too much importance to themselves.

e no dey vex you as e dey vex me, I don't see the reason for this thread,that boys send u pm? People think this is facebook & seun don put "like" underneath profile pix, people go dey run around begging for likes na fuc.king annoying

She has 25likes so she must b feeling very fly now,her mission has been achieved

Crisbrizy: MMMMMMM.DIS IS SO NOT GUD..U GUYZ DINT C ME ND CULDNT ASK OF ME..ANYWAY WHO MISSED ME ? Cdamse,eyeswideopen,beennkumar,idowuogbo,akposy,iambreezy,coolndcute,mazizitonene,fko,arabjay,scon p,annawhite,biggame nd odas.......no vex if ur name no dey here..e no easy to write all dis stuff...happy Sunday to u all

no b u I dey c so?

Sorry dear,me run commot this room, e no come dey sweet me,but u & your sisi don make my morning,make me & my sugar daddy go snap our own,i dey come with pictures

SQURA: seems the guys dont have any job than looking through the girls profiles.

why did u put it there if u don't want people to see it

If they are desperate what does that make you who opened this thread to seek attention & tell us how many pm's you dey get

mysticgal: broseye i no sabi spoketh pigeon english


e be like say my name has been customised on his iris

its love baby

Beennkumar: Hehehehe, please translate the bolded

We can go now. I think I'm done.

even me sef no no

Infact stay with alutacontinua,my bobo don show

EyesWideOpen: ENOUGH!

The both of you!




GET A ROOM!!!!!!!!

shey no b room be this?

bellong: To those who need my legal services- Tunapa and Yusuph-, you have to pay the consultation fee upfront before I can even listen to your complaints. The fee is too much to be written here, see me in camera .

Thanks to everyone for the comforting words.....

u missed the parry,WHY

Dygeasy: He Doesn't Have Enough Competition.

Don't Mind Him Okay?

ok I won't mind him

alutacontinua:
*dials 911*

doesn't work out of service
Oya Beennkumar u have over stayed, je ka lo le

Crisbrizy: ah ah wat apin ,akposy nigeria produced by nairaland

help me ask ooooo
Storms alutacontinua's room, Beennkumar oya let's go,saka is coming

alutacontinua: Fight for what
I only need help with my bulb!
Why dt one go turn fight?

u no saka to change your bulb for u?
If electric come shock fine boy Beennkumar nko? Then we both ll lose out on the fineness

So you see why e don turn fight ?

alutacontinua: Beenkumar, I need help with the bulb in my room!


Cld u pls help me fix it?

Badosky, don't see this post!

it seem we gonna have a problem oooooo
After I fight ID I go still fight u 2?

Skillbobralph: I am between the range of 24-27. Choose

thought as much