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Dygeasy: I Want To Believe You Were Hung Upside Down When You Typed This Part Of Your Post . Prolly You Weren't Thinking Straight!

her post really made my eyes pop

lynpetra: Sometimes I have mood swings and prefer to stay alone.I think I wud prefer my own personal room,even if I still share my husband's room.

remind me again why u wanna b married?

No matter the kind of mood swing u have is it not enough reaason to want a separate bedroom? Doesn't seem logical to me @ all
The moment u get married things like personal space are no more,cos in church you re joined 2gether as one,right?

This 2013 sure didn't end well,i sure can't wait for the new year & all the new blessings it comes with.

As one gets older u see things clearly & differently,it sure gets sweeter with age.

Make una no vex say I dey miss yarn,just wanna change the topic from all the sad stories we have been getting lately.

Oya it's friday night,i dey my bed,make una come make my night ooooo
tunapa oga oya mix the cocktails.
YPP,CC,EFE u girls re in charge of the barbecue
RR oya open chest make fine babes begin enter this party
Serubawon,oya come spray me money as I dey sing plus dance
Bellong,oya form bounce for fighers
Mysticgal & dutchess,oya come share food na
Yushpull,oya sit down as per say u no too well,u go wash plate later on sha oooo

Who did I miss abeg

Yusphull: Pm sent... Abeg no come here to diss me Oooo....

dis u 4 wat na fine boy like u?

damiso: Good morning people...Yusphull good to hear you are ok.His protection will abide on us by His Grace.

Thought to share as a comic interlude amidst all this mandela death thing

that's the dp I have now ooooo,i wanna believe it's a prank that she isn't that stupid

To day is the last day of our donations,please keep 'em coming let's wrap up.

Good morning beautiful people

Yusphull: Fine face for where, yu sabi abuse person sha... Face wey FUGLY die

I am 3310 anyway coz am back and better....

Thanks for the complement dear.....

which compliment? Oya mail me pix make I confirm my allegations

Yushpull, pls do take good care of yourself. I'm sorry about ur accident, hope them no spoil that your fine face ooooo

It is well dear

I'm sorry bellong

greatgod2012: Lol @YPP and Tayour and others that are insuniating that i want to contest for LG chaimanship, that one is too small for me, im going for a bigger post, but not on the platform of all this "yeye" parties around now. I will soon launch my own party, it'll be called GGPN meaning "Great God Party Of Nairaland"
I'm still collating the names of those that will work with me, definately CC, Tayour, Efe, YPP will be among.
Watch out!

me way dey find u since nko?

jaymel4u: tanks cdamsel dis problem has bin eating me up and tearing my family apart.
i cant sleep, eat or do anything and it has been like dis for months now .
d only tin that kips me going are just positive tots E.g, Like, For example, what will cdamsel look like? is she gonna ever like me? does she snore when she sleeps? , is santa going to ever come to my crib so i kidnap dat oldman for ransom?

OK dis is my problem and as u listen may God bless u

PROBLEM: I DONT NOT KNOW WHICH BANK TO PUT MY MONEY IN. DIS PROBLEM IS KILLING ME SOFTLY PLLLLLSSSS HELP

lemme answer one of ur question, yes I snore in my sleep*covers face

Is that ur problem?just wire me the money make I dig hole keep am for u,that one no b issue @ all

Good morning house,oya ooo,we wrapping up please oooo blow our a/c with plenty donations today

Merry xmas to you all,may God bless & protect you all,AMEN

yellowpawpaw: Hi all!
Dami, I envy u o!
There r times u will be so occupied even to peep in is wahala.
Its well sha.

As for , she is planning on contesting for LG chairman in her constituency so ur guess is as good as mine where she will be frequenting now. Meanwhile she is busy defending her pple in edu section.



I want to do land biz next year. Pple where can I get 50k land in Abj?
I'm serious o.
Where r those abj pple?
I need money fast fast. Wanna do sharp but smart land biz.
Any idea?

YPP u must b joking right? 50k land?hahahahahahahaahahahahaha,even my village na millions lands price dey oooooo.

@ becoming LG chairman I support oooo,so far as she make me P.A,pls make una dey pass her my message oooo

taryour: Abi o,i go send you message to her. Yes o i dont feel the xmas at all o. It is well o. The only thing wey i see b everybody husstling up and down for money o and me sef don join them sharpaly. How are you doing dear?

the craziness is what I dread,too many funny stories creepy out daily,i no no if the xmas come be blessings or cause, the reason behind xmas has been forgotten

I dey come with pictures of my broken sim,i don leave them port today,rocking Etisalat free credit I can use to call any network

Where my new Etisalat family dey?

taryour: Hello house, i know you all are doing great and am glad to see that. All of una eku flexing o. Choi i don miss so much on this thread.

I hail all of you o. RR,Tgirl,CC,Efe,YPP.Picabeau,Tunapa,ID,YOkis,C-damcel,Greatgod,Serubawon,Chilli,Belong and the rest of the fun house crew,i salute una o.
I just wonder how this xmas is going to be cause i dot feel exicted about it at all.
@Greatgod,i don ping you tire o,you havent been on this past weeks hope you are doing great and yours. Just checking up on you.

thank God I don c partner thought I'm not only one not feeling the xmas.

went AWOL on this thread oooo,i thought she went AWOL on NL but I saw her update on a thread recently.ping her ooo,tell her I dey miss her well well,that she should find her way here oooo

happy_bird: Hi, hope it's not too late, but please could you pm me the account details? I'm a bit skint, but would like to put something in the purse. Ta, hb

hope u got my mail dear.
Thanks so much,may God bless u abundantly

Sijo01: Babe, this is really sadden .

Thanks, still on drugs and am using it faithfully.

it is well,pls recover soon ok

jay bee: We can confirm a massive whooping alert of £1000 Sir

Thank you very very very very very much Sir

You will never lack, you will never need to seek for help before help is rendered. You will be blessed beyond your wildest imagination.

Thank you ever so much for this massive support and we promise to provide accountability and openness throughout the process.

JB so u sabi loyal like dis?

igbo2011: Why is it all white people there? Mental enslavement that makes Africans look to whites as gods and saviors.

oga look closely those people standing there are not whites,its just the light that is making u feel they re white.
You need to take a chill pill mehn

jay bee: Why do you go abusing people all over the place?

@OP
Should be between N250 - N265

extend to 270

Where all my beautiful people of NL,come drop your donations ohhhh,so we can wrap up by thursday.

jaymel4u: pls i need help and advice frm you all.am so confused i dont know wat to do and dis problem saddens my heart.

now who needs articles to move ahead in life?
Oya come to mami what's the problem?

Idowuogbo: This is interesting...

Hmmmm....

shift jare,abeg dey ur lane oooo

Caracta: Hahahaha. Abeg o.

@cdamsel, I'll send you a PM later

ll b waiting

Chrisbenogor: RIP.....speechless.

Was this ever on the front page?

no it wasn't.
We making donations for her family pls pm me if u wanna make a contribution

Mynd_44: How far, how market?

we dey wait 4 sugar daddies like u.pls bring out ur cheque books na

Matthew briggs: Why are you speaking to your self.

huh? Make una come explain oooo

cherieb2: ID or any other person in charge should pls pm me S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ dat Ȋ̝̊̅ kn how 2 go abt giving M̶̲̥̅♈ own little contribution.

u 've got mail dear

Caracta: I already told you to ask someone

person had no answer oooo

Good morning beautiful people,pls keep your donations coming,we are on the right track

God bless us all,in JESUS NAME

Caracta: Lol...I will

oya dey explain,pm me if possible u must explain oooooooo

jay bee: It's very simple. You are more likely to find a partner you can dominate in a third world country compared to the western world.

Men sometimes get threatened dating successful females so it's necessary for them to get that woman who will make them feel like king kong

re u saying women back home aint successful?

Caracta: yes alter ego

seriously u need to explain yourself
This is the 2nd time u saying this thing oooo