₦airaland Forum

When labour cme gushing strongly i couldn't move i js stood there in d FaVOUR room stretched myself wit clenched teeth (when d Dr asked me 2climb d bed i stood shaking my head as in i can't) it took a slap from d Dr on my back 2send me on d bed by den i had unknowingly pressed my Son's head (bk pushing bk)... My frnd do gently use d towel 2 rub his head like shes cleaning his head with towel in her 2hands under 2wks my babys head took a perfect shape.... Tns 2Omugwo

Dt ll nvr b possible xoz i already hv a Son 4my Mr Ryt :DDt ll nvr b possible xoz i already hv a Son 4my Mr Ryt

chimerase2:
oh tanku u jare
As u tell me nw I argue again?

dts not sexy its ...... Reminds me of d human skeleton @our school lab bk in my Sec school days..... #TeamNotDatKindOFGap

? [/i] In Didi Ekanem voice i got d biggest Bum in Nollywood Or so i tot

4dt statement OP may u write jamb 7x (Amen) .......God 1st others follow I'd rather read, cram, crusade dan depend on human who ll gimme fake answer . MUMU OP

4 space booked

iceberylin:
COMMON SENSE

iceberylin:
COMMON SENSE

iceberylin:
COMMON SENSE

not common @all

Me see it as WTF my neighbour baths with hubby n 4yrs old daughter..... Some/Most times its always d F n D bathing 2d Extend d daughter even accompany her dad 2bath (while dressed she ll follow d man 2d toilet2poo/bath else she ll strt crying) once my baby knows wht hair is ll stop bathing wit i ve hrd some kids saying their mum got hair here.......

Etetejake:
Sweety, I was just joking. can't descend so low. Am a virgin boy, ok

if i heAr

She should not b released .....dt baby suffered 4 wht she knows nothing about.... How i wish doz inmates ll mk life there so unbearable 4her

Etetejake:
the peyment for the cse will b her kitten.

No matter wot she like let her do. I m releasing that video soon to the enjoyment of my comrades in nairaland. watch out nd c.

if u r d dude dts hrtless of u after all d ple...... She did u gud by letting go off u instead of toying with ur emotions...... D Karma dt ll visit u is doing IT in Hell. Girl if i where u i wont giv a middle finger if someone i know c's d video n says she looks like me i ll deny it with all i v.... Afteraall i don c person Wey resemble me(wella).

Chai i no fit shout i mistakenly did mine with Etimumu dey deducted d #15 i v bn saving 4Xmas was about bashing 4 Op wen i discovered i Schooled @France

Brandnew2:
Looks like he wants to peel her face off.

in #FLOWS voice or so i tot ?

Its business studies dt moment d teacher says Ayo bought 4 egg 2o spoilt 1o about 2spoil prepare a balance sheet 4d_yr_using tabular form Dr/cr nna come c as i go begin imagine where dt Ayo shop dey n how it look like........TNX2 God i didn't study dt in SSS

JiggamanGh:
You have failed Nigeria big x....... Bye Felecia

u must b an embittered Ghananian ......... Ur posts all shows ur frustrations ....(if d kitchen is hot den gt out of it) Haters

milly01:
hater!!! ! Just accept d fact dat nigeria has got d prettiest babes hmm and stop hating

dt Lupita Ugly die d Egyptian Ladies re Ok me 5n pass all Jor (representing Nigeria)

milly01:
hater!!! ! Just accept d fact dat nigeria has got d prettiest babes hmm and stop hating

dt Lupita Ugly die d Egyptian Ladies re Ok me 5n pass all Jor (representing Nigeria)

chessguru1:
But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's.
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria

lolz remind me of d day one (na me gt road) splash mud water on me @Elechi strt where i ws trekking home from Sunday service ryt in front of ds dude who is crushing on me (i nearly Swear 4 m finish bcoz i don strt s i c d dude dey smile )i js compose myself say 1day me go drive dt 4wheel 2God b d Glory m currently driving 2wheels ......praise d Lord!!!!!!!!!

chessguru1:
But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's.
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria

lolz remind me of d day one (na me gt road) splash mud water on me @Elechi strt where i ws trekking home from Sunday service ryt in front of ds dude who is crushing on me (i nearly Swear 4 m finish bcoz i don strt s i c d dude dey smile )i js compose myself say 1day me go drive dt 4wheel 2God b d Glory m currently driving 2wheels ......praise d Lord!!!!!!!!!

Cutehector4u:
lolz... Ridiculous question with ridiculous answer...dats how i ride

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Cutehector4u:
cuz i'm used to the word

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austine4real:
how u dey?

blessed beyond measures ! N u?

austine4real:
GOD wll 4giv u
btw i luv d shapes of u lips!! I wnt 2

tnz o

austine4real:
nawti gal

no problem afterall u re my patner in crime

Really wack list only RAmsey, Dbnj n Mike fine d rest dey bkup where is flavour n p2 Kc tht Iyanya pix can cause a woman Miscarriage.....