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Stop having money,
If U have no money,
They can't have u

Moresalt:
Please, can anyone identify this snake... Poisonous or not?

So, my dogs forcefully went outside the gate today in the afternoon. It's not really the usual time to go out to pee and stuff, so I was a bit angry and wanted them to come back.

They wasted a bit of time running around the bush and I started chasing them a little before they knew I was serious and they wouldn't like me to graduate to using some well orchestrated spanks first...

Finally they got in the living room (not using the cage for now cos they disturb/bark at the neighbors). Then just as I was about to close the door and turn back I found this shocker chilling like a confused fish out of water.

Thankfully it wasn't too comfortable to slither on tiles so it was very easy to target the head first.

It must have hidden itself around one of the dog's body—maybe the more hairy one. Cos I just move in 2 months ago, there could be no other way for such except for small cockroaches and maybe wall geckos I should try to deal with it.



Please help identify it...

Guy U get visitor, just give am beer and bitter kola, it won't visit U again

I still respect omotola, Genevieve nnaji and mercy Johnson, they keep their family problems of Radar

If I say endsars, nairaland will ban me as if they are enjoying what's happening in this country or dem don collect Ghana must go bag,

mastermaestro:
If not mental derangement, who in his right senses compares his country's energy failure to another country that is in an active war with a destructive super power? Chai! Chai! Chai! I weep for the op.

Ukraine is in Europe, not 100% developed like USA but I will give them 80 or 90% compared to Nigeria that is around 35 or 40% developed,
If Nigeria goes into war today , I bet U, she will never recover in the next 50yrs

Azazyel:
In my compound, I share the meter with a neighbor in another flat and we usually don't spend more than 35k monthly altogether. Infact, sometimes we spend less than 30k. There was a month we even spent 20k last year. We both got power usage monitors and installed them so I pay for only what I consumed. Most times sef I don't recharge more than 12k in a month so my neighbor even uses it more and thank God for the power usage monitors. Whenever I go to work, I turn off all appliances till I come back. Whenever I'm around on weekends, I sometimes turn off electricity using the changeover for a while before putting it back on again.

Omo!!!
My own better ooo, I pay 4k a month and I dey complain, but not prepaid meter and we don't see light daily ,
Which one be 12k per month, U dey use ac?
Cos me too dey use ac

FuckDModz:
Okadas are fully back on Lagos roads.

It’s another election season and they've been given a free pass to wreak havoc again.

Stay tuned for more gory images of their atrocities.

Mr man allow people family see food chop abi I get another work for them?
Most of these people get bills to pay like school fees, house rent, phcn bill, feeding the family,
In short no let me change am for U oo

betshopagent:
your reasoning is sickening

And urs is despicable

Imagine nairaland poll comparing Nigeria to Ukraine,
If not for war, Ukraine is far better than Nigeria, even with their war , it's still better,
Let Nigeria go into war now just for a year only,
Nigeria will never come back the same,
Who dey do these polls on nairaland sef suppose collect slap

I feel really sorry for the child, U growing up and believing a billionaire is Ur dad to end up being humiliated,
Her mother is to be blamed, she knew what she was doing,
It's the child that will suffer the embarrassment even in school,
U quarrel with any of Ur friends he or she will tell her to go find her father,
This generation women some no get shame
The young girl won't be psychologically ok, Ur real father no look for U and the one U claim is Ur dad no send u

Fela is a saint , look at what he is doing in public and some people go dey support trash
Corrupting children on live tv

yinkus6750:
No need comparing individuals.
Everyone has a priority needs , and most important thing is fulfillment in whatever you do . SSP is a musician and not a business man. Jim had his mind on business and worked towards actualizing it.
Both are fulfilled and successful in their different endeavors. Pastors and motivational speakers should take caution in what they analyze.

Same comparism causing WizKid and Seun feud on-top fella wey dey grave,
I love the wey Shina peters replied the pastor instead of fight Jim ovia,
The way Seun did to wizkid

Burruchaga71:
Honestly this is getting out of hand. Sanwo Olu has a case to answer.

So na sanwo olu go strike matches there?
Who enrolled U guys into nairaland junior high school?

ZUBY77:
Well planned and structured houses hardly allow fire to spread easily. Try and understand that.
See your reasoning. So because new houses can catch fire, we should jampack everything and call it houses? Have you gone to Idumota and see how messed up that place is?

My guy idumota is different, old houses there,
If fire service were to be there on time, that place wouldn't have burnt to that extent,
Even Americans and Europeans house to dey burn to the ground na

ZUBY77:
There is always fire outbreaks in Lagos. Things are not well planned in some places over there. When government tries to intervene and pull some structures down, we start crying and blaming them. Things are too clustered in some old parts of Lagos, especially that that Marina/Idumota axis.

See Ur reasoning,
Pulling people house down because of fire,
A new well built building can catch fire at any time, it could be air conditioner or refrigerator
compressor , I have seen, it could be a lithium inverter battery, it could be cooking gas or anything, it has got nothing to do with the building, even aso rock go burn down Wella if better fire catch am

grandstar:
The issue was never about Fela. It was Seun's unnecessary jabs to Wizkid.

Wizkid said that out of anger. He knows he's not fit to walk Fela's shoes. He idolises Fela to the point of tattooing his face on his forearm.


Seun Kuti should respect himself

Thank U
Everyone knows that even Seun osewa abi kuti
But some people just want to look for ways to cause a fight, Seun kuti is shamelessly, did U hear femi kuti say anything about it?
Abi na only him fela born?

abbey621:
It's cute that you genuinely believe you have influence over what your kids will listen to once they turn to a teenager or adult......Very cute, ignorance is bliss even if na lamba

I will do what I must as a father, if they grow up and become prostitute or agbero, God knows I have done my part, but for now, they watch cartoon and Christian movies or movies wey get sense than watching semi porn dancers on tv

babajero:
run to where exactly?

To the police station, they will arrange and take them both to court and dissolve the marriage

Arkmanbuddy:
You want Seun Kuti to keep quiet for the useless Wizkid fans who aren't even worthy of lacing Fela's shoes. Perhaps you'd keep quiet if some unscrupulous elements insult your parents that you adore so much.

Were lafin wo were!

Oga go and have sit,
U are comparing an old man who wears only pant to sing on tv and his lady dancers who wear only pant to dance and comparing him to WizKid?
I don't give a sh*t about WizKid or fela,
My children will not watch a man singing naked and smoking indian hemp on national tv and U tell me it's music,
During the olden days most of our parent told us not to watch or listen to fela song

owobokiri:
Looks like she really meant it when she said she has turned a new leaf..

After wizkid don turn her virginina to god knows what,
I no collect abeg,
Women are in the habit of this evil attitude and expect men to take them back after rubbishing them selves in public

thesicilian:
Forced marriage, first thought that came to my mind on seeing the headline. It's a very outdated traditional practice, even the one that claims to love you still falls out of love later for one reason or the other not to talk of outrightly forcing someone to live with you.

Even if she was forced doesn't give her the right to take a life,
She should have simply ran away from the house

And they all washed their stinking legs ,ear,head and hand before prayer 1pm and 7pm same friday,

This is Nollywood na

Somebody will open one fake site and claim statistics,
Nigerians will forever be f000ls,
So U all believe in this,
And south west is not part of it?I saw a lot of hell here in Lagos , the vote buying was ahhhhhhh?!!!

ybalogs:
Trying to collect meter for 3 phases here and they are demanding 280k. How do I go about it please?

Meter wey no suppose pass 50k

WizKid did not insult Ur father,
Ur brother Seun kuti started it,

msbyao:
It's not new. My dad is in his late 80s and my mum in her 60s. It wasn't until his 80th birthday that we knew his actual age. His sister sent a special birthday message in church. We didn't have any big celebration, nothing special, because we didn't know it was his 80th birthday. It will be hard to explain that to anyone. My mum was in shock.

Guy Ur papa prick was authentic if not U will not have been born

And she thinks 34yrs old woman is not old where 21-28yrs full Nigeria,
By 34 she should be a grand ma

Madam prick na prick forget age