₦airaland Forum

Thief wan thief
Imagine trillion naira ,
Dem nọ fit go rent hall for assembly?

And nnamdi Kanu is in prison

Mrchippychappy:
My man said Dog and Baboon would bleed. Said things that lead to the loss of lives of numerous NYSC persons and them bring am in to bring change to Nigeria

He also said he will make Nigeria ungovernable, when he lost to Jonathan, imagine he wasn't arrested for that statement instead they made him president

Kobojunkie:
That father should be very grateful his daughter is better off than Osinachi who got no second chance. He should gladly take her back instead of having her end up six feet under.

Not invade of three husbands,
All husbands can't be same , the fault is from the woman

I am going to Trump page to air my view,
I will go to Italian handles to air my view,
United nations page to air my view.
Enough is enough
Nairaland remove my post and ban me cos I guys are like agent of darkness

Incognito403:
Ultimate price like the traders kpaid while enforcing sit at home?

Terrorist sited

Wetin concern international bodies with cocaine and baby factory and armed robbery,
What is on ground now is terrorists and killing of Christians,
I don't know what yoruba, and Igbo are still doing in the north,
Let them leave that area for them even the greedy churches wey dey find offering money there should abandon the whole area for them, when na only them remain and they start killing and kidnapping their own and government turn blind eye, I want to see the magic they will perform

SpencerForbes:
Why would you let a lady dictate the tempo of the date? As a man, you are supposed to be the one leading, not the other way around. I make it a rule to take women to places I am familiar with—my 'home turf'—rather than places they demand.

Also, my Nigerian ladies, please normalize ordering only what you can afford! It is embarrassing to be stranded. I recently had to clear a bill for a lady’s catfish and drinks because the guy she went on a date with ran away and left her there.

I am disappointed in u too for clearing the bills, u go carry wetin no concern u or rather ur eye dey her body, for me I will ignore her, teach them lessons they won't forget

Coder2Client:
Israel controlled the Iranian air space for those 12 days war you did nothing.

If Israel was to target major area of Tehran, Israel would kill thousands Iranian in a day.

Israel targeted the military head which was a success Iran was just shooting randomly.

Don't mind me abokis ,
I see every northerners, middle East etc as aboki

He is silent now cos e don collect parcel

reddingtonblack:
if you know there mother maiden name, there blood group and there last five dialled numbers .. how does that detail help you

whether bandit are yoruba or igbo, who cares, the military should just wipe them out thats all

We don't have military men ,
What we have is security guard

Hezzyluv:
Is only South South and southeast that these beasts haven't gain ground.

Let them try it and see blood, they think we are cowards

Imagine these people, Nigeria is on fire especially the north and all the think of is 2027 election

Anguldi:
Nicki Minaj lost 100k followers on Instagram for saying the truth.
The Terrorist can't have their way.

She only lost Muslim and aboki followers, we the christians will follow her

yad2eidi:
Hello guys, I just arrived USA today and I am having serious malaria.
It showed up suddenly .
Please how do I treat it here. All the pharmacies I visited said they don't sell malaria drugs.
I need your help urgently please.

Buy lonart DS from Green life pharmacitical in Nigeria, ur family should send it to u through DHL, and also paracetamol
Thank me later with dollarsssss

It's not about giving birth,
2face will not live 4ever, after he is gone how will those kids be taken care of,
This is what China doesn't want.... Overpopulation, na only I get prick?

CJStarz:
For her mind, she go dey wish say na boy wey she born for 2face. She for use am pepper Annie because born only girls for 2Baba.

For Annie mind, she go dey happy say na girl Natasha born.

As e dey hot, Natasha go quick carry another belle based on sex determination so she go born man pikin next.

Tuface sperm Na woman full am, it's not her fault

mactoni91:
Dey play...

That’s why so many people end up cheating after marriage.
I’ve always been pro sex before marriage, because how else do you know if you’re sexually compatible?

Imagine a woman with a naturally high sex drive marrying a man who barely wants sex.
When she eventually cheats out of frustration, people will still come online asking why women cheat.

There's no excuse for adultery,
It's like u don't know what men go through out there, school fees na Dem, food na Dem, house rent na Dem, Nepa bill na Dem,lesson for kids na dem, kids clothing na Dem,recycle bin na Dem, gas na Dem, fuel for gen na Dem, after all these spending and more u expect prick to stand?
Most wives are stingy, their reply is always it's the mans responsibility

Terrorist
Ssssssssssss

Oga president u are a liar, are u not Muslim?

Hexxah:
In China, you literally have to apply with the central Chinese government for permits to live in the big cities like Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou. In Shanghai citizens indigenous to the area are classified as A and are given first preference for employment. This has helped manage growth. Everyone can’t relocate to Lagos or Abuja. People need to develop their respective states. Nigeria has to practise something like this or else Nigeria will continue to be a shithole

Abokis and terrorists bandits won't allow us develop for them, that's where the problem lies, so is a northerner is developing his state by working hard on his farm and bandits and headers come and destroys everything and kills him or kidnap, how will he develop

MakindeHassan:
The solution is for the government to spread development to other regions and encourage more companies to have their HQ outside Lagos. NLNG is an example in Rivers State. So many companies that have nothing to do with finance have their HQ in Lagos. Thank God for Abuja if not Lagos population you are complaining about would have been double.

This is 2025 with technology, some people in Nigeria work remotely for companies in US and Europe. Any job that doesn’t need physical presence should allow their staff to work remotely so they can live in other states where cost of living is cheaper and their salaries will have more value. Their spending will boost local economy of these states. As more people earn in these other states they will spend their money and it will trickle down to the common man who wouldn’t need to migrate to Lagos to make a living.

I laugh when I see companies talking about climate change and reducing carbon emissions meanwhile they make their staff come to work everyday, 2 hours in traffic burning fuel and congesting the road when they can perform from home.

Look at u,
If Dem build refinery for minna or zamfara and tell u to go there and be the manager, will u go?
U no go curse the person wey send u go there?

richiemcgold:
I still discussed this serious matter with some fellow landlords yesterday. Is there anything we can do to stop this influx of foreigners into the Southwest? My street here in Ondo State is currently dominated by northerners (many of them are from Niger republic). They have turned every corner and uncompleted buildings to shacks and residents. Their kids are everywhere, they don't attend school. Early in the morning they are already roaming about the community scavenging for scrap iron and plastic bottles. They know every in-and-out of our area than our own children.

Modified:
Contrary to most comments on this thread, this thing is happening all over southwest; not only Lagos.

I have always said and complained about it,
Tomorrow they turn bandits and kidnappers in ondo state like they did kwara and start giving u their own commandments in ur state like kwara

Hezzyluv:
Wetin go make me add Liverpool for my ticket

The same thing wey make u add am na him make me too add am to my ticket

And I bet 295k yesterday for Liverpool to win,
Which kin wahala be dis, wetin I wan tell my wife for money I borrowed from her to invest

And u think Peter eyes no dey her breast?

Tinubu should be on nairaland,
It now we need to go to his X handle facebook page twitter of tinubu, shetima, the wives ad children and all northern politicians and tell Dem enough is enough

God1000:
too bad, I don't know why people are not on the streets protesting

It's treason to protest so says tinubu APC

I won't blame tinubu cos even a s tu. Pid con priest is kogi governor abi na benue, he couldn't do anything, why rush the governor seat when u have nothing to offer,
All SW And SE in the north should just return home,
Now place armies at every entries of northern states like a border, let Dem face their children and family members alone, all Catholic schools and church branches the should be closed down, give them only northern doctors and nurses, northern mechanics and electricians etc, and declear state of emergency for 6 months, let's see how far it goes

Kastonkastroll:
These people have sinister motive. All of the sudden there are attacks all over the country after what Donald Trump said. Are they the ones that planted all these terrorists cells networks across Nigeria.

Cuz it doesn't make any sense to me.. The terrorists activities and attacks reduced, then all of sudden attacks everywhere after the clown Trump made that pronouncement. Hmmm


But sha whoever that is behind all these sudden attacks will never succeed!!!

Oga don't blame them, European and American never had any particular love for Islam, Islam is filled with violence, turkey is in Europe, why are they not part of shenghen states in Europe, it's because they are Muslims, blame ur Muslim brothers and leave the beautiful woman alone

We don't want Nigerian government to do anything for us again,
We want Italy or USA to invade Nigeria or even colonize us again