Do u believe her story
For sure I believe her, it has happened to me.

You are so full of shit

Typical Nigerian girl mentality. Nothing to offer but fine face, ugly character and a smelly pussý

This is why I advise all Nigerian men to get a sex doll. Save money instead of spending on liabilities, save the future from Slay queens, save our kids from karishikas.

Thanks.

Signed
Minister for Sex dolls
Nairaland chapter

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Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

Am a woman, I think this is the best answer so far.

AburoBuhari:
Ibo Elder: is this not Jidennemeka the son of Mazi Okoroawusa that lives in Umokoro compound along that erosion way opposite Beer parlour facing transformer,nna you don grow ooo

*ÀbúròBuhari*

Hahahahahaahhahahahahahha
You funny die

]If this make it to FP



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How far, am waiting

Nnamdi KANU is a living Legend

After Fela Kuti,
The nearest with such bravery or even more is Nnamdi KANU.


Tuface had the rare opportunity to write his name amongst the braves but just an encounter with the DSS made him swallow his words.


Nnamdi Kane is a living Legend

I dey craze

ItchingPreek:
Happy birthday girl it's been long time coming...


I wish Idris Elba can just grant you your heart desire even if Na to slide to the DM

They say it's illuminati dumb ass

omsal84:

If I ask you: the condition of GEJ and that of MB, who has been stricken by the gods for... which one is better? A living dog is better than a dead lion! Get sense!

[quote author=ALMUSTAQIM post=56753733]THE MIDDLE BELT SHOULD BETTER TELL THE FANTASTICALLY FOOLISH KLEPTOMANIAC TO STOP ALL THE NONSENSE TALKS HERE & THERE.

AS THINGS STAND TODAY, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO PMB1523, FFK IS NOT SAFE AT ALL



I wish u had told Amechi this when he was running his mouth against Jonathan.
Now e don reach una turn, una don dey lament.
This is just the beginning.

[quote author=Triton1996 post=56458651] Nigerian superstar rapper, Olamide Badoo, who is the CEO Of YBNL records has worn a new look after cutting down his hairstyle which went viral some months back. The ‘Bobo’ crooner some months back came up with a new haircut which his artistes, other Nigerian musicians and so may youths adopted.

OK thanks