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AHCB:
Wow! What happened here, looks like someone killed someone here.

Oh, Someone did.

AHCB:
You own more than what, Judas? Half a brain or no brain at all.

LMFAO!.

MDCCCXXXII:
Oh my chocolate queen,
Thou pierce my heart with a sword.
Be thou unknowest to thee
That my loins, achest for thee
And thee alone.
Oh my chocolate queen.

She's right when she says you can't be trusted with ladies, Joe.

Lawlahdey01:
Lmao..more made-up stories.
[s]I hope you had an orgasm from my indulgence of your stupid ass.[/s]
This is the last time you will be getting a mention or anything from me on NL.
Now,you simply don't exist..let's see how you live with that.

But if you push me too bad,you will not like the consequence..and I mean this.

Road-side, guttersnipe filth, You attach too much importance to yourself.
Did I not make it clear of your worth being below that of a sheep?

Need I remind you of your adventures on the streets of Ibadan? Your near-death escape from Fulani herdsmen who wanted to rape you in that uncompleted building on that fateful night just to correct you from the warped thinking that a horse's phallus was way sweeter than a male's phallus. There are lots of your untold adventures here with me, Slave.
Now be a good bîtch and sit.

Lawlahdey01:
Lmao..How many hours did you spend coming up with this trash?
I must say you are good in making up fictitious tales.
Why don't you apply in nollywood as a script writer instead of wasting your talent here on NL?

Don't deny it Smut. We all know your lifestyle there in Ibadan. How you live off leftovers of customer's noodles, Your life as a street urchin and your dumb ibadan accent.

Are you not one of those church rats who remixed Olamide's "Pepper Dem gang" to "Pepeye gang"? If Your instagram status is checked right now the possibility of seeing that phrase is very high.
Face it, You are nothing but an Illiterate who answers obediently and swiftly to the call of it's god.

Lawlahdey01:
You must be typing your own autobiography.

Welcome back, Slave

That was not your autobiography, Witch. It's but a lecture.
However, If I were to write on your autobiography, I would leave no stone unturned and start with how rough your childhood was, I mean your work as a stripper to make ends meet which earned you the title, "Village Slut", Your obsessiveness with the marine kingdom, that rape incident where you were forced to give mouthgigs to horses and pigs that left irredeemable sores in your mouth.


How you contracted Aids and finally, Why you are on this forum, in a NlGroup to gossip and throw tantrums with nursery shots all to feel loved by a selected few.

#Spits.

Marinee:
Sorry, son.
I'm not about to let you self-service off to sleep with the excitement if getting mentions from me.
School just resumed, Go to bed early.

Marinee:
Sissy.
Just Man-up and quote me directly.

Well taken Jab.

It's been quite some time since I dealt with silly goats, Good thing I always have a whip in handy to deal with your kind.

Come at me.