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SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]hi. I can explain. I got lost for 5+ months an couldn't find my way here u believe me?[/color]

Yea, Right... Of course I believe you not.

Will you contest?

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue] oh dang[/color]

Hey.

Jacksparr0w1207:
I nominate Dominique

Cc Dygeasy

Seconded.

Fearlez:
You're an unchained idiot walking about with a clitóris bigger than your entire brain mass.

What you need is a vagina hygiene so your blood circulation can reach your cranium case instead of working overtime to clean that public receptacle you call a vagina.

Stupid dumb trollop

Damn! Anything more than this is overkill.

crotonite:
can this one card of paracetamol send me home? i heard it is the cheapest and easiest way to commit suicide.

Lezzlie:
Loolz, subtle satire at its finest. How've you been , bro?

LOL.

I've been good bro, How about you?

Lezzlie:
You don't seem to believe him

I believe him o.

I just felt since he was giving a testimony, I should chip in one of my own.

reciprokal:
That fool must have a micro dick if you will bend your knees to your stomach and his dick isn't hitting your womb.

ivyy:
Yes
I'd cut some for you
How you dey?

TheMortician:
Eya, I really made you so angry you couldn't even compose your rants properly.

I wish your anger will bring back your dishonourable mother who went to her grave with a chronic ailment knowns as CCD (cóck craving disorder) no wonder the dumb woman was still taking anal-fisting until she was bent like a disfigured question mark " ? "

Words on the street was she birthed you in the open public toilet because she mistook her labour signs for poop signals

And her pussy is still undecomposed after her death as a mark of her legendary whoredom: "Saint prostitute"

I heard tracing your biological father was a rigorous task as the dead bîtxh couldn't remember the number of her clients who did vaginal or anal as she was half-conscious most of the time.

So there's a list of her clientele in her diary where we can get the names of her cheap customers and begin an oral interview of those who fúcked that dead hoe in the anus and those who went in straight...then will have half a chance to know the owner of the inferior sperm than won the race to flagellate your mother's diseased-ravaged ovum

On your mother's gravestone should be written "the unknown prostitute" and her story should be the textbook example of how to die sad, lonely and neglected so much that her surviving child has to vent the frustration of her death on Nairaland.

Whoever murdered her should be rewarded with 7 virgins for wiping out the dirtiest cheapest LovePeddler south West of Nigeria.

Good thing they didn't kill you along with her while you were little, that would have been a mercy death considering how bitter and remorseful your life has become.

Your mother was a failure, a lowclass dick-swapping bîtxh who paid her own bride price from her anal bonuses because your drunken father married her as the line of least resistance

I hope your worthless family didn't bury her with a coffin? The only way she can appease her sins is for her corpse to decompose back to the earth directly as manure so she can reincarnate as green tall grass to be chewed by marauding goats.

Son of dead hoe!

Don't Bleep with the devil, son. Darkenedbaboon!

S-a-v-a-g-e!!!

Oh Madam Kemi, when will you realise you have become an object of ridicule? You try too hard to find LOVE on social media because you are family reject. You wish you could have a lovely face to wake up and go back home to see like Tiwaloluwa, my precious daughter hence your bitterness towards her. O ma se o. Akuku bi omo. Omo taa ba gbe sonu ka toju ibi e ( A child we should have thrown away and keep the placenta). You are such a shame to the name you bear. All your cooking without people to eat with must be very painful. Eeeyaah!! I am a professional journalism, pharmacist this and that yet, you had to beg for your bail and feeding like a bed ridden patient. If only you were dedicated and committed to taking your drugs, you would not be raving like a rabies infected dog. I wish I didn't have to do this, but training an Adult child is not a bad idea. A fool well over Fifty only deserves our prayers. We remembered you in ours tonight.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this marks the end of SEYILAW ever replying nitwits and incoherent psychiatric bound adult children[/b{. Let me take you back to your class, I hope with this few points of mine I have been able to convince you and not to confuse you that your [b]stupidity is regrettably a birth defect. Anuofia

Ok, This is savage on soo many high levels.

Papiikush:
is your brain paining you?
She talks stalks me. Patricia should I type slowly?

DebbieSean:
Lol! I won't even as why. I can relate to whatever reasons it was that made you leave. Hehehehe! Trust you're doing great

Safiaa:
Why are you always on the fp of every thread? Do you have a Job? Damn

So lets get this straight.

You're angry cos' he is more active than your brain cells?