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Romance › Re: Meet The ‘world’s Sexiest Dwarf’ That Men Can't Stop Dying For [PHOTOS] by CentaurXLV(m): 10:51am On Mar 05, 2018

Innobee99:
Die for who?

Am standing but can't see anyone in front of me

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Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Calls Bishop Oyedepo "Bald Headed Fowl". Nigerians React by CentaurXLV(m): 11:10am On Feb 28, 2018

Has this dude looked in the mirror to see his hairline?

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 12:59pm On Feb 21, 2018

#TeamMina.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tobi Calls Nina 'Left Over Food' - Nigerians React by CentaurXLV(m): 12:48pm On Feb 21, 2018

Wasn't it leftover sense that saved him from CeeC?

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Celebrities › Re: Another Sextape Leak: Donna Lombardi Caught 'having It' With Co-star, Alex by CentaurXLV(m): 12:45pm On Feb 21, 2018

On this day, A fück was given.

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Celebrities › Re: You're Just A One Night Stand, Rapper CDQ Sends Bbnaija's Ennada, A Quick Remind by CentaurXLV(m): 12:43pm On Feb 21, 2018

What happened to the Virginity Ifu Enada claimed to have?

Women and lies.

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Meets With Model Joshua Agai, Strike Doggy Style Pose (photos) by CentaurXLV(m): 12:01am On Feb 13, 2018

Real Madrid rapes PSG doggy style on Wednesday.
Argue with your ancestors.

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 9:24am On Feb 01, 2018

peeps4u:
He was even wrong. There was no need quoting national airline carrier as used in your post. He knew he was wrong, did he correct about quotation originally? No, little did he know it was "carrier" not "career" until he got lectured by people who were brighter than him. He goofed and got embarrassed and now want to act smart but........

Talk about delusional intelligence.

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 10:20am On Jan 31, 2018

Alex is the absence of light without make-up.

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 1:11am On Jan 31, 2018

The only thing bright about Nina is her skin color.

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TV/Movies › Re: Bitto Touches Princess In Bed, Big Brother Invites Him (Photos) by CentaurXLV(m): 3:21pm On Jan 30, 2018

He almost kemen'd the girl.
Dude should enter the shower asap.

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 5:39pm On Jan 29, 2018

Papiikush:
Khole get nipplês die!

Someone said they are not nipplês but overgrown pimples on her flat chest preparing to burst.

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 4:39pm On Jan 29, 2018

Threebeaar:
Someone that cannot control his destiny is controlling another person's own?
Hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Your destiny was swapped for a sachet of Origin by a local herbalist when you were little.
Do not claim that which you do not possess.

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Celebrities › Re: Bovi Highlights What Dorcas Fapson Did Right And 'Wrong' by CentaurXLV(m): 4:15pm On Jan 29, 2018

His write-up only suggests acting techniques. I thought he was a comedian.

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TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by CentaurXLV(m): 2:07pm On Jan 29, 2018

Who else thinks Dija's boobs is bigger than Khloe's?

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Romance › Re: Slay Queen Shares Video Of Her Bare Butt, Says She Had Doggy Last Night by CentaurXLV(m): 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2018

This loose hoe looks like the vomit of Mugabe.
A female dog would develop superiority complex when standing next to her being rammed in that same doggy position.

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Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by CentaurXLV(m): 12:35am On Jan 27, 2018

Is the Op an Hermaphrodite?

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Romance › Re: Osofo Maame, Ghanaian Pastor’s Wife's Nude Video Sent To WhatsApp Group by CentaurXLV(m): 12:48pm On Jan 23, 2018*

Even with the new Whatsapp feature - "Recall/Delete message", She couldn't correct this? Lady must be an untrained, promiscuous village girl or a dumb lady trying hard to trend.

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Romance › Re: A Clean And Healthy Nairaland Is Possible by CentaurXLV(m): 9:35pm On Jan 22, 2018

Every man is allowed to dream.

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Romance › Re: Atlanta Strippers Show Off Their Bodies In See Through Outfit (photos) by CentaurXLV(m): 12:16am On Jan 19, 2018

Those boobs must have undergone more torture than Libya returnees. Boobs looking like it has stunted growth.
To think ladies wonder why men would choose firm-breasted sex dolls over them. grin

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Romance › Re: I Dare Nairaland Girls by CentaurXLV(m): 6:40pm On Jan 18, 2018

DeadRat:
When You Talk Too Much, You Spill Saliva and Trash... You Sound Really Pained,hope You Dont Have Tears In Your Eyes...

Go Grab A Sex Doll And Get Busy!

STFU, What more do you know about the words "Sex doll" except the spelling of the said words? Return to sniffing menstrual pads, Rat, that's the closest you're ever getting to a meat cave.

Pain? Far from it, You're but a toy I'm using to pass away free time.

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Romance › Re: I Dare Nairaland Girls by CentaurXLV(m): 6:21pm On Jan 18, 2018

DeadRat:
I would have given you an A+ for your use of words but I will give you B... You don't use a capital letter For an article "The", after a Comma...

[There it is, the delusional intelligence you've started to experience from quoting me. You're unfit to correct me. Return to your cage and correct your idiocy. Perhaps then, I might consider buying you from your owner and correct your lunacy.

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Romance › Re: I Dare Nairaland Girls by CentaurXLV(m): 5:54pm On Jan 18, 2018

DeadRat:
Too Much English Fool. Go Speak To Your Fore Fathers... I Never Invited You Here, Get Lost!

Blame the drought in your cerebellum for your mental ineptitude, I'd swerve but it seems the longer I continue to interact with a beast of your calibre, the stronger your delusional intelligence becomes. Desist from quoting me, Pet, The fact that your owner keeps you in a cage doesn't mean you're fit to have a discourse with humans. You're but a frog in a well only viewing the world in 2D.

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Romance › Re: I Dare Nairaland Girls by CentaurXLV(m): 5:40pm On Jan 18, 2018

DeadRat:
Your Daddy!

You're a disgrace, People like you give white folks enough reason to consider racism. Even a Monkey would look at your dimwitted ass and develop a superiority complex. But, Need I be surprised? With the sobriquet "Deadrat" It's safe to say your brain cells are dead as well.

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Romance › Re: I Dare Nairaland Girls by CentaurXLV(m): 5:10pm On Jan 18, 2018

Filter your brain, too much trash.

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Romance › Re: Chilling With My Home Girls. Kush Department!!! by CentaurXLV(m): 2:51pm On Jan 15, 2018

Science Students.

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Romance › Re: Young Lady Writes To All The Fine Boys In Her Church by CentaurXLV(m): 2:02pm On Jan 14, 2018

KushyKush:
First sensible comment you made so far this year

Ikr? I'm shook.

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Romance › Re: Is Romanceland A Dump Session For Ugly Nairaland Ladies? by CentaurXLV(m): 10:01am On Jan 13, 2018

You seek attention more times than you've used your brain properly.

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Romance › Re: Men Ehn... Fear Them (photo) by CentaurXLV(m): 10:01pm On Jan 12, 2018

LanreGH:
Always reasoning from the Anus.
Is there anyone who doesn't ~~deserse~~ deserve faithfulness ?

English does.

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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Funke Akindele Staring In A Hollywood Movie Is Nothing Special by CentaurXLV(m): 9:52pm On Jan 12, 2018

At least she didn't feature in a prison thrice.

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Romance › Re: This Guy Wicked Gan (photo) by CentaurXLV(m): 9:23pm On Jan 12, 2018

To every girl with a large meat cave, A Nepa pole would always seem like a needle.

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Events › Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by CentaurXLV(m): 11:02pm On Jan 08, 2018

The pictures clearly depict a successful outing.
Thumbs up to the organizers.

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