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fairygodgodess:
And he just came back from visiting Google, but really how do you do it, like going to Google for ordinary disses?

Oh great. Another thing crawls outta "its" wormhole to face me.
How pathetic

Gladiator1:
Trump ain't straight dude. He has an awkward stature. We don't hv a name for that shape mathematically for now. Now, choose another name

I don't expect you to understand that figure of speech
Now swerve.

Warhawk:
I don't jst want to give you something to brag about 2mrw at school, so run along

How much more gullible can you get?
I will tell you one last time. I am not a jambite like you. I have passed that stage a long time ago.
Desist from being stupid.

ogorwyne:
see achievement. oya come collect money.

How much are we talking about?

Azerbella:
Put that question to the idiot who gave a queer ass as yourself the opportunity to surf the net by buying you a mobile when you should be pondering hard on how to pass your school certificate examination

Oh well. Since you won't tell me what you are. I'll simply call you a "thing".
A "thing" who craves attention. Listen, If you think you are good enough to 'vie' with me after dropping out from secondary school. You are sadly mistaken girl.
I try as much as possible not to diss ladies so don't provoke me

Warhawk:
Now Listen, you [b]homosexual teenage He-goat, the fact that i am ignoring you today does not mean that i am weak, it simply means that my time is worth more than you and your whole generation,, now go _masturbate somewhere else, Dumbo!![/b] we all know that his source "google" is owned by americans

This is a mistake you should not have made, dumb illiterate. I am as straight as Trump.
I only aimed to correct you and derail this thread which was a success.
But your pain caused you to act like the dimwitted, conceited, serpentine, hypocrite you always were.
You think as an "oaf" thinks.
Our level of reasoning can never be matched together as yours is to a "fool" and mine is to a "god".
Now go and sin no more brat!

Azerbella:
Lad, why do you derive joy in peddling your cheap education around on Nairaland??

Lezzjnr:
Common, neighbor is chiefly American for British neighbour.

falconey:
A god that makes mistake is a man............ dont overhype yourself, you are surmountable and nothing but a glorified dyslexic cretin. i won't partake in your Neophyte Charade, it has become stale.

lurch the Bleep off and go do something profitable with your time and let me focus on this match.

So how long did it take you to get this from google? Guess what?
It does not change the fact that you are "empty-headed" and "stupid"

Listen, I understand you are pained but you brought this upon yourself by quoting me. Had you not decided to project your "innate codswallop" perhaps you would be free of this "pain".
You are a daft, ape-looking, deluded simpleton.
"vie" with me the day you accept a measure of plausibly legal sense.

Warhawk:
they are obviously pained school boys who see the internet as an arena to flaunt what they learn in school

Congrats, You succeeded in making "zero-sense"

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]oh....he attacked yer friend .[/color]

Maybe, But I generally came to correct his mistakes.

Warhawk:
leave thah guy, he will surely be [size=25pt]flogged[/size] 2mrw for not doing his homework

I understand you are pained, but lets look at the bright side.
You learnt from your mistake.

Lawlahdey:
Choi.. Nigeria speaks British english not American english

And "the" was obviously a typo

KissChrix:
Baba, neighbour is also correct


British and American English have differences

That's good.

falconey:
oh! you have an excuse and you think the op doesn't? you have to put the words you copied from Google in quote sign? common how long does it takes to copy and paste those words? look at the time interval kiddo.

quit it son you corrected the op and I did the same to help you, it is not my fault you have aphasia.

Oh sorry for not replying you early. I was busy making the world a better place.
Now what were you saying?
Anyway. I'd advise you not to intercept a "miscontrued malapropism" again.

Why?

Cause "Things" like you should not be seen correcting their gods.
Now swerve you obtuse figure.

Warhawk:
And CenaurXV stop correcting me ,go and do ur homework!!

At least spell it right.
Now heed to correction.

Warhawk:
The Hermaphrodites : These set of people are usually guys masquerading as girls , they usually use their sister's or [size=25pt]neighbour's[/size] pictures to contest after which [size=25pt]the[/size] give the girl part of the money,. Brother Tunde Hadez comes to mind

#Pfft. Come on!
It's "neighbor's" and "they"

Warhawk:
The Beauties Without Brains : This ones are mostly girls, they can't make a complete sentence without some Gbagun , . These ones are easily [size=25pt]mislead[/size], i hope Winnelyn/Berlynn doesn't read this

Nigga. This is getting outta Hand.
To think, you claim She posts grammatical blunders and you do not speak of yourself is riling.
It's "misled"

Warhawk:
The Ugly Folks : This set of people honestly cannot function as gatemen at beauty[size=25pt] paegents[/size] but due to MTN's 10 mb and airtel's cheap data plans, this people ( most of them are chronic bleachers that you can vividly identify 7 different colour on their skin) .. These people deserve to be [size=25pt]flooged[/size] 36 strokes of Koboko and banished to the diary section for 2 months...

Chill. It's"pageants" and "flogged"

falconey:
same advice goes to you. LWKM

He tried to intercept a "miscontrued malapropism" but ended up displaying his rêtardness.

Warhawk:
1. The Broke Gentlemen/Ladies : These are the less [size=25pt]priviledged[/size] folks of NairaLand, they probably live in places lyk Ajegunle, Makoko, or in remote places in the far north. For this people #50k will go a long way in renovating their lives, they honestly need it and i won't hesitate to cast my vote for this set of people as i would be helping [size=25pt]eradicating[/size] poverty in Nigeria

Warhawk:
Well since Seun instituted the Mr/Miss NL [size=25pt]paegentry[/size], we have [size=25pt]see[/size] a lotta people come forward for this Price,, in this Post we seek to x-ray the types of people who contest in this [size=25pt]paegentry[/size]....

#Damn. I am sorry, I had to do this.
Take a chill pill before typing.

It's "pageantry"
And "seen"

TrapHedges:
Nah bro.. We don't need her money.. Btw we're good.. We just wanted to catch fun

Sure. In this recession that guys don wise up?
In the end you didn't talk to the girl. So it's all good

Lastking147:
see as your mind dirty

Na lie?

TrapHedges:
Nah man.. Am not one of those guys gein number to do d needful.. I have a gf

Lol. We all know we guys don't have gfs
We have main chicks
Side chicks
Spare chicks
Even Emergency chicks

Lastking147:
nat errthing is bout grammar
make una dey talk truth small
so he can't stalk a girl he loves

Come on. Love is a big word. That's not love. He only wants to explore the girl.
It's common in guys. After that is done.
It's bye-bye. Also, It seems the op and his guys are gold diggers. They prolly thought the girl was loaded hence they had four things in mind.
Date her, Get money, explore her, End things.
Us, Guys tho'

Lastking147:
Tel me u'v never done Dat

I am an Introvert, So.. I have not done that.