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Romance / Re: What Hurts More Than A Breakup??? by CertifiedGee(m): 1:52pm On Jan 15
After hearing that "skrrrrrrr" sound from the ATM counting ur money and it doesn't dispense, yet debited.


Crime / Re: Video Of NDLEA Officials Evacuating Seized Drugs In Ikorodu by CertifiedGee(m): 9:26am On Sep 20, 2022
Sincerely I really commend this agency... They have really upped their game, recruiting young smart officers into their ranks. When Marwa was picked to head this agency I felt it was just Buhari's nepotism at work but he has proven to be square peg in a square hole... His fellow Colonel heading Customs doesn't even know what he's doing there..

Buba Marwa is worthy of commendation... Well done Sir

You obviously know nothing about the customs boss or what he has done. Ask any customs officer around you, they'll tell you.
Crime / Re: How Onitsha Lesbian Killed Her Partner’s Husband (Fresh Details) by CertifiedGee(m): 1:48pm On Aug 11, 2022
The future is indeed female
Science/Technology / Re: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by CertifiedGee(m): 2:28pm On May 15, 2022
Intergalactic travel! Every time I look up at the sky, I imagine what the view will be like when I'm up there in infinite darkness looking down on earth and the feel of zero-g.

Asides from intergalactic travel, I think very soon a means of transportation where humans and goods can be moved thousands of km through a portal without the boring and dangerous risk of travelling will be invented soon.

Such interesting times ahead!

You don watch sci-fi tire. � � �


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Apply For Immigration Recruitment As A Serving NYSC Corper by CertifiedGee(m): 12:22pm On May 15, 2022
Don't waste your time and energy if you don't have anyone to help you get in there. Those guys are time and money wasters

Sir, I got into Nigeria Customs Service without knowing anyone. Not even my parents or woman was aware I got the form back then. In fact, I didn't even submit my guarantor form till today and yet, I got the job.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Apply For Immigration Recruitment As A Serving NYSC Corper by CertifiedGee(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2022
The 2 jobs i want in Nigeria

1. Custom Officer:
i go dey collect containers of rice and other goodies go re-sell

2: CBN printing director:
Omo i go print 5 million cash for myself everyday

Gimme link if you get it ooo abeg. But on a lighter note, customs doesn't take things they seize home and I'm not so sure if CBN print our currency on this continent self. I stand to be corrected tho
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Nigerian Customs Recruitment by CertifiedGee(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2021
So u mean ur village witches dn't knw u apply 4di job? Congrats ooo.

Lol. Of course nah. Nah human be village people nah. So since I no tell anybody. I guess I'm safe.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Nigerian Customs Recruitment by CertifiedGee(m): 5:39pm On Dec 14, 2021
m done applying for Govt jobs, no connection, no need to waste ur precious tym.

You may be right but not all the time. I just got my appointment letter from the last recruitment (customs) and I did not submit my name or form to anyone and I did not even tell anybody I applied sef. In fact, nobody including my parents was aware of it until I got my appointment letter.
And BTW, I'm also Yoruba Christian (coz you might want to say maybe I'm from the North or a Muslim)

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For June 13 2021 In Nigeria by CertifiedGee(m): 4:06am On Jun 14, 2021

There are actually three available phones
Two iPhone 7plus - black and white
One Samsung s8 plus

What's the price for each and what's the ROM for the iPhones and Samsung?
Celebrities / Re: Jidenna Compared To Jason Momoa In New Pictures by CertifiedGee(m): 3:05pm On May 19, 2021
For a few seconds, I even thought it was Jason Momoa's picture that was first used, not until I saw the tattoo. The resemblance is just too much. They can easily pass as twins.

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Business / Re: Which Bank Offers The Best Saving Option In Nigeria? by CertifiedGee(m): 8:53pm On Mar 25, 2021
Go for Kuda or Standard Chartered bank. You won't regret it at all


Romance / Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by CertifiedGee(m): 10:14pm On Mar 19, 2021

Yimu all you want. I only answered the OP’s question.


Romance / Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by CertifiedGee(m): 10:10pm On Mar 19, 2021
Well, we broke up coz she caught a lady placing her head on my laps inside my room. Aunty simply turned back and left only to get a SMS few minutes later that she’s done and done for good. Nothing wey I never talk just to have her back.
I’m not proud of what I did back then but I’m still pained I lost a wonderful person.

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Technology Market / Re: Bring In Your Chip Unlock Iphone Let Get Rid Of The Chip For You In A Secs... by CertifiedGee(m): 2:54am On Dec 30, 2020
Can you remove MEID from iPhone 7plus?
Travel / Re: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Week 20) by CertifiedGee(m): 9:54am On Dec 03, 2020
In developed world, this bridge repair won’t take this long. But this is Nigeria


TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Begs Nengi After Picking Dora As Deputy Head Of House by CertifiedGee(m): 10:20am On Aug 04, 2020
Nigerian bloggers sef, first 7 paragraphs of this OP is the same thing in different ways


TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Best Fight Scene You Ever Watched In Movies? by CertifiedGee(m): 12:27am On Apr 19, 2020
Fight scenes I love most in movies I have watched is Donnie Yen and Mike Tyson in IP Man 3, then Donnie Yen and The American soldier in IP Man 4 as well
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Abort My Unborn Child Because Of Nursing Council Exam by CertifiedGee(m): 9:22pm On Jan 11, 2020
It's her womb against your sperm..na she go carry Belle for 9months not you..let her do her abortion.. No disturb d babe

Well, imes is coming sha...The end of days. We hope that he'll be coming to clarify the truth about life; the truth of which is hidden to many people.

imes, we await your coming. cheesy

Can you give me info about imes because I have been seeing you talking about imes on almost all thread here on NL. So I’ll be glad if you can give me detailed information. You can message me on WhatsApp 08039348104 or maryayomide46@gmail.com
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy NOTE 8 FOR SALE by CertifiedGee(m): 8:37pm On Dec 14, 2019
What’s the price and location?
Education / Re: Python Attempted To Strangle OOU Agricultural Student, She Gets Hospitalized by CertifiedGee(m): 10:54pm On Nov 23, 2019
What’s she doing near snake in the first place coz it seems this info isn’t complete.

But on the other hand, who else has observed that videos on instablog no dey clear at all like they are using Nokia C3 camera to do their recordings

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Adetiba Reacts To Babcock Sex Tape by CertifiedGee(m): 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2019
Why must u release person sex tape wat joy do you derive from it.
Why should anybody make a video recording of themselves in the act in the first place?
I’m not supporting the release of the tape tho but they also have a part of the blame


Celebrities / Re: Sylvanus Adiewere Nsofor Dances To Davido's 'Fall' by CertifiedGee(m): 11:14am On Nov 15, 2019
84 years old...... Hmm

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD by CertifiedGee(m): 11:00pm On Oct 24, 2019
Can you accept 43k?
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent In Osun State Nigeria | Cotenant.ng by CertifiedGee(m): 10:34pm On Sep 24, 2019
[quote author=Tobinrobin post=82536921]I stayed around ibadan road when I was still a student in OAU & I still have some friends there & I don’t know about the new hostels springing up, But the average house rent there isn’t 250,000. It ranges between 120-150k for two bedroom flat. Highest is 180k. I know this from experience

Seems it’s been a while you left Ife sir. Since The Polytechnic moved there school to Ibadan Rd ( Fashina area after steel rolling), accommodation has been on the high side in that area. I even have a self con going for 180k and 2 bedroom going for as high as 350k. Even rent around Asherifa has increased as well.
Crime / Re: Pastor Cut Down 100+ Years Old Traditionalist Tree by CertifiedGee(m): 3:54am On Aug 04, 2019
Religion is one of the major problems we have in this country.
To me, this isn’t just worth it because I couldn’t find anywhere it was stated that he bought the land where that tree is for church.
The Bible which he carried there self said “Give unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar”.
Romance / Re: Are Nurses Really Promiscuous? by CertifiedGee(m): 2:21am On Jul 17, 2019
either u were deceivd or she lied to u.

Even d male nurses are something else.

E just b like say konji spirit dey d profesion

Just like every other profession, you’ll definitely have a few promiscuous fellow. Reason why people believe nurses are promiscuous is that we see more than enough people unclad day in, day out and it all looks like the other part of the body like arms & legs. And I’m 80% sure this nurses promiscuity thing is what is been observed in quacks.
Phones / Re: . by CertifiedGee(m): 6:22pm On Jun 25, 2019
Will you accept swapping with iPhone 6s 64GB ROM. Also bought brand new and has no fault

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