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Religion / Re: Meaning Of Lent & Why It Lasts For Forty Days by CertifiedGee(m): 7:43pm On Mar 09, 2019
JMAN05:


Who told you to do that tribulation fasting? And which 7-day tribulation was prior to his death?

During the week he was arrested, that was when he went with some of his disciples to the mountain to pray. While he was praying, he was also bleeding and the disciples were just sleeping. And again, it was in that week that he was arrested and all manners of things were done to him like placing the thorned crown on his head, asked to carry the cross and finally nailed and crucified..... Isn't that enough tribulation?

And if you go back to my first response and re read(no pun intended), I said that fasting is just to mark his death and not because he also had a 7 days fasting before he died[b](he never did)[/b] just like other churches do
Phones / Re: When A Call Is Made, Who Should Say 'hello' First? by CertifiedGee(m): 12:04pm On Mar 09, 2019
In a sane clime/condition, the receiver should say the word "Hello" and ask for who the caller is, that's if the receiver doesn't save the number in his/her phonebook.... (that's my own opinion tho)
But this is Nigeria....... Anything/Everything goes

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Religion / Re: Meaning Of Lent & Why It Lasts For Forty Days by CertifiedGee(m): 11:47pm On Mar 07, 2019
My church don't do the lent fasting. We just do the 7 days fasting and it always start on the Monday of Good Friday and ends on Easter Sunday. I will state my/our reason.
Easter is for the remembrance of the death of Christ and not the beginning of his ministerial work when he had 40 days fasting and prayers.
So he (Jesus) never fasted when he was about to die.
The 7 days we do observe is to only remember d tribulations he went through in that week before he was finally crucified.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Her Samsung S10+, The First Person In Nigeria To Own The Phone by CertifiedGee(m): 11:29am On Feb 26, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: MURIC Condemns FRSC For Excluding Muslim Women From Recruitment Exercise by CertifiedGee(m): 6:19pm On Sep 27, 2018
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GoTV:
Despite the fact that I'm a strong born again Christian, i think Muric is right on this one. We Christians have mapped out ways to marginalize our Muslim counterparts and it's a very dangerous template for the unity of the country. I sympathize with every muslim who has been a victim of persecution from the policies of we Christians. I'm one of the few honest Christians who will never shy away from the truth. Muslim right is been stepped upon by we Christians and sometimes i wonder the conspiracy going on in the minds of we so called Christians. If i come to this world again, i won't hesitate to join Islam. sad

Are you saying only Christians were present when the laws were made?
They (FRSC) already have a code of conduct for virtually everything and it shouldn't be bent just because of few who just decide to hide behind the religious something whereas, they do worse things than exposing body in public areas.
So those other Muslims that wore the shorts aren't good Muslims or what?
And the last time I checked, they weren't forced to show up at the screening centres.... So once they chose to, then they should be ready to comply with the rules......
Religion / Re: How A Wealthy Family Went Broke After Being Brainwashed In Church- Lady Narrates by CertifiedGee(m): 5:15am On May 09, 2018
Hmm. I love her use of words and the way she applied it, but my dear, it is all a lie. People should stop forming stories to trend online, use your spare time to think of how to get legitimate money or better yourself, not trying to b famous for d wrong reasons.

Those telling me it's true, u can believe what u want to, how will a very comfortable person, just become extremely poor? Not even average? Think it through.


[color=#006600][/color]I guess you didn't read to the end. She said they have been in it for 10 years and ever since they gave their life to 'Christ', they stopped working which means all source(s) of income has been blocked. And by then, I'm so certain that they'll still carry on their parenting responsibilities. Don't forget she also said they turned themselves to a cheerful giver, and it's definitely from that already acquired income. So now tell me, with all those responsibilities, won't he exhaust all he has laboured for? 10 years isn't a small time. They can go from extremely rich to extremely poor.
NOTE: I'm not saying this is true because bloggers can do anything to gain traffic to their site BUT it's very possible and it can happen just in this exact manner the lady has said so. Mind you, it wasn't shared here on nl, the op took the story from FB or IG.
Romance / Re: Help Help Facebook Is Ruining My Relationship by CertifiedGee(m): 7:36pm On Apr 17, 2018
Bros....... U r already having stories that touch......

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Politics / Re: Apapa Bridge; A Disaster Awaiting To Happen - Photos by CertifiedGee(m): 2:51pm On Mar 23, 2018
Lexusgs430:
The day this bridge would fall..... I hope above and below, would be empty.........

It can never be empty..... All we could pray for is for minimum casualties..



I am not cursing.... It's in Lagos and not Osun state.....
Phones / Re: Nigerian Man Recounts How A Strangers Rudely Ask For His Charger While Using It. by CertifiedGee(m): 5:01am On Feb 26, 2018
timwudz:

why did u quote me in the first place if u have sense


iss like one of the key feature to make your sense function properly is lost


Wehdon sir, sensible man!!! grin grin grin. Otondo!!!
Phones / Re: Nigerian Man Recounts How A Strangers Rudely Ask For His Charger While Using It. by CertifiedGee(m): 1:14pm On Feb 22, 2018
timwudz:
What's our own with your less than $1 cellotaped charger..?



I'm surprised this made FP


wobbish

please don't forget to tell BOOHAREE he should prepare his load cause daurans can't wait to have him.. he's gone for too long

For ur mind now......u don make sense abi............ coz I don't understand the correlation of thus thread and Buhari......
NOTE I'm not a Buhari supporter
TV/Movies / Re: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by CertifiedGee(m): 8:24am On Feb 15, 2018
Can I get download link for den of thieves
TV/Movies / Re: Download movies/series here. Got any movie in mind? comment to get ur D-link by CertifiedGee(m): 8:22am On Feb 15, 2018
Please can I get download link for den of thieves

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Celebrities / Re: Ebony Reigns Dies In Car Accident. Graphic Photos From Accident Scene by CertifiedGee(m): 10:18am On Feb 09, 2018
Scam!!! I don't understand why you won't sell ur family plus their properties to stake your odds since you have daily access to so many sure odds. On top say money no dey, u still won dupe people....... Gullible ones anyway
Investment / Re: Learn An Earn by CertifiedGee(m): 5:45am On Jan 16, 2018
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Investment / Re: How To Make Money In Cryptocurrency With No Capital. by CertifiedGee(m): 5:35am On Jan 16, 2018
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Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 13 by CertifiedGee(m): 4:59am On Dec 30, 2017
Good day Mr. Twoods
I have been admitted to New Jersey City University for health sciences. But it's for BSc and what I have been seeing here is people going for MSc, I will be glad if I can get some hints from you sir. I hope to hear from you again.
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 13 by CertifiedGee(m): 12:47pm On Dec 27, 2017
Good afternoon here... Pls I'm having an issue with my F 1 visa application. I was actually turned back at Abuja consulate for not uploading my passport on my DS 160 buy I did the upload that day and the selected location on my form is Abuja, but now I want to reschedule my appointment but I choose Lagos because the available date in Abuja is 18th of January and my resumption date is 16th of January. I hope it won't affect me and if it will, is there anyway to rectify it.... I need answers urgently please. I have rescheduled before I discovered the error. Pls epp a brother

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Praises Simi, But Fans See It As A Shade At Davido (Pictures) by CertifiedGee(m): 3:03am On Nov 15, 2017
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Pascalville:
mumu frog voice fans be there making noise...am not a Fan of FIA and if you understood music well enough as of wen it was ever taught to some of you guys , you will notice that the body of the song and the chorus ain't the same tune.. .Davido went off tone a lot when he sang the chorus...also the producer went off tune wen he made the chorus tune...the main body of the song tune and the chorus tune ain't the same...

And Frog voice fans... Beyonce featured wizkid on a single(wow thats really huge) and it is coming out soon in her next album .. you all know Beyonce.. the album have already blown in advance...and my boy wizkid will make a lot of money and stardom.....Davido might be richer. but wizkid upped his game by going international thats why he has more fans worldwide than Davido and lastly not every Nigerian musician goes international and blow...ask dbanj ask Davido.... something davido will feature better artiste, its Ndi-igbo Igbo chain smokers that he is featuring

Romance / Re: I Did Evil To A Lady This Morning. by CertifiedGee(m): 2:09am On Nov 09, 2017
comshots:
That was how a dude was calling a girl.she ignored him.After she had got to where she wanted to buy her stuff, she realised that the small purse she kept some money she wanted to use buy her foodstuff had dropped from her poly bag.She walked back to the route she first passed looking around for it and crying profusely.She was lucky that the dude who first called her attention that she ignored him was still at the vicinity.He called her back and gave her the money.She thought he wanted to woo her at first.

This same thing happened to my girlfriend few days ago. She called to inform me she was coming around. She took bike(okada) and someone was calling her even by her name( bcoz she wore a customised Jersey) but she just ignored d person bcoz she thought she was calling her for something else.
To add salt to her injury, an emergency came up for me, so I just dropped the keys for her. Bikeman has started embarrassing and insulting her. Nah my neighbors save her that day.. I was just laughing when she was narrating the story to me & told her she learnt her lesson the hard way.... Not every guy that calls you has an ulterior motive.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend D**k Got Damaged During Sex by CertifiedGee(m): 1:39am On Nov 09, 2017
TheManOfTheYear:
You heard a pop sound.
Rubbish! Does penis have bone?

Pop sound ko. As if na hydrogen

Go and read about penile fracture. Google hasn't been shut down the last time I checked. Make your findings before laughing at whatever someone said. [color=#990000][/color]

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Shares His Experience With Military Men, Who Rejected Money From Him by CertifiedGee(m): 9:55am On Oct 31, 2017
istand49ja:
But wait o. I think say this guy get money nah. No be RX 300 I dey see so?

So to prove he has money now..... He needs to start moving around in Range and Rolls Royce?!?
Abi nah paper he take buy am... #badbelle

Car Talk / Re: 300,000 Toyota Sienna Minivans Recalled As They May Roll-away Unexpectedly by CertifiedGee(m): 9:28am On Oct 31, 2017
highchief3:
Wow and I hoping to get this car because my increasing family, my salon car can't contains us any more for family movement. I was thinking of getting this or an Odyssey but settled for this. Now am having a second thought. But this car full Nigerian roads and they are using it without problems... .

I don't think that problem is something we experience here in Nigeria, I'm not disputing the fact that it's not true. If you see a good engine with nice body (I mean sienna minivan), go for it. From personal experience, my dad used the minivan (not sure of the model year year though) between 2010 and early 2013 before selling it off at almost the price he got it and it never spend 6 hours at the mechanic's workshop not to talk of days and it was very economical. He travels at least 5 to 7 times in 2 weeks. He sold it to get a Lexus SUV. Again, in late 2015, my mum changed her salon car to the same sienna, which I'm so sure it was from dad's recommendation. If the vehicle has made him pass through hell, I'm so sure mum wouldn't go for it again.
So forget all this story and go for it
Don't mind my excess talk/long story... Just trying to prove why you should go for that minivan [color=#990000][/color]

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Phones / Re: Share Your Glo Free Data Day Experience Screenshots (photos) by CertifiedGee(m): 9:02am On Oct 31, 2017
This glo free browsing day is just a market strategy..... In fact..... It's a scam. On an ordinary day, Glo browsing network is above the average here but today.... The network signal is full with 4G ooo (imagine). I have tried loading some pages this morning but it's not just going through at all. I had to rush to make another subscription on my Airtel coz I had to attend to some important issues.
Romance / Re: Were You There Then? by CertifiedGee(m): 5:56am On Oct 07, 2017
@ OP

Romance / Re: OMG!!! Twitter User Asks DJ Cuppy To Dinner And Her Response Is Hilarious by CertifiedGee(m): 5:51am On Oct 07, 2017
and what's hilarious in the response now....

Religion / Re: Girmache Shrine, In Kebbi Where Crocodiles Reside & Sacrifices Are Made (Photos) by CertifiedGee(m): 12:08am On Sep 14, 2017
What a fantastic place to be!!!

1.At least they are providing us with a god that we can see(unlike the christian god who has been playing "hide and seek" for 3 millenia)!!!

2.No paying of tithes to this god.......................saves me 10% of my salary!!!

3.This god can provide food for me when I am hungry(Agege bread with fried crocodile eggs)!!!

4.If I kept this god in my room as a pet..............................................even the devil himself will be unwilling to make unexpected mid-night visits!!!

Business / Re: How Can I Send Money To Nigeria Account by CertifiedGee(m): 6:38pm On Jul 28, 2017
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EmekaBlue:
Lol.. why is that if someone come home.. ur money will be exhausted like mad. Use quickteller or online platforms stuff like that. Dont know about Kuwait banks tho

Thanks bro
Business / How Can I Send Money To Nigeria Account by CertifiedGee(m): 6:30pm On Jul 28, 2017
Good day nairalanders. Please I am having a problem abouting transferring money into my Nigerian account. I am working in Kuwait but I do come home once in a while. I am back in Nigeria and the supposed money am meant to spend got exhausted and I need another cash but my Kuwaiti debit card isn't working here.
If anyone know how I can make online transfer with my Kuwaiti ATM to my brother's account here for me to withdraw or even any other means I can just use to transfer.


Pls mods, help me move this to FP... I need urgent help!!!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Breaking Up With Me Because Am Sexy by CertifiedGee(m): 2:54am On Jul 22, 2017
@ OP

Romance / Re: Why Is She Feeling Pain During S*x by CertifiedGee(m): 2:36am On Jul 22, 2017
MissRaine69:
What exactly are they doing in terms of pre-intimacy? Shovling a finger in there does not count . pre-intimacy takes two it's not up to one person. Some women are frigid so she has to know her own body as well. If he does not eat , he better learn and she needs to learn as well.
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Exactly, all this fingers in there of a thing doesn't work on every ladies.... Like my lady now, once she start throwing pillows @ me in d room or sitting room or she starts this "Erepa", then I know she's in the mood and that's what we use as pre intimacy even if its night.... So you need to read your woman and get to know what turns her on. It might help and going for a check up isn't bad either.
Health / Re: 7 Effective Ways To Lower Your Blood Pressure Naturally by CertifiedGee(m): 9:40pm On Jul 02, 2017
All ur point seem to be relevant except flesh to flesh if unmarried, hw does dat nid to do with high blood pressure



It has alot to do with high bp, infact, d consequences of flesh to flesh is the leading cause of high bp among youths. Who want to miss her period when not married or who love to hear " I have miss my period" and STI's also dey o. On hearing u are diagnosed with gonorrhea or syphillis, bp go shoot up pass world tallest building not to talk of HIV.

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