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is there any other?

isnt it?

there was once a competition between Jesus and satan about who could type the fastest
satan started first,and was typing then a few minutes to the end,God told him to round off that he only had 5 mins he rushed the reamining 5 mins and on the dot of five minutes lightning struck and and the pc on which he was typing went blank and said time up.

it was now the turn of Jesus,5 mins to the end the same thing happened
,and God announced the winner as Jesus.satan is no hws that possible,
God shruged and said well "Jesus saves"

says who ?u the games moderator?



ys naija phucked upp?

acidrop:
fine instead of coming here just to say last. get out. me last. me this. me that. how about we narrate how our day has been. because me right now i gat alot in my chest. here we go


i woke up this morning, all healthy n the same old pamela. i mean acidrop
so. no be hin i say make i revise small before i go do my exam which i had like 11.30 this morning
, after a lot of cramming and revision, omogurl was feeling so confident, that i took only one pen
i usually take like 3, one black, one red, and one blue, then my pencil and eraser

jst like i do it in Nigeria. even the white people are like. is this the african style, but who cares

anyway sha, as i finished revising, because i woke up early just to revise, i finished ooo, then i made breakfast, and holla @ myhousemate to come n pick me 2 uni as she is going my way

but because i too like food now, the girl call me, call me, i dey dinning table dey eat, my phone wa sin my room. i could not pick up. then she left whitout me, so i ended up trekking to school

serious trekking ooo, i got 2 school now, i still had like almost an hr before my exam, as a serious student i thought i revise some more. no be yin one ABINO come meet me where i sit down

c me c trouble ooo, yanga dey sleep trouble come wake am, this guy is soooo fking blonde from the hair in hiss head to his retarded eyebrows. ok i know aussie guys are naturally blonde, but this one albino join am, haba. the guy was disturbing ooo. him and his tight rock n roll jeans that is now hanging from below his flat ass, instead of his waist. he was wearing this stupid Bond pant. then one dirty grey boxers, although it myt not be dirty, it looked dirty to me or it was just the colour

he was wearing this grey and white airforce ones. this guy was standing infront of me, i was kind of sitting on the blocks, so he was in a taller position. so i had to raise my head to the sky to c his face. no be hin i started from his airforce ones, down to his spikey-like white belt with a havey mental pendal, and then to his ( this is when it started getting yummy) really cuuuuuuuuuuuute jacket. it was black, abit fledded, with a v neck t-shirt, so i continued my journey upwards.

his neck was so well trimmed, not too short not too tolotolo. he had this little cross chain on his neck, as i proceed upwards. it was jst getting better, his chin was so smmooth and pointy, his lips were kind of thick, he had a little mostache ryt above his lips, which curved in a very attractive manner. and the his cheek was abit puffy, but juuuuuuuuuust ryt, because u can c the manly cheeck bone. the his nose was a bit wide, but jst narrowed enough. and the his spiky hair was just 100/100. THIS GUY WAS STEAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

and he was going to holla @ me

iight i was there opening my mouth and starring @ him, and all he did was smile, u know all that kind of smile @ d corner of your mouth. mehn i was melting. and the shamful thing was, i was jst wearing, slippers, one short nicker wey be like pyjamas, and a t shirt. jst to write exam come back ooo


any way long story short i ended up getting late for my exam, i will not tell u how long late, but i think it was about 20 mins. and this guy still asked me out despite my looks.

NOW WHAT DO YA'LL THINK. GIMME ONE GOOD QUALITY REASON THAT THIS GUY IS NOT MY GUY.


PEACE YA'LL

am waiting for part two
_{when everythings cum and gone} and ya eye don clear make we know wetin happen after

ehen?



and will u stop copy cating

african queen

@ acid
@ last ve caught u on line,
_{phew that was a long journey}

acidrop:
we have a sined contract.

@thread hmmmmmmmmm

ehen? hope u know say i go chop some thing somthing

@post
touch me and am addicted

@welli

as in toaste bread

never did mention that my first child is on the way? hm

@moyo
quit playing games with ur pic now , its not fair oo
ok,sha let me leave u with welli











make sure u tell her abt our unborn fikin dem
gd nite
xxxx

@moyo and welli
my inetrnet conects tooo bad,
too bad for me cant have fun with ma girls ,
_{its better i see u guys in my dreams cus this stuffs too slow at least things happen faster ther}


l@ moyo
y yank off the pic?? just abt too view it

CAN U PEPLS ALLOW ME SAY GD NITE

yes beau and u?

i need to know ,dont i?

make u fall in love with me



if u were a witch?

@moyo
is ur pic there cos my conect i slooooooooooo

where u been all my life this while?

@ acid
yeah right, i cld be mr lecturer oooo,i never considerd that( of course that will be ur own personal mr lecturer)
satisfaction gauranteed, or money back

@post

proper american lady
_{got this funny feeling abt whom ur signs talking too hmmmmmmmm}

ibkaye:
hehehehehe,nah, i think i will sleep in my own bed tonight

ok just 2nite
afterall abscence makes the fun stronger the heart fonder

aiight gdnite takia of ya cute arse self

need to go sleep now, join me ?








pls?

ma camaras foxing up
i wanted to give u an e kiss from hia

oya put ya lips closer i wan do some thing!!!

serious ur big in that place picture
u shld b happy,some gals are in need

@holy thug
wogly

@ib
i see ur getting bigger in the right places ,
_{strecht out ur lips a bit i want to clear off sumthin}

cheiiii!!!

@ib
where?

conductor

@ib where are na?

infact whers every one?
dont y'all tell me its past ya bed time ooo

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AND
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY _{getting too old for this ish}

hmmmmmm ib the rapper, can i be ur back up singer,
better still ur dancer

agbekpo

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ib the fikin part 1