₦airaland Forum

Dannyxy: i wan marry u nw. i wan make enough money make i come marry , Why would u be wearing it? It's nt nice. i dn't knw sha, maybe it's the kind girls i hv seen it on, they made me hate it.. Can i see the pic?

dre11: for this forum or nairaland in general
or i am missing somethings

dre11: ok
no wahala
so can i start my lesson now

Dannyxy: unbelievable!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Add another 100%, mbok.[/color]

carujmonella: Spoil market? ... Who is the lucky guy then.. Since you've decamped from KSLIB camp

Spill the beans

dre11: but what do you want me to say
pls educate me
& i am willing to learn

Dannyxy: yeh! Ori mi oh! Maria!, alpha, alpha do you copy?!. it is a dangerous thing for a lady to call you a "clown", she can say "funny" but not "clown".. Bring cest qui back to base, she owes you 10 twerks as apology.. Cut! Cut! Alpha! Alpha !

dre11: spoil market for u
i laugh in Aso rock
oh!

You mean for Klisb with ................
You for don yarn that one before we talk.

dre11: thank u jare

carujmonella: Even you K'est moi?

Idowuogbo: Correct! Happening babe

Reincarnated:

Honey, where have u been. Do you know what i've been through in your absence? All these girls. First, C'est Moi declared she wants to rape me, then Ella b declared she wants my undying love, then StateOfMind called me her friend with kissing benefit, then Lertee and Tabh, they want my lips by force, then Jumong Pan wants me and not Mr Osewa or GOM, then Agbgift and Ninny (this one, we've always known ), then Royal Pearl has been ignoring me cuz she wants to be my wife and not a concubine, then finally Uj_Sizzle that I thought was a sister in the Lord wants a piece of me.

Honey AKA my wife AKA Sweetie AKA my baby AKA my girl AKA my rove AKA the only sugar in my tea AKA the one I said I do to AKA....just too many AKA's for my wife , what can I do? Don't be offended that u married such a charmer like myself.

tegax: I thought i was the only one who noticed the frequent use of the word/slang 'S.cumbag' in MHBFL......and that new evil look Gonzalo portrays of late. Why has he not bn giving such look ever since?

Omolola1: Loving Del Monte Dynasty
Julieta should go for Pedro jor
That kiss was wow

For wetin nah?:
I go go that Dinner o, even sleep over for breakfast! Inyakin and Ismeal no dey fear face? Chai..see Gonzolo tryna use reverse psychology on Rebecca, Mr Conde unveiled, Pilar and her anonymous calls (powered by Gonzolo I guess), Corolla the pawn on the Mora boys chess board, Javier the schemer smh..don't I just Love Behind closed doors? And what's wrong with the "ra" geehs on Telemundo? Debra and Barbara even Corolla, their desperation na chomthing else o

Ryda: Why not try out number 9 heard itz good for women

Mazi_Omenuko: Cool, still waiting for our rendezvous.