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dre11:
Have always see this pretty face
Never knew it was even prettier than what I did envisaged

njokusboy:
Bia, speak English...

Even in France, where I come from, we don't understand this

GHKWAME1:
Touché!

spade:
"BradTheLadLong - Due to threats for choosing to save Tayo I've been strongly advised not to enter @BigBroAfrica on Monday. Sorry guys."

Troll of life
...And so it ends.

Goodnight, earthlings

yiwal:
And that page has credibility?
The same page that called someone monkey2?

olegunner:
Don't mind decanlie...he likes creating a fight where dere shldnt....ithnk he luvs it sef......iguess he has a dna scanner....

ShortPistolZA:
You're lucky, I guess

ShortPistolZA:
OK, you're prone to weight gain because you eat so much Adele is a good example of a fatso Taurus.

ShortPistolZA:


Anyway, Taurus are the fatsos of the zodiac Are you overweight by any chance ?

Taurus people love the life of luxury & beautiful surroundings because they're ruled by Venus the planet of beauty, which they share with Libra. Taurus tends to gain weight because they love good food but most of them are not keen of strenuous physical work. They are often called lazy. Taurus are beautiful people because they are ruled by the planet of beauty. Most have round beautiful eyes aka cow eyes since Taurus is represented by the bull in astrology. They also have soft, beautiful sounding voices because Taurus rules the throat. Which also means that Taurus people are prone to having tonsils, sore throats or may lose their voices easily with too much shouting or when they raise their voice more than usual. Taurus loves money & things money can buy. Taurus are possessive of their possessions, meaning you can't use a Taurus person's thing without asking them 1st or they'll go full mad cow disease on your @ss Talking about anger, Taurus people are not easy to anger but once they do, all they see is red like the bulls you see in Spain. They're quite violent when angered eg. Chris Brown & Hitler Taurus men usually have broad shoulders & are quite well-built. They truly have nice bodies. Taurus men are also known for their good love making skills because Taurus is a sensual sign. Taurus is the sign opposing Scorpio which means Taurus also loves sexx. Money, food & sexx are as essential to a Taurus as the air we breathe. It's all part of their diet. Taurus men are also known for having harems because they love beautiful women & can't seem to choose just one. However when a Taurus finally finds the right person, Taurus stays true.

I'm done lol. Google ya shyt

pseudome:
She looks like Sharon O @ a certain angle

forkadict:
Thanks babes.

But I think i should de-konjilize first before eating. Konji senior hungry na? Abi how you take check am?

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

Agbgift:
Page 1000
This is for
Dre11
Ksslib
Cestmoi
Reincarnated
dominique
Killabeauti
sholay2011
royalpearl
lertee
Ghkwame
tahb
TheAmaka
njokusboy
Dannyxy
ochon
cutemii,
yacaa,
safarigirl,
shortpistolza
14,
olegunner,
Braindamage.
And all those I didn't mention.
We all rock!
We are the Hotshot!

Librate:


Yessssssssssssssssss


Ksslib
Killabeauti
Cestmoi
Reincarnated

Let's share dis small plot

StateOfMind:


this is for my chasemate fam

dominique
Killabeauti
cestmoi
sholay2011
royalpearl
lertee
dre11
Ghkwame
tahb
njokusboy
Dannyxy and so on

Pamperme:
I made it

For Cestmoi, YACAA (for the wonderful updates) and Forkadict

thandii1:
So this is for the real hotshots

Forkadict
Safarigirl
Ksslib my business partner
Reincarnated
LabellmafiaZA/shortpistolZA
Forwetinah
Cestmoi
K2g8
Yacaa

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]When it comes to plot acquisition, there are no kind hearts.[/color]

russello:
Hmmm....

spade:
Cestmoi1, Decanta, what's up?
Tayo's admin never still do that thing oh

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]Pele o.[/color]

decanta:
Nothing wrong with admiring the handwork of the lord.