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saxwizard:
only happens wen u use mtn

Very true

It baffles me when people can excitely take the life of another being without feeling bad about it. Imagine how this image will forever stick in the mind of his children. May his soul RIP

I should visit where? OP, pls try again

saxwizard:
only happens wen u use mtn

Na true

RIP to her

I'm suspecting one of those bankers.

Na her body o. Even if na catapult pant and bra u won wear celebrate ur bday, its allowed. But I aint surprised though. Na so Jenny dey dress since nau

Cutehector:
Thunder wey go fire d ex boyfrnd of d babe wey break her heart

Hehehehe

Mehnn I tried reading to the end but I no just fit. Lord pls give me the grace to read long writeups like this one. Amen

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from

seggzz:
which type of content will you hate to see?

I guess all

May her soul rest in peace. The evil people that did this must face the law

hatux:
I can never, cos it clearly seen they're ebinnas...

Huh

seggzz:
I will go ahead to marry her but I will also present my own form

Can imagine the contents of your own form

Someone sent me this so I decided to share.
I fell in love with this cute damsel and
everything was going on fine until i made
my intention known to her father & being
a learned man, here is what he gave me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____
years
old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______
_______________ _______________ ___
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ ___________
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ ___________
_______________ _______________ ___
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need
money for my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
_______________ _ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ _______________ __
5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ _______________ _______
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_______________ _______________ ___________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?__________ ____________
__
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. _______________ _______________
_______________
_______________ _______________ _______
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ ___________
_ _______________ _______________ _______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
_______________ _______________ ____________
___
_______________ ___________
_______________ _______________ _______
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_______________ _______________ ___________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
_______________ _______________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?___________ _________
3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________ _______________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor
_______________ _______________ ______
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below which will be put in the newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: _______________ _
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: _______________
_____________
__ ____
Email: _______________ _______________
____
Phone: ___________
_______________
____
Home:
_______________ _______________ ____
Facebook: _______________
_______________ ___
_
BEST WISHES

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Black beauty... U got it[/color]

Tnx

mebad:
Mama, the op just spanked me. Get him !!!!

Buh d OP is a she

arcbay:
SON: #wispers# mama, why is it that "runt" threads are being transferred to the pet section?
MOM: shhhh!!! Sharap there!!! If Seun catch u ehn, na 50years ban be that.

50 years ban? That's life ban nau

ENIGMA24:
Mummy, that lion touched my bum bum again >

Hehehe

wunmi590:
Mummy if you try nonsense, I will cut your ear and give it to CEto0 to eat

Cut your mum's ear? Aint gonna eat it

RickRichards:
Mom, is it true I was adopted?

Mum will be like "yes no"

Ezibless:
The son be like....


''mummy... You see that OP there?
I want to you catch him for me''

Hehehe! But d OP is not a He

Well I could say "you're the best mum, I love you"
Let's have different captions for the photo