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Computers / Re: Hp 250 G5 Notebook @ 55k by CEtoO(f): 10:00pm On Nov 11
Pls reply
Jokes Etc / How Many LGA Do We Have In Bayelsa State? by CEtoO(f): 10:07pm On Aug 31
It's easy right?
Would it be that easy if you're in front of a camera?
Click the video to see funny response


Crime / Re: Shocking! Grandpa Starves Girl To 16.8KG by CEtoO(f): 8:03am On Feb 11, 2018

Put yourself in that teen's position: what would you have done?
Have u considered that she could have been locked up all thru those days or weeks or months or years?
Crime / Re: Shocking! Grandpa Starves Girl To 16.8KG by CEtoO(f): 7:49am On Feb 11, 2018
so you blame the teen again and leave the grandpa? Typical Nigerian!
very typical
Romance / Re: My Husband Wants To Kill Me With Forceful Sex & Beating by CEtoO(f): 7:42am On Feb 11, 2018
Some women are something else.
It takes a man with a pure good heart to resist beating a woman.

But why not annul the union instead of turning her to a punching bag?

Did i hear forceful sex?
Even in marriage?

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Literature / Re: Scarlet: A Short Story On Domestic Violence by CEtoO(f): 7:21am On Feb 11, 2018
Quite a story. It is Christianity that makes divorce a big issue. Every woman or man out there going through pains in marriage, my best advice is to walk out.

Better separated, happy and alive than languishing in pains and trying to save a messed up marriage that could send you to meet your ancestors before your time.

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Forum Games / Re: What's the Craziest Lie You've Ever Told??? by CEtoO(f): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2017
Don't know if its a crazy sha. As a new corps member posted to my ppa, i lied to my principal that i can't go to school because i was purging. In less than 5 minutes, he sent one of the teachers to get me drugs. Hmmmmmm. And d person he sent was like i must take it in his presence cos he heard i hate drugs.

Biko don't ask me if i took it or not, I'm still purging. Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Hits The Pool In Bikini (Photos) by CEtoO(f): 7:22pm On Nov 11, 2017
Even with the banging bikini body, she still hasn't hooked up with a man to take her to the alter

The only thing that body is good for is, pay as you go

Abeg free d woman jhor.
U really think she doesn't have suitors? Even if its till 35 that she sees someone who she thinks she's compactible with, its good news. Its your type that will blast and condemn her if she had married early and gone thru marriage crisis. A happy home is not rated on how early you get married.
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Hits The Pool In Bikini (Photos) by CEtoO(f): 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2017

Point of correction OP.
A woman without a husband can't be sexy.

A husband makes a woman sexy,
Her husband gives her sex.
Without a husband, a sexy woman is slutty.

So next time use the word 'slutty'.

So what's your definition of slutty and sexy?

So a sexy virgin should also be called a slut because she's unmarried?
NYSC / Re: Benue 2017batch A by CEtoO(f): 9:59am On May 18, 2017
Fashion / Re: 4 Inridible Genevieve Nnaji Latest Ankara Fashion Style by CEtoO(f): 6:32pm On Nov 12, 2016
I just love this lady.

Biko, nobi cuccumber love oooo
Politics / Re: Student Surprises Patience Jonathan With An Artwork On Her Birthday (Photo) by CEtoO(f): 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2016
i miss her ah swear, cox of the bomb she realises.
Nobi only realises
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by CEtoO(f): 8:34pm On Oct 26, 2016
man this your moniker is working wonders in your life....kudos to it
Politics / Re: Hillarious Letter Of A Concerned Nigerian To President Buhari On His Health by CEtoO(f): 11:53pm On Jun 06, 2016
When a joke gets too long it will become boring...
Politics / Re: Hillarious Letter Of A Concerned Nigerian To President Buhari On His Health by CEtoO(f): 11:18pm On Jun 06, 2016
Politics / Hillarious Letter Of A Concerned Nigerian To President Buhari On His Health by CEtoO(f): 9:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
Visit To The Villa
Mr President, sir. Good afternoon, sir. Sorry sir, oh. E pele, sir. Doh. Sorry, sir. I'm sorry I came late. I was in church when I got Uncle Lie's text message and I had to rush down. In fact, our service ended abruptly because we didn't have sufficient fuel and we couldn't get anywhere. It's not as if we even had money to buy the fuel sef. But Mr President, how are you feeling now? Sorry, sir. E pele, sir. You will soon be fine, she'ti gbo?
But sir, I don't understand oh. Uncle Lie said you were suffering from Mene Mene disease and that one of your ears was terribly aching. Is that true, sir? When did that one start? Can you hear me, sir? Hello? Okay, sir. But excuse, sir, I know how you got this disease oh. It's the fault of these Nigerians sha. Every time, they will be calling your name. There's no petrol, they will call Buhari. No tomatoes, they will call you. The country is in turmoil, they will call your name. Even the Niger Delta Avengers are busy avenging everywhere, they will still shout Buhari! Sir, why will you not go deaf when they want to blind your ears with complains?
But sir, have you heard that the country is difficult? I could not even pay offering today due to paucity of funds. Everything is just on the high side and they have not paid us since December last year. It's just the grace of God that has been keeping us. As for the Avengers, I heard that Zack Snyder wants to come and collabo with them. Sir, is that not a blessing to our pneumonic entertainment industry?
Sir, am I talking too much? Can you hear me, sir; because Uncle Femi Sina is looking at me out of the corner of his eyes. Sorry, sir. E pele, sorry.
Ehen, as I was saying, sir. You got this disease because of the people of God that you are leading. Don't mind them, oh? God will heal you. But they can complain sha. That reminds me sef. Sir, there's really no petrol oh and the price is even high. It's not as if I'm complaining sha oh, I’m just saying my own.
So sir, how are we going to do it now? Have you taken any drugs? Ah ah? You've not taken drugs bawo? Oh, they want to fly you abroad for treatment? Abroad ke? But Mr President, there are many hospitals in Nigeria na. Can't you just go and get treatment in one the big hospitals here? You don't trust the hospitals? Ah ah, shebi your people said you have disbursed money to revamp the health sector? Oh, you don't trust the doctors? Hehehehehehe. Don't mind them jare. They are just vexing. They have not been paid for months so you just have to pity them. Shebi you kukuma like to say that you feel our pains, so bear with the doctors. And you cannot even go to any University teaching hospital now. What do they have there that could possibly cure you? Sir, shey you can see that nothing is really working? That's why everybody is shouting your name upandan, making you go blind in one ear. Yeye Nigerians, they cannot just adjust; making noise everywhere. Mtsheeew. Sorry, sir. Hope the ear is not disturbing you?
So sir, that means you will still travel out abi? Hmmmmm. Okay oh. After all, not all of us can afford hospitals in Nigeria, not to talk of outside the country. Ordinary agbo we don't even have money to buy. Oya, go well, Mr President. I'm sure Prof can handle things when you're gone. He should be used to it by now. But sir, come back oh. We don't want 2010 to repeat itself oh! Before we will now hear that Prof is the new president.
Sorry sir, ehn? I've been talking too much. Don't mind me jare. Sorry sir. Doh. Let me be on my way now, sir. I will come check on you again before you fly out. Thank you, sir. Sorry, sir. Doh. E pele. You will soon be fine, inu go?
So sir, I’m going oh. I'm going, sir. Sir, I said I'm on my way. Sir…… Okay, sir. I don't have transport back home, sir. Oh. I should follow Aunty Kemi? Thank you very much, sir. Get well soon!
P.S: All sentences, words, clauses and phrases were deliberately used the writer; before una go dey think say I no know book.
I am Immanuel Eromonsele Ujiadughele I, and I wish the president speedy recovery.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/ujiadughelee1/posts/711427168960964
Politics / Re: The Guy Who Posted Rip On Buhari Twitter Feed Charged To Court by CEtoO(f): 8:02pm On May 27, 2016
Smart guy
Jokes Etc / Re: Come O!, Create A Fake Name And Make It Rhyme..let's See Who Wins M Or F by CEtoO(f): 10:11pm On May 06, 2016
Goodness Sola Tope (GST)
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Ketchup Wakes Up After 20 Hours In Coma by CEtoO(f): 11:27am On May 05, 2016
Thank God he's back to life
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by CEtoO(f): 11:13pm On Apr 29, 2016
Must be jovial, honest and caring. 28-38 pls
Romance / Re: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by CEtoO(f): 9:27am On Apr 14, 2016
Loving You- Minnie Ripperton

Somebody i used to know - Gotye ft Kimbra

Fool in love- Rihanna


Culture / Re: Is This Possible? (photo) by CEtoO(f): 8:35pm On Apr 12, 2016
With witchcraft, Yes sad

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Romance / Re: Finally Exposed Mysterious Tree Where Witches And Wizards Meets In Benin by CEtoO(f): 8:29pm On Apr 12, 2016
Anything is possible in Benin
Celebrities / Re: OAP Freeze Questions Jumoke's Rise To Fame In A Thought-provoking IG Post by CEtoO(f): 9:33pm On Feb 27, 2016
I share his thoughts
Phones / Re: See What Airtel Did To Me. by CEtoO(f): 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2016
I use airtel too and its superb.
Just like u said maybe u're truly unfortunate.

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Romance / Re: Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by CEtoO(f): 2:28pm On Feb 26, 2016
Give it time
It will heal
I heard that years back
Maybe the time that's needed haven't been met by me

What I am trying to say is we are diff and heal or forget differently
What works for A might not for B

Some find love much more even after several break ups
Some don't after the first

Life ain't fair
But trust me
You will be fine
Romance / Re: Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by CEtoO(f): 2:26pm On Feb 26, 2016

You are going to be fine, time won't heal it, u just have to realize that life doesn't depend on happiness, though you deserve to be happy. life is about survival not happiness. that flame of love will linger till your end days. You will remember when he wanted you more than anything, u will remember those sweet moments that u shared, the promises, the dreams and all those things that burns the flame of love.
You must remember that u had the best intentions, u wanted to give Ur best and all. it's you who's right has been violated. That doesn't mean that you will not end up with another man, but u can never find what you had with him. I am in same position as u, I know the feeling. take heart.
Thank u
Romance / Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by CEtoO(f): 9:09pm On Feb 25, 2016
I have been trying to get on and move on after my break up with my ex but i can't. Its just not working.
I just can't bring myself into pouring my feelings and love to another man. I read that u truly love once in a life time.
Could this be the reason!
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Governor, Seriake Dickson’s Wife Passes Away - Theimpulseng by CEtoO(f): 8:49pm On Feb 18, 2016
My God!!!

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