Choi...I smell a rat.....money has been embezzledand someone trying to cover up

(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person for
phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long u
slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey
sing "Chop my money" instead of "Mercies of the
Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital for
madness examination.

[i][/i]na wa º°˚˚˚°ººooº°˚˚˚°ººoo º°˚˚˚°ººoo ....na serious dancing

2015 election all the way........#Ishakemyheadfornigerianpolitic s