April fool's thing, abi.

INEC

flejnr2:
Inec have declared mbah

A bit hasty.

Abeg, what is happening?

heniford2:
that cannot make it inconclusive as not all of the local government was canceled some poll unit where BV was not used was canceled. And will be retaken on Wednesday

Seems INEC has continued using the value for Nkanu East.


https://thewhistler.ng/enugu-guber-inec-discards-bvas-declares-pdp-governorship-candidate-winner-of-nkanu-east-lga/

Onyiridike:
Where is Igbo-Eze North and Igbo Eze South?

LP won North and South with a total of 6k votes difference.

crestedaguiyi:
How many left

Enugu East, Enugu North, Nsukka, Udenu

babaolofin:


But it seems some figures being released are different from the ones tabulated in your document.

Yes I know. It's a working document. Notice no entry for Zamfara.

Notwithstanding, please point out errors.

I'm not a supporter of Tinubu but it seems he has won.

Please all LP members should be thankful to Buhari.

His disastrous cash policy and fuel scarcity few days to election won Labour party some vote.

Treadway:
Happy new year.

You have mail!

.

It is bulletproof. Only from the front windshield.

Mrniceguy007:
Please I need someone who understands aliexpress very well to give me more insight about their service. I promise to pay for the person services
Please nairaland mods stop deleting my post. I’ve known nairaland before some of you got employed. Forget about the year that I registered, I been using nairaland since 2011

DM me. I buy regularly from AliExpress. see screenshot.

Passpands:
Hello, sorry for my grammatical errors. I just discovered I have the virus and it’s really taking a toll on me. I’ve started my medications but don’t feel any changes yet. Please if there’s any expert out there or any support group

Well, what was the likely source?

Blessedmercy8:
Someone raised this question in church last week being a family weekend in my denomination.
She asked if it's right for christian couple to do other sex styles apart from the "mummy and daddy " style and there were mixed reactions from the youth and some of our old school parents.

One elderly woman said, there's only one way to the door while some young mothers said if both parties agree then it's fine but I ( representing the youth) was of the opinion that it's a sin. This didn't go down well with some of our middle aged mommies until I backed it up with some points..

One of the mommies was like, since they are now married, they own their bodies and can do whatever they like with it but I countered her by asking if such styles glorify God.

I went on to ask where such styles were copied from... Pornography. This dirty styles were not in existence before now and was not practised by our forefathers; even if it was, it was probably during Sodom and Gomorrah and we all know God's take on their actions. Now bringing to our own time, these styles became popular when pornography took over the internet and most couples practicing it learnt it from pornographic contents ( which is a sin) probably during their worldly days and are now gradually bringing such practice into the church and trying to paint it nice by saying their bodies belong to each other therefore they can do anything.

Pornography where these styles emanated from is a sin and this makes the practice of such styles a sin as it doesn't give glory to God but the devil. As christians, I believe everything should be done in moderation and to the glory of God.

Remember, your body is the temple of the holy spirit. So, do not use worldly practices and fetishes to defile your bodies.

What you guys think?


Modified.

Ok guys, I see everyone trying to justify this act by saying it's not stated anywhere in the bible what styles couples should do but at the same time condeming the act of anal sex. What a double standard.

Now, if we are to go by your submissions, where is it stated in the bible that the VJ is the right entrance and not anal?

Were Adam and Eve taught where to use, going by your argument? No, they chose it themselves. So why kick against anal if I can't kick against different styles?

This shows that we all have a sense of right and wrong and should be able to do the right thing and not try to bend it to favor us when it's not convenient reason some can say anal sex is wrong and different styles is not right. Simple!

Hypocrites. Religion invades our lives in such mundane manner.

Sex with a married partner should not be legislated like with unmarried partners.

Javina:
Only parents with young children should drop accounts, please!

Two boys.

7 years and 3 years old.

Javina:
Growing up, by this time my Parents would have bought us the kids Christmas clothes.

It saddens me that with this bad economy, a lot of children won’t get clothes and gifts or even food this Christmas.

If you are a struggling parent, put down your account number (ONLY IF YOU REALLY NEED IT PLEASE!)

Use your real account for verification. NO SCAMMERS. Don’t deprive those who are really in need.

We, as a family of four, desperately need assistance.

Father
Mother
7 year old son
3 year old son.

Location: Enugu.


We would be grateful immensely.

, GTBank, Chidi.

NGN 1.25 for 190,000KM.
ok. it's all good.

Samsoada:
@chardyni, sorry please the position is Administration Associate (Travel) G6

They will test you on your functional discplince. or something closely related to the position and the test will be in Excel ir Word.

Samsoada:
good afternoon house,please is there anyone with information about wfp aptitude test and what it look like
i have been invite to seat for it by 2pm today....please help
thanks

Depends in the position. What did you apply for?

TimeArena1:
Mechanical Timepieces are Priceless

Patek Mechanical Timepiece.

Price: 40K
DHL delivery is available.


To order, call or Whatsapp
09066291027

Well I'm bushed. Thought that my primary school songs of 31 days in july, august etc mattered.

onlinetrader:
Hi Nairaland Family..

I don't know if I am the only one to have observed this. These days, when you buy items like phone from AliExpress, the tracking moves smoothly until it reads "Received by Local Delivery Company". Sometimes, when it gets to this point, it stays there forever..and if at all it leaves this point and you want to claim it in the local post office, you will be charged heavily by the people in the post office.

Bought so many items like a month ago, out of which was a Poco phone. All other items have been delivered except this phone which I first ordered. This phone got to destination country (NGN) on the 8th of May before other items...but till now, tracking shows it hasn't left the custody of Nigerian customs.

What is the problem exactly? Is it that the phone has been "hijacked" OR the process to clear items like phone is different from wears and other items?

Please help

Don't worry. The delay is due to hiccups in the NIPOST system. Wait at least a week or two.

If your purchase protection preiod expires claim back money.

Samfloxin:
Take a look at the price you wrote again

Pay no attention to the OP. Pricing a car at 5.1million while it is 227k miles.

The car has gone round the earth multiple times.

NNKEGO:



What if one wants to buy a Samsung m11 on aliexpress

Same can be done.

oladosuphemmy:
Good afternoon,

Happy Easter celebration to us all.

My phone was recently stolen and i have only have the above price for a new phone.

I would like to get a phone with

4glte
battery capacity of 4000-5000 mah
2gig or 3 gig ram,

16 gig internal memory.

I am not really a camera freak.

Kindly suggest a phone with the qualities above i can get @ 47k-50k.

With that amount you can buy a shatterproof and waterproof phone easily.

Browse the AliExpress website and search for "rugged smartphones". Different prices will come up. You make your choice.

Only drawback is that it will take about two weeks for you to receive but that depends on the amount you spend on shipping.

This looks like fluid retention. Is he urinating infrequently?
If yes then investigate the bladder and lymph node drainage.

Downloaded and listened to the music.

Honsetly, to be patriotic, I would say keep moving.

However, the song doesn't have catchy lyrics or tunes. it's good you made it a free download.