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To me, that's a fair bargain.

36 million naira for 8k units of it.

That's 4,500 each.

That's a steal.

LG G7 ThinQ
SD 845
Sweeet boombox speaker
Sweet build

55K from a Nairalander Bobo65

I'll take us back in time to when we never knew each other.

paradiseVirgin:
Aro mate!

iyo, ndoho mate mfo.

HarlequinLekex:
meaning of IMP?

Iceland Marine Patrol

[quote author=chariis.GRACE post=116702660]

I was in my Year II in Building Department, back then at Government Crafts Development Centre, Port Harcourt.

People who know the school will understand what I mean if I say the school housed cultists back then.

This particular day, we were in our building department workshop with dusty floor, taking lessons from our teacher. The man was teaching, but there was this particular guy (I'll call him John) that was busy with his Nokia Asha 302 - of course, the phones was siezed.

School closes by 2pm, the time was almost 2pm. John walked up to the teacher who was preparing to close for the day to ask for his phone, our teacher shouted at John to leave his presence.

John begged with a cool temperament, teacher was forming Van Damme. To make matters worst, the teacher sunk the phone into this pocket. John targeted him, before we could say Tinubu, John hand don enter sir pocket o.

John and our teacher started struggling. Before you know, tiaaaaaaaahhh!! Sir trouser don tear .

John grabbed his phone, off he went. TREKKED towards the school fence, scaled over it, crossed Aba road, and disappeared into Ogumnuabali.

Now, you would be wondering why we didn't stop John. John was an IMP.[/quote]After John disappeared, the teacher turned to us with his torn trousers. The tear was so bad - from his pocket down to his ankle he started ranting, blaming us for his ugly ordeal. He was very angry that he started stammering.

He left us and left for the workshop door, out he was. He locked us inside. He later came back with one Sir Ken that didn't care to listen to our own part of the story. all the teachers were blaming us, even after we told them that the guy was a cultist.

Sir Ken came in, ordered us to lie down on the dusty ground. In his hand was a cable (that type that is used to tap electricity from an electric pole to a building.)

When he landed one on the first person, I heard kpoom!! Omo, I started shaking, trembling with fear. Every 'kpoom' comes with a 'aarrrhh' response from the receiver and a brief dance trying to pacify the pain. Some cried it out

When it got to my turn - kpooom!... aaarrhhh!!!

Closing time us 2pm, but we left school that day at past 4pm. I got home, my white underwear was stained with blood, swollen back and a peeled skin.

I have so many experiences from that school, but na this one pain me pass.

logicDcoder Nwunyeodogwu

I was in my Year II in Building Department, back then at Government Crafts Development Centre, Port Harcourt.

People who know the school will understand what I mean if I say the school housed cultists back then.

This particular day, we were in our building department workshop with dusty floor, taking lessons from our teacher. The man was teaching, but there was this particular guy (I'll call him John) that was busy with his Nokia Asha 302 - of course, the phones was siezed.

School closes by 2pm, the time was almost 2pm. John walked up to the teacher who was preparing to close for the day to ask for his phone, our teacher shouted at John to leave his presence.

John begged with a cool temperament, teacher was forming Van Damme. To make matters worst, the teacher sunk the phone into this pocket. John targeted him, before we could say Tinubu, John hand don enter sir pocket o.

John and our teacher started struggling. Before you know, tiaaaaaaaahhh!! Sir trouser don tear .

John grabbed his phone, off he went. TREKKED towards the school fence, scaled over it, crossed Aba road, and disappeared into Ogumnuabali.

Now, you would be wondering why we didn't stop John. John was an IMP.

Jobs for everybody (menial and white collar):

Lagos, PH others.


Government work that you will never get:

Abuja and others.


No jobs at all:

Akwa Ibom (That's why the young men there are so many in the Nigerian military)

I like Figma's cloud based system.

Adobe should not make this thing offline, please.

Imagine after wireframes, Prototypes and mockups of a responsive website, then comes the Blue Screen of Death and the system crashes.

kuku kee me na

ArchiLimited:

The OP is a shameless marketer.
Jeeez!!!

shezy14:
only ignorant people will choose the Samsung

Brand layalists

ClassicMan202:
Samsung anytime, any day.... Twice on broke days

How is the Samsung better than the Infinix, oga?

In fact, it is an insult to compare the Infinix with a Galaxy A13.

Apple, knowing that their gullible fans will scramble to own the 'newest' iPhone, now do nothing in their drawing board save for a new chip.

Apple's AOD which doesn't really serve the true purpose of a
AOD (more like a screen saver), and their banana island have already existed on Android.

Bottom line: Apple is clueless.

Scottz:
I de beg 1k since last night I no see hunger de make me do crazy things

Guy, me sef broke pass you.

Scottz:
bro can I send a dm

for?

That time in your life when you'll cut/trim things to fit in or out, be careful.

A mistake may stamp a scar you'll never forget. It may make you live in regret.

When that time comes...

Be careful. Stay focused.

I read the heading like "What is the full meaning of By The Way.

What's the title of this thread, please?

sunshineV:
Iphone shows battery percentage, can your Android do that??

Android phones do not even indicate when the phone is charging sef.

The security guard did the right thing.

Dude heard the ridiculous amount of money that was paid for a painting without eyes.

iamprofessork:
Licence and registration please

Baba, you bad.

KingAzubuike:
Oga forget all these dxo and utuntu nonsense. All na marketing.

Which one we go follow?

STEP OUT
It is a new month.

Shot on mobile, Edited on Lightroom and Airbrush.

The T
Redmi is the better device.

That is the only way god can make Buhari leave the seat of power of this nation - speed up time make the werey time complete.

Relationship, in its entirety is a major scam in this present Nigeria.
Chris Brown saw this present Nigeria when he made These ho*s ain't loyal. They don't love anymore like they used to do.

Buhari's economic effect killed Late Mr. Love Nwantiti in 2019.

A Nigerian man, after working his ass out, would turn his eyes towards a Nigerian girl that will love, care and comfort him, but the girls have their own mission - personal gain.

No Nigerian girl loves you.