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Kondomatic:
Whats your plan now?

[color=deeppink]Still thinking.....can't get over the shock [/color]

[color=deeppink]Lol @ dating yourself

So I've been dating myself all this while [/color]

[color=deeppink]4[/color]

divinehand2003:
1 because he sat down like a zombie doing nothing

[color=deeppink]Aswear [/color]

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Someone is without legs here [/color]

[color=deeppink]Lol ...
That number 6 though [/color]

bqlekan:
who is talking about JJ here.. JT for John Thomas..


Stop derailing!

[color=deeppink]Oh John Thomas....thought you don't know him


I'm not na.....ok, lemme stop [/color]

[color=deeppink]Italian indeed [/color]

SalomonKane:
It's hard to take a recess when a beautiful woman with the spirit of Athena and the fierce figure of Aphrodite occupy ones thought.

A man can change his ways, habits and character, but a man can't change his heart and mind, especially when it involves a moon that shrines like the Sun and touches every thing with smooth, soft velvet caress.

The year has started, my desire for you still lingers... and whispers, hear it and shine for me.

[color=deeppink]awwww another heart wrenching piece......and I can't seem to find my heart .....where's it? [/color]

bqlekan:
You want to show me?

No thanks! I heard JT is dangerous.. And I don't think you have him there..


You better not derail this thread

[color=deeppink]JJ you mean? ..lol....don't be scared, he has repented .......
And you just derailed this beautiful thread with a beautiful name [/color]

bqlekan:
What is sp*m and who is John Thomas? Is he the one responsible for recession?

[color=deeppink]Don't know who or what they are but I can show you.



Come closer [/color]

bqlekan:
1,2,3 already have their names nah fourth is under consideration

[color=deeppink]Good job.....more spe*m to your John Thomas [/color]

bqlekan:
Hahahaha... I'm naming my 4th child something similar

[color=deeppink]*rolls eyes*[/color]

SalomonKane:
Oh you do think of me, how lovely.

What kept me away? Hmmm, let's see. Perhaps the thought of listening to lullaby fly by and muse sweet song into my sub-conscious, thus making me imagine the very curvaceous figure of you.

So in essence, I was never away. You're always in my conscious and sub conscious mind.

[color=deeppink]I just know how to bring you on ....you doing what you know how to do best....and I was hoping for a changed Joe ...take a recess, the year just started [/color]

[color=deeppink]The world is evolving .....no biggie [/color]

SalomonKane:
The ever elusive charijee. The year just started, still want to engage in last year's evasive tactics?

Happy New Year.

[color=deeppink]Look who we have here.....thoughts of you flashed my mind not quite long ....what kept you away?

Happy new year to you too, the last samurai

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[color=deeppink]He needs to be interviewed to find out reasons behind that name

Lol....."Doesn't matter"
Nothing mega [/color]

Smellymouth:
Clearer picx? On nairaland? Mbanu...

I didn't take it off again. I just woke up..

Happy new year charijee.. Wishing you all the best in 2017..

[color=deeppink]So you canor grant me this small favour......


Lol..... you changed your mind?

Happy New Year Alaga, may you excel above your equals this year [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
The only thing that'll make me upload my ugly face here is if you show your beautiful face with that lovely gap tooth of yours

[color=deeppink]See whining .....upload your pic jor [/color]

Smellymouth:
Lol.. That's me oo..

I noticed that my beard looked rather scruffy. I started out by just giving myself my regular trim, but it still looked kinda coarse, so I thought, well, maybe it's time for a change.

Tonight, I am gonna shave off my beard and moustache!!!

[color=deeppink]Lol.....you even look shy with it.....lemme see a clearer pic of you and be the judge ....you just might not be taking it off tonight [/color]

Smellymouth:
That's my alternate sobriquet..

[color=deeppink]Hehehe.....have you joined the beard gang?
..
Don't wanna believe that is you [/color]

[color=deeppink]JeffreyJamez .....where's yours na [/color]

prettythicksme:
ok,u no fine reach me.Anyway just take this one inside shoprite.Enjoy

[color=deeppink]Why you too yeye na [/color]

CFCman:
Why won't they be comfy when they've each received N100k or N200k.
I wonder if he pays the ones with the biggest asses N200k

[color=deeppink]Lol

It could be......the bigger the asss, the bigger the pay [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Me?!...Pay money to watch porn?!....Even if na curse,o baby kolewerk!

[color=deeppink]Lol....how you come take know? [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
That's tblack hoc,he dey shah all those girls upload for hin porn site,and people pay to watch,and he pays the girls lol

[color=deeppink]You mean live tupraka? ....very serious than I thought

E be like you follow dey patronise the guy? [/color]

[color=deeppink]Very serious something

The ladies all seem comfortable with the shots....[/color]

[color=deeppink]Such a thread! [/color]