₦airaland Forum

SalomonKane:
Oh I want you to be you. I hate pretence and pretenders. Believe me, if I wanna please you, you'd know for sure.

[color=#CD1076]Being me has got nothing to do with pretence.....it's just me keeping a low profile .


Something tells me you and lezznjr are one and the same person [/color]

SalomonKane:
I see you're in the mood today. Woke up on the right side of your bed this morning?

[color=#CD1076]You make me laugh

You're trying so hard to tease me today

Might go back to being me [/color]

SalomonKane:
You're still a tease, hope you know this?

[color=#CD1076]Nope, I don't .....do tell me [/color]

SalomonKane:
I'm afraid it might. Once my curiosity is awaken, it refuses to go back to sleep till its sated.

All the more reason why I wouldn't want to ask questions here, cos you and I both know we have some reprehensible vermin here.

Good morning.

[color=#CD1076]Lol
Glad you know [/color]

SalomonKane:
Well, it's more like a get to know you better session. And it usually comes with questions and answers.

[color=#CD1076]Just hope it doesn't get too personal


Good morning [/color]

[color=#CD1076]That's some bombshell


Just knew I would see the president of the vaseline crew here [/color]

SalomonKane:
Oh really. Was thinking you were South African. Lol.

Where from Nigeria are you, South East?

[color=#CD1076]You're kidding .....whatever gave you that thought


South South


Erm this isn't a question and answer session, right? [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Awww May God return her safely to her family [/color]

SalomonKane:
You left me hanging, remember? I'm curious about your nationality. and a whole lot more...

[color=#CD1076]Nationality? ....I'm a Nigerian like you [/color]

Twaci:
1 attachment for N1200

Who no go complain?

That girl sef no well. If I want a long hair, it should stop at my waist, once it's past that, na waste of time. I can't even sit for that long

[color=#CD1076]My dear ....I've been on weavons for some time now cos I'm trying to grow my front hair....friends told me of the latest price of attachments and I was like wtf! .....plus the reduction in size


That girl no belong to this world [/color]

SalomonKane:
Seriously? Now I find that hard to believe. Considering the fact that you've been[b]elusive[/b], I'm not convince in the least bit.

[color=#CD1076]You don't say ....in what way have I not availed you the opportunity to simply understand me? .....


Be convinced from now on [/color]

SalomonKane:
Nope. I wouldn't mistake the freshly charijee for someone else. Not now, not ever.

Beside, you sound like someone who is self sufficient. An independent woman.

[color=#CD1076]Lol


Really? ...Well, I'm one struggling so hard to meet up with life [/color]

SalomonKane:
Aren't you a big gurl. Come on, stop complaining.

Man up and live it up. Or should I say, woman up and live it up. LOL.

[color=#CD1076]Don't mistake me for someone else.....I'm no where near a big girl please.....
You expect me to be suffering and smiling ba [/color]

SalomonKane:
Sounds like someone is complaining.

[color=#CD1076]Yes o, I am.....let those in power give ear to my complaints [/color]

[color=#CD1076]The hair is even taller than her


I strongly doubt if this hair was made in this recession.......seeing how the prices of attachments have doubled [/color]

JigsawKillah:
look who's here! did you miss your route? haven't stumbled upon your posts in eons!

[color=#CD1076]It means you pay less attention to your "following"

Missed the good, old and jovial days.....
Your flows are top notch
How have you been, Jigs? [/color]

JigsawKillah:
The Queen Lady
The goddess amongst mortals
Beautiful than the faeries of Sidhe
With the aura of White Court Maidens
Happy Birthday to you, Love
You who stunned Nairaland
Made Seun want to believe in God
With a skin that rivals rays of diamonds
Happy Birthday to you, Angel
Stars plagued with envy
How could you steal the night?
The Sun is laden with sadness
No one ever radiated more days
Beauty is you
Happy Birthday, Sweetheart

[color=#CD1076]Jigs himself! [/color]

lanicky:
Anything for you sis...

BTW, here's my birthday pics *covers face

[color=#CD1076]Wow! African diva

You look good [/color]

lanicky:
Thanks a lot big sis.
*kisses*

[color=#CD1076]More kisses

Suya and fayrouz will do for me [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Beautiful as ever [/color]

barackodam:
That cake though

[color=#CD1076]Barack, what? [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Yay!
Special birthday shout out to my little cherished princess Today is yours.....a day set aside to celebrate you
Even the birds are up singing you sweet melodies
Wish you the sweetest and the brightest things of life
Shine on girl
Have a rocking day

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JeffreyJamez:



Charijee love... Hafa!!

[color=#CD1076]Your jazz don favour you ba [/color]

JeffreyJamez:

[color=#CD1076]Take hanky [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Na my ticket concern me right now

[color=#CD1076]You're on a long thing [/color]

[color=#CD1076]JeffreyJamez, last time I checked you ain't a man utd fan neither are you an arsenal fan..........so why the noise?


Oh I gerrit, you're here for our boys [/color]

Laveda:
I dey, you took the words outta my mouth finger.

Can't come and be swallowing cum!

[color=#CD1076]He'll love you forever.......you and only you [/color]

Twaci:
Carry your feelings dey go

I no dey

Twaci:
I heard it makes one fat

What's your take on that?

[color=#CD1076] You mean orally?.......hehehe.....why do I have the feelings someone wants to try it [/color]

Laveda:

[color=#CD1076]Bae, how far na [/color]

Twaci:
Fück!

You got me!

[color=#CD1076]
That's the right and universally accepted passage
.........taking it through any other means is a complete mess [/color]