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THE ACTION OF TODAY:
England - Premier League (ENG) –Regular Season

Full time:Burnley 0 - 0 Manchester United
Full time:Man City 0 - 1 Stoke City
Full time:Newcastle United 3 - 3 Crystal Palace
Full time:QPR 1 - 0 Sunderland
Full time:Swansea City 3 - 0 West Brom
Full time:West Ham United 1 - 3 Southampton
Full time:Everton 3 - 6 Chelsea

THE ACTION OF TODAY:
England - Premier League (ENG) –Regular Season

Full time:Burnley 0 - 0 Manchester United
Full time:Man City 0 - 1 Stoke City
Full time:Newcastle United 3 - 3 Crystal Palace
Full time:QPR 1 - 0 Sunderland
Full time:Swansea City 3 - 0 West Brom
Full time:West Ham United 1 - 3 Southampton
Full time:Everton 3 - 6 Chelsea

Doctor21: yes

wow!!! Congrate...... What's ur aggr and what course?

Wow!!! That's wonderful.... I and my pple will get our own very soon becus we hav done our own since February with no charge..... At NIMC office PRODA Junction Enugu!!! I can't wait to start using my own oooh!!! For those that never do they own, is still ON!!!

Happy bday.... Our able goal keeper..... Many more years to you... I pray that no injury will see u throughout ur saving carrier..... Amen oooh!!!

Doctor21: bro i'm kul. Hw av u bn doin?

Am doing gud.... Hav u been admitted?

Doctor21: lol. Charles, remembr me frm d screnin venue? D guy dat laurel introduced 2 u as Erasmus.

OMG!!!!! Hw far bros... I even have u on Facebook........ I wil nt use hot again becus u re my gud frnd

finestkester1: Good morning y'all

Good mornin..... Hw was ur nite?

Doctor21: non try am o. U won disturb me frm dis my swt drm

so u leta go back to sleep again? Ur own supos to be Hot water and salt oo

Good morning Great uniben..... I hope u all a nice and lovly dream..... Let me use very cold water to wake you pple up...

Neldrizzy: pray earnestly without season!! Ur admission is sure!!!!! i was given SOCIOLOGY/ANTHROPOLOGY

Tnks Bro.... Jst continue remembering me in prayer

Neldrizzy: yes O̲̣̣̥ººo̲̣̥! i av been admitted...... Congratulations in advance urs will surely come!!!

wow!!! Congrate bro... Am soo!!! Happy for u ooh!! Jst keep praying for me bro........... what course were u given?

PrincesAsinya: Hi guys..just checked my admission status..was given dentistry and dental surgery..with putme agg of 54..my problem is uniben's official admission list isn't out yet..should I rejoice over this jamb list or chill for uniben to release their list?..someone please reply..thanks.

What's ur state of origin? Becus am from Enugu state bt No admission yet

Neldrizzy: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh paddy mi,, all the way from myschool,you are welcome on board...

Thnk you very much oooh!!! Hw far abt ur own admission? Hope u don get am?

chimhigher: ; ;dz 1 way u dey talk lyk dz,I knw say dem dan "DASH" u admission

Dash ke? My own still da show no admission yet oooh!! I don't knw what's wrong at all.

Hello to all Uniben aspirants.... I hope am welcome in this Thread.... Many of frnds is here oooh!! Neldrizzy hw far nah

Nnamdi Azikiwe University,UNIZIK admission list(1st batch/merit) for the 2014/2015 academic session is out.

Following the release of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, UNIZIK post UTME screening exercise results, the management of the institution has released the merit admission list for the 2014/2015 academic session.
Candidates that participated in UNIZIK post UTME screening exercise can now check their admission status online.

How to Check UNIZIK Admission List (1st Batch)

a. Go to UNIZIK admission status checking portal at http://my.unizik.edu.ng /admissions/add_m_ur_ind.php

b. Enter your JAMB registration in the required space

c. Finally, click on Next to access your UNIZIK admission status.

NL Team congratulates all the candidates that made it to UNIZIK 1st batch admission list.

A MAN WEIGHS 100KG AND THE WIFE 100KG AS WELL. THEY HAVE A SET OF TWINS AND EACH WEIGHS 50KG. THEY WANT TO CROSS TO THE NEXT VILLAGE WITH A BOAT THAT WEIGHS 100KG(NOTE:THE BOAT CAN'T CARRY MORE THAN 100 KG AND NO SAILOR PLS. JUST THE FOUR OF THEM) HOW WILL THEY CROSS.
LETS GO THERE!

Remember no sailor!

Am jumpin up,singing,shouting and dancing ***skelewu skelewu skele le le skelewu*** Am drinking Orobo.... I hav changed my dancing step!!! Oya Doro bucci eheeee Doro bucci ooohoooo!!! Doro meeeeeee!!! Doro uuuuuuuuu!! U can sing d rest....... ONE LOVE NIGERIA

Thank God!!! At last the will show us mercy.... Africa will live long and see great thing

lolz.......... Around 3.30am,As i was jst sleepin, my sister sent me a msg sayin dat i shuld use hot water with salt to take bath bfor goin out, i jst continue my sleepin. But som1 contiunosly knockin at my door .i.e around 3.55am,wen i open my door the person say that i should go out immediatly and take my bath with cold water and salt, That i should also do d same to junior ones. I later com outside and see that almost everybdy is seriously taking dey bath even children...... I stil need to sleep... The worst is that they said it has enter Enugu state........ What a Nigeria?......... EBOLA WHY?...... Please who might compose that news to scare many pple, some people will even die bfor d virus.

lolz.......... Around 3.30am,As i was jst sleepin, my sister sent me a msg sayin dat i shuld use hot water with salt to take bath bfor goin out, i jst continue my sleepin. But som1 contiunosly knockin at my door .i.e around 3.55am,wen i open my door the person say that i should go out immediatly and take my bath with cold water and salt, That i should also do d same to junior ones. I later com outside and see that almost everybdy is seriously taking dey bath even children...... I stil need to sleep... The worst is that they said it has enter Enugu state........ What a Nigeria?......... EBOLA WHY?...... Please who might compose that news to scare many pple, some people will even die bfor d virus.

7hrs sleep is ok for me cus i used to wake up 5.00am or 5.30 bt i don't like missin my afternoon sleep or else am nt at home.

JUST FOR FUN:
AIDS: Bros na wah for you oo, u just come everybody dey fear you like death, wia u get ur own from.

EBOLA: Hahaha, I been tell u that tym naa, say make u wait ,make u neva commot, u no gree, u rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy u... But see me now, the patient dog, eats the fatest bone.

AIDS: na wa oo, everybody dey fear oo, no body dey near person wey u catch oo, but me, if i catch someone, no one go send, people go dey even chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am
sef, without issue.

EBOLA: Bros i ready come.. I dey pursue somebody sef even if my victim don die...u no fit carry person wey I kill from state to state like dat oo.

AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear u oo, if dem carry ur victim come hospital, d hospital don close be that, bt me, everybody go dey go normally like say i no dey dia sef.

EBOLA: Bros, no be me do u ooo, na only u waka come naaa.

AIDS: ur case tire me ooo, I wan be like u oo, u just make me look like kindergarten. Even me dey fear u cos u fit catch me sef........but know sey, all these virus wey u dey share, remember that 'dia is God oooo'.

EBOLA: hahaha... Park well jor. Ur time don pass. Na my time to shine be dis.

AIDS: hmm for ur mind u wan replace me as no1 killer disease abi. see mak i remind u,remember ur brothers sars, lasser fever, spanish flu, bird flu, swine flu, rat flu nd all d flus. Dem all think say dey go fit replace me. Dem all begin wit initial gra gra, me jus park one side dey watch. Today all of dem don disappear, me stil dey
kampe. Anyway, enjoy ur moment, e no go last. U go soon fade.

Nawa oooh!!! Nigeria?
This Ebola Virus Craze Is Causing Some people just love making money, no matter the condition.
Which one is Ebola Cleansing Hand Gel Again?

So for ur mind, u want me to read all that ur story? Pls no tym.. Wel.............

herbyb: Nice try, you need strengthen your imagination to improve. All the best.

Thanks Bro..... Am jst tryin all my best.

This is also my hand work with computer...

You know when we Christian celebrate Christmas we use Knockout to celebrate it ...... So muslem Use Bomb to Celebrate Eld-Fi-Tri...... Thats the theological part of it..

Oh!!! I don't like remembering when my MONKEY died..... I call him RAKIY..... I don't know that the monkey was not feeling well in other to give him medicine...... After playing with him, people used to come to our place to play with him, they even bought soft drinks, biscuit for him....

So one morning, I saw him dead... I was like.... I cried upto a week but later got another monkey which also died, i also got 2 monkeys but they all died...so i stopped it... But am with my DOG now

Ututu oma.... Good mornin..... Am in Benin and i don't knw hw to say good mornin in dey language..... Funny

Is good oooh but not more than Enugu State....... Someone should come to that Airport flyover to see for himself.