nzeobi:
All this ones na home service when he is in the country for holidays

LMS1:
i Dont Like This News But All I Can Say Is:
Moral! Moral!! Moral!! Moral!!!

AirBay:
I need a web developer, someone that understands what he/she is doing.

Please if you are not an expert, do not bother to contact me. I have discussed with some so called web developers here and I realized they dont know sh*t

I have the sample of the type of website I want to make. The sample website is an Adult website, so if you don't want to see butts and bre**st on display, don't message me

Tg on signature

Meedon:


Then, that is what it is...

Aufbauh:
Says confused IPOB senator

Gistusmore:
i'm looking for the below developer:

1: Add the weight of the goods derived from a website

2: Fix the add to cart ajax call

3: fix the wish ajax call and page

4: add a page for all cart list

5: the checkout should be merge with my already payment page

6: User should see their balance (payment balance and history)

7: admin can see the list of paid orders and unpaid orders

8: Edit the domestic shipping fee to correspond with the external website own base on location.

9: Admin can send message to specific userid base on category of the message.




NB: please you must reside in Lagos.

Meedon:
Kid

This


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Funny

Starz825:
Mermaids dey bro....
Just want to share my Little knowledge about this creatures ....
When I was serving in a school in osun...one of the school teachers who I shared staff room with told me about her dad's experience with mermaids when he was younger....
She said...her dad according to him was very brilliant in school very brilliant in his primary school days and this height attracted jealousies from his friends(both male and female)...
So they (his friends) agreed to get at him because they felt he was getting all the attention in school...so they agreed they were going to push him down the river on their way home knowing fully well he didn't know how to swim...
they already planned and now it's time to do the do....they got to the river....they hurriedly carried him...he started begging them not to put him in the river that he can't swim and they know it (crying out loud) ..they cared less and put him in anyway even the deepest part far away from land, so he said while he was struggling for breath...he could hear one of his friends telling his other friends that he wasn't in support of the evil act that they should hurry back to the river to save his life... because he was already drowning....but they shunned him and said let him die ...he got all the attentions so let him go away (primary school children ooo )...the other boy who wanted him saved started crying while walking home helplessly.....
Now at this point, the young boy already drown...and the next thing he said he saw under the waters was a beautiful compound like that of a palace...big Mansions and all..very very beautiful sights according to him...then he was terrified so before he could make a move...he had a woman's voice saying " son of man welcome, yes we saw what your fellow man did to you up there, yea thats the evil world you live in, humans are filled with envy and wickedness. This was the voice of the queen well sitted on a throne then she introduced him to her wards and maids around and they sang and danced...then he said he could recall the mermaid queen instructed one of her maids to bring him food and when he was about to eat...she beckoned to him not to eat...that she would have loved him to stay around forever meaning if he had eaten that food he would have been part of them, but she changed her mind and she decided to release him and let him go...so she instructed a maid to see him off to the top of the waters...and that was how he survived and came back to life.

Mermaids dey ooo....

I Even met one that converted to a Christian, told a group of us how rich she was back in the water kingdom and how a lot of popular pastors comes to them for powers and fame and how Her assignment was all about putting already rich but covetous(wanting more money) church men into financial bondage...

They really do exit!!

DaraDesign:
Wow!

captianfreeman:

How ?

jonaifame22:
Good day ladies and gentlemen, I have not come to bore you wth my tale or write up, buh rather to come and testify of the good works I'm doing wth me beloved,and satisfying cassava.


Now dis is the second time that I'm feedn this lovely damsel wth my cassava,I never wanted to open a thread abt it cos the first time I fed her my cassava, the thing jus happened and it's wasn't planned,



A lot of erotic talk has been flooded in2 her brain by my humble self cos I have to fight for my own future wth her cos all dis gals if u dnt make her understand ur intention frm the on-set, u might jus end up being relegated to the friendzone and u won't move to the next stage, if u dnt understand ask those who have stayed home for many years cos they failed jamb or post ume and their chosen university will not cast a second glance at them to admit them in hence they remain on one spot for long being frustrated and lashn out at the slightest provocation


The first time I fed this dear lady my cassava was two days ago and before then I had a dream that I fed her wth my cassava and when I woke up, my boxers was wet and I knew it's high time I fulfilles the purpose to which I came close to her, so as usual we were together in her house and we were chattn and seeing a movie cos her aunty wasn't around, so it was jus the two of us and she wore something very light and I cld see through her clothing at her bare body like my eyes is an xray machine.


We watched the film buh my mind wasn't there, my intention was that I should mobilise her so that we can go to my place which is my comfort zone buh along the line it had to happen there, now being that we do kiss before, it wasn't strange when I made the move to kiss her. How did it happen.


She offered me food buh I wasn't hungry of food rather I was hungry of her, I wanted her infact as we were there my my mind was playing sinach's song " I want more of you" dis time it wasn't directn it towards the lord buh rather to dis beautiful soft skinned damsel.so she noticed a pimple on my face and she proceeded to help me press it.even though I dnt like pimples growing on my face let alone allowing some one press it, I had to let her press it


She sat on one of my legs while she pressed the the pimples maybe it was cos she sat on my legs that made it not pain me when she was pressing it, I can't say, buh I know that I didn't feel pains,as she pressed it, my hand curled round her waist like a deadly anaconda, while my other hand found it's resting place on her soft and fresh laps jus like the RMS titanic ship is finally restn at the bottom of the north alalntic ocean after it sank frm the world above on that cold morning of april 14,1912 at exactly 2:20 am,immediately my cassava which was tender and unripe before became fully ripe has it doubled in size, strenght,thickness, agility, durability and what have you.


And before u know, I received a whooping 400mb free data of konji frm my konji network provider which happens to be the spirit of lust,right there it seemed to me that the opportunity has finally presented iteslf, so many thoughts ran through my mind like athletes on a track event at an olympic game.

She cld see it In my eyes that I am in the mood to ravish her and she noticed my dick erec'tion cos it was very strong and I cld feel it wth my laps through the left leg of my pencil trouser, chai dat ere'ction even bafffled me, I'm very sure that if there is a machine that cld tap penile erection energy and convert it to electricity, the energy that will be tapped frm that erection of that day will be enough to power lagos state as a whole and a little part of ogun state for one week uninterrupted.



I made up my mind that nothing will stop me frm fvckn her that day,then I started to rub her laps wth my hand while I pecked her beautiful face and she hit my hand and said ''common stop jor u dis naughty boy" instead of that discouraging me, it didn't,rather I persisted and rubbed her thighs slowly dis time and before long we started kissing and breathing heavily.

Then I stood up wth her still on my body and I placed her on the cushion chair and I peeled her dress frm her body like she's an orange fruit and I settled on her breasts like flies on feaces and I sucked her soft breasts as if it is sugar coated while she wrapped her hand around my neck and then I raised her both breast and licked and sucked the underneath wth my tongue and I slid my tongue down to her belly and abdomen not forgetting her navel too as I rolled my tongue on her navel while my hands journeyed through her body like the children of israel journeyed through the wilderness to get to the promised land.


Wow my konji-o-meter showed the gauge that I have reached my fullest limits of konji, infact I cld hear my sperm inside my scrotum making restless noise like bar beach water cos they needed to be spilled. And then I took her hands and brought out my dick frm my boxers and then I placed my dick in her hands like a born again will place his destiny in the lords hands or even like an athlete will place the baton to his partner in a hot marathon race.


And then I pulled her pants and I told her I wanna suck her pvssy she was uncomfortable wth the idea cos she ssid she jus finished her period two days before that day, buh I didn't mind so I tried to let her know that I'm comfortable and she should relax and which she later did and I sucked her pvssy and played wth clitor'is wth my tongue. And she was sweatn on her forehead.

When I was done suckn her pvssy, I saw her pvssy clearly it was very beautiful and I made up my mind that no matter what I must fvck her and even if rapture takes place and the lord chooses to have mercy on me his faithful servant, once I notice that I'm flaoting in the air to meet the lord in rapture,if I have not yet fvcked her even one round, I will hold anything at all that will make me not float to the sky it cld be a chair, the door or anything that can prevent me frm goin up in the sky until I fvck her before I will let go of anything I'm holdn then float up to meet the lord and I don't mind if I am the last person to enter the gate of heaven before they lock the gate cos her pvssy is so beautiful


So I spread her legs like a bedsheet and wore my condom and then I slid my cassava in2 her as she begged me to put it gently cos she feels it might pain her, as I fired her wth my dick she made sounds like hmmmmmnnnnn, assssshhhhhsssss, hnnnnnnnnn, uuuuuuhhhhnnnnn, as I heard those sounds my dick was building up to spill sper'm like a volcano abt to spill lava and before long I exploded in2 her and we kissed and I went home before her aunty will return, I fed her again today and it was awesome, I love her and I think I will marry her

Racoon:
It just shows immaturity on the side of the intending couples.Marriage goes beyond rocking matching outfits as many who did so thinking it will foster unity were terribly disappointed.

Shuzzi:
Hmmm this is serious
Nothing should happen to Mbaka ooo

ShadowCracker:

Shut up your dirty mouth, psycho.

Everybody is patric Enyum to you shaybe .

ShadowCracker:

Shut up your dirty mouth and get medical help, you are sick.

ShadowCracker:
Psycho Charles Ichulo on the loose .