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babadem2much:
we get there types here if na lie ask GEJ

GEJ didn't play football o, he was only dancing when people are dying.
E different na, abi?

What a miserable man. Burundi president, Pierre Nkurunziza appears not to be bordered with the ongoing civil unrest, destruction and deaths happening in his country over his third term bid. He was photographed playing football with his close associates yesterday May 20th.
Irresponsibility of the highest order, only in Africa sha.

That's strange though.

Morning to you all fellas, found this somewhere and thought it's worth sharing. Pls read below.

Each day with our increasing energy needs and power demands, scientists are finding new ways to harness energy from our surroundings. In an addition to the same, the scientists in South Korea have developed a new way to store energy that aims at dealing with the current problem of energy crisis. In the past researchers have developed promising ways like StoreDot, but used cigarette butts for energy is a surprise in its own.
The used cigarette butts are an environmental concern because their safe disposal is always a problem. They could be collected and used to produce energy components of high efficiency. Professor Jongheop Yi from Seol National University says that this conversion process consists of a simple step called pyrolysis.
The converted high performing material could be integrated into computers, electronic devices and more. According to the study, this material is superior than carbon nanotubes, graphene and carbon. Professor Yi says: “Our study has shown that used cigarette filters can be transformed into a high-performing carbon-based material using a simple one step process, which simultaneously offers a green solution for meeting the energy demands of society.”

The researchers have demonstrated that a material named cellulose acetate fibres found in cigarette filters could be converted using pyrolysis process and the resultant material contains multiple small pores and it increases its performance making it act like a supercapacitive material. A high performing supercapacitive material has a large surface area and this need is fulfilled by these pores.
After the conversion, this carbon-based material was connected to an ordinary electrode and coupled with a three-electrode system. It was observed that this new material could store more electrical energy due to its high capacity to absorb electrolyte ions during the charging and then release them during the discharging process.
The disposal of cigarette butts is a well-recognized environmental problem and different countries are looking for a way to dispose them and their decomposition. This idea of getting a carbon-based material that could power our computers is definitely a revolutionary one.

Hello nairalanders , pls I need your advice on replacing my Hp 625 amd pc battery. Should i go for a new one or the fairly used ones

How do recognize the original and what is the cost for both ( new and the fairly used)
Please, any useful advice will be appreciated, thanks in advance.

Mtchew, e concern me? People wey no trek for here self dey change pass that one.

One day,one rich man walked into a bar.
As soon as he entered, he noticed a man called lazarus sitting in the corner.
So the rich man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted,
"Barman! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that man (lazarus).
So the barman collected the money from the rich man and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except lazarus.
However, instead of becoming upset, lazarus simply looked up at the rich man and shouted,
"Thank you Sir!"
That infuriated the rich man.
So once again, the rich man took out his wallet and shouted,
"Barman! This time I am buying free drinks and food for everyone in this bar, except lazarus !
So the barman collected the money from the rich man and began serving free food and drinks to everyone in the bar.
When the barman finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the lazarus smiled at the rich man and shouted,
"Thank you Sir!"
That made the rich man furious.
So he leaned over on the counter and said to the barman,
"What is wrong with that man (lazarus)? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you Sir.' Is he mad"
The barman smiled at the rich man and said,
"No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this place."
*****
May the Lord use your enemies to make you prosper in Jesus name.




Just for Laughs (2)


I cant stop laffin...
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt
dat she was engaged, still in her sleep,she was
getin married to d same lucky man. After d
wedding, she became pregnant and was rushed
2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push.
She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse
told her it was still remaining,she pushd and
delivered d second baby, and she was told it
was still remaining anoda baby. As she was
trying to push d third baby out,her room mate
shouted Joke!!!!! wakeup! U don shit for bed. I
know u are lafin now,

Rexphobia:
Where is my vaseline? Where is my lappie? Time to start taking my health seriously.

Lol, you are too bad for a bad example.

If ya Vaseline don finish, anointing oil fit do the work ( holy wanking) .

Okay now, house dey scarter dey go be that.
PDP will soon go in extinction.

Ishilove:
The word 'Erupt' brings to mind a volcano...erupting and spewing hot...thick...lava

Chei, e be like say your eyes don See plenty eruptions like that before, are you geographer?

Over to you, vaseline crew.

elder05:
nne just use am make pepper soup and you'll be fine.

I tire o

KashyBaby:
Im no selling no raincoats...tats on my cookie jar

Jixos, lol.

Aww, Miley needs a cuddle. The 22-year-old singer and actress, dressed in a unicorn onesie, sang sadly on stage in a video she shared on Facebook. She cried while she sang about her pet fish Pablow.
“Why does everything that I love have to die? If I could do it again, I’d release you to sea because I can’t bear to see someone so wild just die in a tank.”

At the end of the song, she slammed her hands on the keyboard and walked away crying. Her fish died in Feb of this year. She’s still morning it three months later. Na wa for this oyinbos o, crying for just mere pepper soup material.

Our own na boob train, e senior their own overthere. All thanks to the GEJ transformation agenda shi.

[quote author=IDFWU post=33916136]Ogbeni u be real charlie shha. 2013 and u still do this ish [/quote

Hmmmm!

KashyBaby:
Sell waaaat

Those raincoat in that pics naa.

I vote for Tophaz
Cc: Nljega

falconey:
I will not blame the female folk today until next
time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and
produce an offspring.


1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’

Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that
your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last
self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-
between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t
honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in
all your pull out encounters. You and I know that
the sweetest part is when you offload all your
goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding
yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little
reminder, someone in the bible days died because
of this type of thing.



2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle
Contraception’

This is how so many clueless men have been lied
to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop
some after and you believe and go in without
protection. This same babe will come back a month
later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never
believe any of that nonsense a woman says before
S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.



3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My
Teeth’

It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the
teeth involved during S3x but please, use your
fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To
avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The
only hole you should be poking should be… never
mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking
about.



4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During
S3x

Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having
S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say
‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you
put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously
not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide
‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to
remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next
time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or
just get married and stay faithful mbok.



5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’
First of all…eww!




Second, don’t deceive yourself.
Women have and can get pregnant during their
periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree
to this but others will. It has been found that some
women ovulate when they are menstruating, so
next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure
to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little
swimmers with no protection, one of them is
bound to swim upstream and catch something
you’re not prepared for.


6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother,

I know it’s a quality brand
product and probably cost you a few hundred
naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just
maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s
no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it
either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s
still good or throw it away.


7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’


And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the
condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped
exactly like a condom, please desist from
tightening things in there. You have to leave that
space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will
break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science
but erm…



8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’



First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me
understand the logic. You did it while standing and
all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was
left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law
of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology,
which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what
goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na
is one place that may not have a door but has a
way of keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect
yourself and your woman. Use a condom.

http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Op forget story, only one thing involved,
Shooting inside.

KashyBaby:
**Praçtice SAFE SEX all d time**

, na wao, you dey sell am?

zerozeroseven:
Hehehehehehe

Na wao, see your laugh like your name.

LORDDICE:
I swear i like dis BANGALI! Like say na my father pikin im b

Lol, see typical naija guy

A Bangali engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Bangali: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Bangali: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Bangali: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Bangali: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Bangali: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Bangali: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

acenazt:
chei dis my bros don achieve celebrity status oh

acenazt:
Lmao what a profile. Sha my brother don mop River sha.

Na true, see am.

acenazt:
no dat tym I been dey help my mama grand Rock for dinner. U don ever eat rock fufu?

No, i don dey okay o, just finished a whole fish(whale) pepper soup now.

acenazt:
Lmao what a profile. Sha my brother don mop River sha.

Lol, you follow assist am abi?

ladyteska:
like seriously o, na wetin remain be that

Maybe na wetin him next mission go be be that.

Houseofglam7:
No na

Okay, i hear you ma.
Let me ask you, wetin come be hijab?

ladyteska:
indeed hilarious....wetin im neva do?

Lol, him never die