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I was shocked like kilode

Mine is The flash...watched complete season 1,season 2 is out in a bit, downloading each episode,they released only 9 episodes n refused to update oo.... let's knw about urz

can't really type much....my 16gb sd card just stopped working suddenly, it always show sd card removed plz insert a new one.. I tried formatting it buh my system cnt even read it..... please guys I need opinions

plz guys I need help Asap....I use an HTC phone, m8 to b precise..now the thing z dat ma lower volume button has spoilt n I cnt screengrab through d normal process buh I still need to screenshot....plz guys who has ani idea how I can screen shot without using button combo

Guys plz dis z very important n I hope it makes FP,don't say anitin ,just read n provide hlp if u can kuz I need answers ASAP.....
Again m hlping ma guy out,...remember d story of d church girl dat likes him n d other girl he likes??,well d case of d church girl z over n now its d other girl dah he likes n she likes him too,buh she told him dat dey must wait till after skull bfor dating
To cut evritin short,The guy did something dat impressed d girl n made her change her mind about wanting to finish skull first bfor datin,buh d tin here z DAT the guy z lookin for a classic n not too expensive way to ask her out....Anibody with idea?? plx hlp

davido shared it on instagram n askd pple to hlp him look for d guy

saw this on instagram n decided to share..... hv fun solving

Though its happening to ma friend but am bringing it here to seek solution
There is this friend of mine who has one childhood very good female friend,day started secondary skull together and has been in d same class through out,though now we are all in ss3..wen we were rounding up ss2 ma friend started havin some feelings for this girl, after some time he jokingly told her buh she was forming "church girl"...after some he started liking som1 else, he asked d girl out n day are currently on a love thing
Now the problem here z dat the "church girl" z angry with ma Friend,she has waged malice between herself and ma friend, she told him Neva to talk to her again.... the question am asking z dat.why z she angry since she declined his request n he went for som1 else... I need solutions ASAP plzzz.....wah should he du plzzz

tnkz guy..... lemme try it

yea oo...so long as d phone unlocks.....I hv bcksups elsewhere

how du I reset it ooo

d phone can't unlock at allll so how du I get to settingz

fine... how du I factory reset it

push dis stuff to front page ooh I need answers ASAP

tnkz....lemme try it

Guys plz I need help seriously nd urgently,I hope this makes FP...
I woke up this morning only to browse with ma phone buh it won't unlock.. that small rectangle box is there but d key board won't pop out for me to type ma password, hv reset d phone almost 10 times buh all ma efforts are in vain buh I trust u guyz here I knw smbody here can help...I knw its not touchpad probz kuz every other part of d scrin responds to touches..I rilly need hlp kuz der re so many tinz saved in dat phone memory
pay no attention to ma English if der is mistake all I need now is help...
note: its an Lg p715 phone n dats d photo below

He posted it nd captioned it "6 pac finally here...if dem born u well comment nonsense for my page, one blow u re finished"

saw it diz evening nd was sooo surprised bottom right of d pikz

saw it diz evening nd was sooo surprised

abeg make una no mind ma English ooo...buh who Don see dj spinall without him cap....

English teacher abeg correct me

saw this in efejoku video and it got me thinking

Murtala Muhammed represents one of the greatest tragedies that has befallen Nigeria. An unintelligent, ill disciplined, uncharismatic, unprincipled and nondescript failed soldier, it is indeed a measure of the extent to which the nation has been unlucky to have been saddled with such despicable characters that ultimately shaped Nigeria's destruction. As fate would have it, the Jan. 1966 coup unleashed a chain of circumstances that threw up characters like Murtala Muhammed who ordinarily would have remained an isolated and unknown officer for the duration of his career. In the aftermath of the Major Kaduna Nzeogwu led coup, Murtala Muhammed and other Northern officers organised a secessionist coup (Araba) and pogrom that targeted and consumed the lives of over 50,000 innocent Eastern civilians in the first barbarity of such a scale to be seen in Africa. Artisans, traders, civil servants, children were all hacked to death. Women were raped and killed, pregnant women were first raped, then had their stomach cut open, the unborn children plucked out and stabbed to death. It was an orgy of bloodbath that rivalled Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany. Murtala Muhammed personally participated in this bloodletting preparatory to seceding from Nigeria. The flag of the Northern republic was already flying and Yakubu Gowon had also preparatory to Northern secession given his now famous "no basis for Nigerian unity" speech. However, before the smouldering flames and dust could settle, the face of crass opportunism by Murtala Muhammed, Yakubu Gowon and other Northern officers emerged. On persuasion by the British, desirous of a willing stooge to aid their exploitation of Nigeria's resources, the officers who had premised their coup and pogrom on secession did a volte-face and changed from secession to "one Nigeria." It is ironical that after displaying such barbarity and blood lust targeted at ordinary civilians who had no hand in a coup organised by the military-political class, the same officers that orchestrated and participated in such pogrom of genocidal proportions changed course and proved their lack of principles and opportunism by insisting on Nigeria. But the damage had already been done. The mass killing of civilians had established a fault line and a sense of insecurity that made co-habitation in the same nation impossible. Yakubu Gowon had failed as head of state to protect the lives and property of citizens in repeated attacks, paving the way for the civil-war, but this was only to give the blood hungry likes of Murtala Muhammed a further opportunity to satisfy their lust for blood. As the civil-war commenced, Murtala Muhammed entered the war in the Midwest campaign where he robbed the Central Bank in Benin, and began his litany of war crimes. Federal forces under his command unleashed a massacre of Ibos in Benin city and environs, however Asaba became the legendary centre were Murtala Muhammed set a record of war crimes. In a rain of blood, tens of thousands of innocent youths, some of them just 6 years old were lined up on the streets of Asaba and executed in cold blood on the direct orders of Murtala Muhammed. The Asaba massacre was the first of its kind in Africa and remains one of the bloodiest to date in the history of the African continent. As a further testimony to the bloodlust and depravity demonstrated by Murtala Muhammed and his forces, few kilometres away in Onitsha, another barbaric massacre was unleashed in the Apostolic Church where over 300 civilians, devout Christians including women and children who had stayed back and continued in their prayers after the fall of Onitsha were brutally murdered in cold blood. No doubt, one of the greatest murderers, war criminals, and opportunists in Nigeria‘s chequered history, his entire war career is littered with war crimes committed in different theatres of war. But beyond his crude barbarity which he repeatedly manifested in the rape of women and cold blooded massacre of defenceless civilians, he was an ill disciplined, failed soldier who In spite of the immense amounts of men and ammunition at his disposal suffered crushing defeats in most of his military campaigns against barely armed Biafran soldiers. His military campaign to take Onitsha, where he acted against orders from military headquarters ended in a humiliating defeat, and his 96 vehicle column of heavily armed troops who were ambushed and totally wiped out at Abagana are some of the worst defeats suffered by the Nigerian army in the civil war. His string of tactical failures led to his exit from the war theatre. In July 1975, he seized power in a coup but was shot dead in a military putsch in February 1976, at last a victim of the bullets he had used to kill so many. In the end he left behind a legacy of barbarities, war crimes, bank robbery, destruction of the federal civil service and failure as a soldier. An avowed secessionist who became an opportunist apostle of one Nigeria, not because he genuinely believed in Nigeria, but for reasons of opportunism. The emergence of his likes as leaders, remains the greatest reason why Nigeria has failed. Murtala Muhammed's hands are soiled with so much blood, and even though by his death he escaped justice in the physical, he is sure getting his punishment in the spiritual realm. His entire generation of descendants shall also continue to pay one way or the other for the sins of their father.

Dr.sid nd other mavinz crew posted it online....
Note: dem nor put gender oo

pple wicked oo

see what I saw today

There was a beautiful girl who was admired by
four men. A singer, A hunter, A doctor and a
fisherman. One day she went to wash her clothe
by the river coincidentally the four men were
there, All of a sudden a crocodile bite her and
dragged her into the water. The singer
immediately composed a beautiful song, the
crocodile raise his head above the water to listen
to the song, the hunter shot dead the crocodile
and the girl floated on water, the fisherman dive
in and brought her to the shore then the doctor
treated her and she was well again. Now who
deserve to marry the girl among the four?

waz wrong!!!!...wat z Oga fash begging for??

daz d driver sitting on d floor

I was coming back from school this evening when I saw this, people didn't even bother about the driver as they were all busy packing free kerosene...
I could not get enough pics Cuz I waz inside buh I managed to snap jst this one

guy abeg watin b d name of dah woju cover way dem play... wu sing am??

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank
with YES or NO...
__________ I don't have a brain.
__________ I don't have a sense
__________ I am stupid