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I day inside bus ooo na d woman way day near me bring out ha phone make she check time na I'm I see dis one oooo....just can't stop laffing

I was just chilling outside duz evening and I saw diz,its been long I saw it so I decided to share it....its a rocket

I just don't understand, last two weeks a diamond bank representative came to our school,he gave us a form wch we filled and gave it back to him,he left with,since then I have not received any alert,not even my acct number am jst confused..plz wah shld I du??

its not fake..av seen it before

i swear I knw diz woman....she stayz near our forma house. she b cleaner for 1 skull like Dat...we usually call ha mama timi.....Gosh d woman wicked too

see!!!!

Davido’s fans were pleased to have seen
something new come from the multiple award
winning artiste, Davido when he released ‘The
Sound’ video.
The sound without doubt is full of fun and wowed
us when we saw the skydiving scenes; however
these geared a lot of arguments on social media
as to who skydived in ‘The Sound’ video. Was it
Davido or an unknown stunt man?
Is ace cinematographer, Sesan the master of
illusion? He seems to be, but he’s not, there are
still some loopholes that outwitted Sesan’s
creativity in ‘The Sound’ video. Who dived in the
sky? Davido or the unknown stunt man?
The professional stunt man was well dressed and
all set for skydiving, but the amateur skydiver,
Davido forgot his gloves in while on set in Dubai.
Professional Skydiver Vs Davido
While in sky: on February 21, 2015 Sesan posted
a photo that claimed Davido took a selfie while in
sky on his Instagram page, claiming it was a
scene from the music video. “My bro @
davidoofficial taking mid air selfies on the set of
his latest video The Sound! Jeeeez! Don’t try this
out home folks”, Sesan wrote on IG.
Sesan Claimed Davido Took Mid Air Selfie on
Instagram
After watching the entertaining music video, one
will discover that particular scene did not exist in
the video, but a similar scene with different
characters existed, Is Davido a twin? Look at the
helmet; one sky, two characters, two different
helmet designers.
The Real Scene Vs Imagined Scene
No Doubt, Davido and Sesan sold lies to us, they
thought Nigerians are so dumb to be carried
away by the glamorous scenes and the
paparazzies exhibited by Uhuru and DJ Buckz in
Dubai where the video was shot.

Peter saw Paul, on his way back from school,
and told him that he has been made the senior
prefect
of the school...
Who was on his way back from school?
Who has been made the senior prefect of the
school
# brainTest

Photos of the most expensive and sophisticated
mansion in Nigeria have surfaced online and it's
surprising to find that the mansion doesn't belong
to Billionaire Adenuga as stipulated HERE instead
the mansion belongs to Okwudili Umenyiora, CEO
of Dilly Motors.
Car dealer, Dili and his pregnant wife moved into
the marvellous edifice three weeks ago with their
two kids.
Dili's mum is married to the owner of Germaine
motors and he is the half brother of Naeto C's
wife Nicole.
Facts you didn't know about the mansion:
The housekeeping is being done by five house
keepers, one of which is a Philippine woman.
The mansion obviously cost a jaw-dropping
fortune
The mansion was built in 4 years!
See more photos of the cute couple and his
customized Lamborghini below:

To all d ladies ,will u kiss dis man for #10million cash......

wishing u guys the best of this festive season...Happy easter dear nairalander's

I was watching woju's remix this evening,,, I noticed that the trousers kiss Daniel was wearing and the shirt davido was wearing looked alike(like they were meant for each other)....so I decided to share it online.... what do u think

BREAKING NEWS: The Constitutional Provision
That Makes Winning Difficult For Buhari
According to the technical ground of the
constitution, Buhari of APC must score up to
25% in 1/3-(about 13 states-where GEJ won
him), out of the 36 states, before he (Buhari)
can be declared a winner over the incumbent
president. So, even if Buhari won most of the
states in Nigeria, but if he couldn't win up to 25%
votes in the states that GEJ defeated him, the
presidential election thus, will be declared
inconclusive, and thus, GEJ of PDP will still
emerge as the winner.
In the states in South-East and South- South that
GEJ won, did Buhari won up to 25% votes? Let
the Northerners start educating their people
nowoooo-about what the Nigerian constitution
says
based on technical ground, because I know, as
soon as they hear that GEJ is announced the
president, they will start their senseless killings.
Know it now that on technical ground of the
constitution, that Buhari is too
far from becoming the president-in spite of the
fact that he is the one leading in most states.

Live Updates
15.22
Ekiti
LGAs: 16 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 723,255 ACCR VOTERS: 323,739
AA: 94 ACPN: 534 APC: 120,331 CPP: 330 HDP:
94 KOWA: 108 NCP: 377 PDP: 176,466 PPN: 388
UDP: 60 UPP: 145
15.26
Ogun
TOTAL REG VOTERS:1,709,409 VALID VOTES:
533,172 VOTES CAST: 559,613 REJECTED
VOTES:26,441 AA:584 AD:1,927 ACPN:3072
ADC:1364 APA:1930 APC:308,290 CPP:978
HOPE:332 KOWA:432 NCP:815 PDP:207,950
PPN:4,339 UDP:562 UPP:597
15.27
Enugu
LGAs: 17 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,381,563 ACCR VOTERS: 616,112
AA: 433 AD: 269 ACPN:479 ADC: 478 APA: 715
APC: 14,157 CPP: 237 HOPE: 110 KOWA: 203
NCP: 761 PDP: 553,003 PPN: 407 UDP: 1,623
UPP: 290
15.28
Kogi
LGAs: 21 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,350,883 ACCR VOTERS: 476,839
AA:700 AD:427 ACPN:1089 ADC:761 APA:1001
APC:264,851 CPP:967 HOPE:144 KOWA:190
NCP:399 PDP:149,987 PPN:476 UDP:180
UPP:156
15.33
Osun
LGAs: 30 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS:1,378,113 ACCR VOTERS:683,169 AA:377
AD:1667 ACPN:1731 ADC:937 APA:1306
APC:383,603 CPP:1029 HOPE:132 KOWA:255
NCP:767 PDP:249,929 PPN:599 UDP:124
UPP:159
15.44
Ondo
LGAs: 18 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,501,549 ACCR VOTERS: 618,040
AA:386 AD:1237 ACPN:2406 ADC:1227 APA:1139
APC:299,889 CPP:1012 HOPE:184 KOWA:223
NCP:846 PDP:251,368 PPN:734 UDP:184
UPP:221
16.01
Abuja FCT
LGAs: 6 Area Councils NO of POLITICAL
PARTIES:14 REG. VOTERS:886,573 ACCR
VOTERS:344,056 AA:139 AD:240 ACPN:342
ADC:288 APA:674 APC:146,399 CPP:347 HOPE:83
KOWA:165 NCP:473 PDP:157,195 PPN:269
UDP:95 UPP:96
16.02
Oyo
LGAs:33 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 2,344,448 ACCR VOTERS: 1,073,849
AA:6331 AD:6282 ACPN:8979 ADC:5000
APA:4,468 APC:528,620 CPP:6,674 HOPE:839
KOWA:1,312 NCP:1895 PDP:303,376 PPN:2842
UDP:1069 UPP:3665
16.12
Nasarawa
LGAs: 13 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,222,054 ACCR VOTERS: 562,959 AA:40
AD:74 ACPN:95 ADC:105 APA:310 APC:236,838
CPP:131 HOPE:4 KOWA:48 NCP:222 PDP:273,460
PPN:164 UDP:23 UPP:33
21.03
Kano
LGAs: 44 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 4,943,862 ACCR VOTERS: 2,364,434
AA:426 AD:708 ACPN:778 ADC:657 APA:2770
APC:1,903,999 CPP:1,552 HOPE:292 KOWA:288
NCP:697 PDP:215,779 PPN:485 UDP:234
UPP:156
21.10
Jigawa
LGAs: 37 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,815,839 ACCR VOTERS: 1,153,428
AA:394 AD:587 ACPN:540 ADC:375 APA:2527
APC:885,988 CPP:1,553 HOPE:337 KOWA:423
NCP:548 PDP:142,904 PPN:853 UDP:338
UPP:197
21.16
Katsina
LGAs: 34 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 2,842,741 ACCR VOTERS: 1,578,646
AA:183 AD:283 ACPN:402 ADC:498 APA:1671
APC:1,345,441 CPP:976 HOPE:47 KOWA:215
NCP:330 PDP:98,937 PPN:254 UDP:117 UPP:72
21.21
Kwara
LGAs: 16 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,181,032 ACCR VOTERS: 489,360
AA:248 AD:520 ACPN:817 ADC:438 APA:1165
APC:302,146 CPP:910 HOPE:118 KOWA:214
NCP:394 PDP:132,602 PPN:325 UDP:81 UPP:102
21.26
Kaduna
LGAs: 23 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 3,361,793 ACCR VOTERS: 1,746,031
AA:218 AD:273 ACPN:424 ADC:546 APA:1611
APC:1,127,760 CPP:824 HOPE:105 KOWA:176
NCP:754 PDP:484,085 PPN:549 UDP:79 UPP:78
21.36
Anambra
LGAs: 21 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,963,427 ACCR VOTERS: 774,430
AA:547 AD:475 ACPN:1259 ADC:534 APA:2303
APC:17,926 CPP:1279 HOPE:357 KOWA:311
NCP:887 PDP:660,762 PPN:537 UDP:286
UPP:1121
21.41
Abia
LGAs: 17 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES:14 REG.
VOTERS:1,349,134 ACCR VOTERS:442,538 AA:315
AD:448 ACPN:2194 ADC:569 APA:2766
APC:13,394 CPP:1046 HOPE:125 KOWA:173
NCP:745 PDP:368,303 PPN:424 UDP:213
UPP:330
22.56
Akwa Ibom
LGAs: 31 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,644,481 ACCR VOTERS: 1,074,070
AA: 1600 AD: 474 ACPN: 443 ADC: 608 APA: 384
APC: 58,411 CPP: 412 HOPE: 192 KOWA: 160
NCP: 381 PDP: 953,304 PPN: 324 UDP: 224 UPP:
144
23.07
Imo
LGAs: 27 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,747,681 ACCR VOTERS: 801,712
AA: 533 AD: 757 ACPN: 956 ADC: 1617 APA: 2236
APC: 133,253 CPP: 733 HOPE: 157 KOWA: 158
NCP: 784 PDP: 559,185 PPN: 414 UDP: 264 UPP:
1917
23.10
Plateau
LGAs: 17 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,977,211 ACCR VOTERS: 1,076,833 AA:
178 AD: 279 ACPN: 391 ADC: 406 APA: 618 APC:
429,140 CPP: 237 HOPE: 56 KOWA: 138 NCP:
693 PDP: 549,615 PPN: 554 UDP: 54 UPP:29
11.25
The PDP agent in the INEC collation centre in
Abuja, visibly agitated, accuses the INEC
chairman of partiality and said his party has lost
confidence in the process.
11.28
"Let the world know that Jega is partial," the
agent says, holding his ground and threatening to
disrupt the process. Jega is seen making a phone
calls.
11.30
"Professor Jega please go to your office," the
agent says in a loud voice. He is demanding that
before the process continues, the INEC chairman
must leave the collation centre and set up a
committee to investigate alleged cases of fraud in
Kano.
11.32
The agent has hijacked the process but the INEC
chairman is keeping calm so far.
11.45
Jega, the INEC chairman has replied to the
allegations made by the PDP agent, Goodsday
Orubebe, and the process is set to continue.
Collation will continue with Ebonyi state.
11.51
Ebonyi
LGAs: 13 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,071,226 ACCR VOTERS: 425,301 AA:
426 AD: 1133 ACPN:1214 ADC:2704 APA:2452
APC:19,518 CPP:2345 HOPE:989 KOWA:913
NCP:1890 PDP:323,653 PPN:1168 UDP:624
UPP:4859
12.10
Niger
LGAs: 25 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,995,679 ACCR VOTERS: 933,607 AA:
307 AD: 403 ACPN:441 ADC:614 APA:2006
APC:657,678 CPP:1264 HOPE:198 KOWA:305
NCP:550 PDP:149,222 PPN:449 UDP:116
UPP:118
12.12
Lagos
LGAs: 20 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 5,827,846 ACCR VOTERS: 1,678,754
AA:1795 AD:4453 ACPN:3038 ADC:2072
APA:2177 APC:792,460 CPP:1125 HOPE:255
KOWA:1000 NCP:1430 PDP:632,327 PPN:1041
UDP:269 UPP:244
12.24
Bayelsa
LGAs: 8 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 605,637 ACCR VOTERS: 384,789 AA:45
AD:69 ACPN:38 ADC:116 APA:70 APC:5,194
CPP:44 HOPE:18 KOWA:52 NCP:95 PDP:361,209
PPN:62 UDP:20 UPP:35
12.25
Gombe
LGAs: 11 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,110,105 ACCR VOTERS: 515,828 AA:
104 AD: 169 ACPN: 192 ADC: 247 APA: 773 APC:
361,245 CPP: 407 HOPE: 46 KOWA:97 NCP: 227
PDP: 96,873 PPN:157 UDP:25 UPP:37
12.35
Cross River
LGAs: 18 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 1,144,288 ACCR VOTERS: 500,577 AA:
279 AD: 709 ACPN:514 ADC:749 APA:532
APC:28,368 CPP:381 HOPE:237 KOWA:312
NCP:930 PDP:414,863 PPN:864 UDP:289
UPP:1487
13.00
Rivers
LGAs: 23 NO of POLITICAL PARTIES: 14 REG.
VOTERS: 2,324,300 ACCR VOTERS: 1,643,409 AA:
1066 AD: 1104 ACPN:525 ADC:1031 APA:513
APC:69,238 CPP:577 HOPE:542 KOWA:2274
NCP:565 PDP:1,487,075 PPN:492 UDP:303
UPP:156

happy psalm Sunday dear nairalandz....

ain't talking about diz ones in particular.. what am saying is a Ferrari against a Lamborghini

I was at a Friend's place today and we were arguing about these cars....wch wan fast pass,fine pass and cheap pass and more preferable.... I told him Lamborghini is the best and he refused to agree with me...NLs abeg watin una tink...wch wan fast pass,fine pass and day mre preferable pass

dnt knw if dis is d proper place to place dis ooo buh lemme just say wah I want to say
Dis evening I went to d house next to ours to buy pure water..after knocking on dier giant gate some kame to open d gate..I didn't knw dat dere was a dog behind d person who kame to open d gate...not an ordinary dog oooo buh u don't knw d name...as d gate open dis dog ran out and began chasing me, i ran with all my power but each time I looked back it it was almost catching me..I hadn't run a long distance wen I feel on d floor and d dog wanted to descend on me wen I used ma right leg to hit it so hard..it went back a little den d owners were able to tame it and took it inside...I went back to buy d water but I was still afraid....thank God it didn't harm me......

watin for it to make front page sha

stumbled upon dis and decided to share it....
DO YOU KNOW
THAT:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does
MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does
QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does
DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so
does LOVE....
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does
FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does
POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does
SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so
does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does
JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16.
KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does
IGNORANCE.

Harmattan here in okuafor is not funny at all.it blowz evritime of d day,making d ugliness of some people show well...for me it has done nothing dan Peeling ma lips and making dem itch me....share ur own experience of wat it has done to u.....kip d stone rolling

i have nt seen it on ps4 sha

y u too day lie like diz

oga u day lie abeg gta v nr day for ps4

i saw it at a game center at shoprite..dnt rilli like it

Am currently playing grand theft auto 5 and d game iz so interesting,graphics z so on point,game play is so tight,evritin about d game is so perfect.so guyz pls share ur favourite game..lets roll....like i said mine iz gta5

Test (Many of you won't get it right) A man got killed in his office. The suspects are Edison, Maxis, ... Jason,Janna, Sofia. A calendar near the man has blood, written 6, 4, 9, 10, 11. Who is the killer

two men were asked by d gods of their land wat dey wanted as christmas gift..he made it clear dat wateve u ask for shall b doubled(x2)and given to d oda man...the first man requested at 3:00pm dat his days on earth b divided by two,he died by exactly 3: 05pm....wen did d oda man died

The sanko crooner is getting a year older today...though celebration has nt started yet but there will be.....we wish him many mre yrs,long life nd prosperty.......happy birthday timaya

na wa for our goverment sha o......chibok girls dah were captured by boko haram nko,we have not heard anitin about dem again..we dnt even knw weda dey are dead or alive...plz lets jst continue to pray ooo

Hook & Chrous: O ti mu do go Ya ro (Dorogoyaro) Like monkey tail (Monkey Tail, Monkey Tail) (Caro)Ba mi wey Claro (Claro o Claro o) – Help me wrap claro I want to do sina today (Sina Today) – I want to flirt today She say she cannot wait o She say its getting late o She say she wants to faint oo Haaaa Story for the gods Now she say Mo Ro Go (ro go) – Now she says i’m in trouble O ti kan mi lapa oo – he has broken my hand O ti kan mi leyin o – he has broken my back Story for the godsThe gods oh. Verse 1 Oh my god insanity To your back calamity Girl I want to marry thee You I need the opamity Oya Vanity (vanity) – come on vanity Wan bi regarity (regarity) – come here regular Bere lowo darlington (darlington) – Ask Darlington O se ju ba fo ju like charity – we will donate to you like charity Oshamo eruku toh fine – you know your name is fine Osamo we dey groove for the vine– you know we groove for the vine Eru toh gbe po yii tu wa divine – your backside is so divine Gamu yii lawa to redefine – the game is ours to redefine Awon toh get me wrong – those that get me wrong Lon pe mi ni thug – they call me thug But tu mi ni strong – But I am strong money me long – my money is plenty Mo femo boya o wow o bai(I’m Sorry, mo ti nono baii) – I don’t want to know you are ugly now O ti mu do go Ya ro (Dorogoyaro) Like monkey tail (Monkey Tail, Monkey Tail) (Caro)Ba mi wey Claro (Claro o Claro o) I want to do sina today (Sina Today) She say she cannot wait o She say its getting late o She say she wants to faint oo Haaaa Story for the gods Now she say Mo Ro Go (ro go) O ti kan mi lapa oo (hello how are you) O ti kan mi leyin o Story for the gods The gods oh.Verse 2 Wey Folake, Atinuke ati dupe waba mi ni benz – Call Folake, Atinuke and Dupe and meet me in the benz Me and my friends, ka jo lo flex – we should go flex Am I making sense I’m always _____ Mo ti ja gbo gbo ise, ese mo ti la – I have caught you, I have done it and licked it O te le mi lole kia kia mo fi ha – she followed me home and I quickly stuck it there Bi mo se run mo lo npe mi ni anofia – as I was sticking it she was calling me a flirt Ni lekun ba sile, ase omu nofi wa – and the door opened and she came with Nofi La leyi odaron – this night there is trouble Sare saluwa la salamo – quckly perform abolution and Salam Bo ba dun e ko faramo – If you feel pain hold the pain Cause la leyi ma kanran mo – because this night I won’t take it easy I will show you what I got Lori yanga – on the yanga Oya dide ma joko lori aga – come on stand up don’t sit down on the chair Lomo mii ka jo ma kuru magawrap yourself around me lets go up and down together Lomo mii ka jo ma kuru maga Hook & Chorus: O ti mu do go Ya ro (Dorogoyaro) Like monkey tail (Monkey Tail, Monkey Tail) (Caro)Ba mi wey Claro (Claro o Claro o) I want to do sina today (Sina Today) She say she cannot wait o She say its getting late o She say she wants to faint oo Haaaa Story for the gods Now she say Mo Ro Go (ro go) O ti kan mi lapa oo O ti kan mi leyin o Story for the gods The gods oh. Do go yaro do go yaro o Monkey tail monkey tail oo Caro o Claro ooo Today, sina today She say she cannot wait o She say its getting late o She say she wants to faint oo Haaaa Story for the gods Now she say Mo Ro Go (ro go) O ti kan mi lapa oo O ti kan mi leyin o Story for the gods The gods oh.

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