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Am an ss2 science student,i spent some of ma free time today drawing diz..i try abi i no try

The release of the chibok girls that were abducted 6month ago might occur tomorrow due to the promise made by the boko haram general Secretary....we are waiting to see if they will fulfill their promise tomorrow or not..we pray they do

Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of
the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a
bigger trouble!
1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will
show, "WiFi On".
2. The phone has TV, Micro-wave, Torch, Nail
cutter, toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla,
blackderry, I-Indecency, samswag, etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one
missed call.
6. When big truck hoots; it records charger
connected.
7. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
8. When an ugly lady walks by, the phone will
show "Virus Detected".
9. When a Chinese man passes by, the phone will
show, "One Bluetooth device found".
Now I want to sell it. Is anybody ready to buy?

I hv bin cn diz ontv quick finger bt i dnt tink its rili tru..plz du ani of u knw anitin abt it?

is d danger of ebola danger or reality..free to comment

plz ma fellow nairalanders,has ani1 heard about the final resumption date for all secondary school in Lagos state kus I just heard from a friend nw wu said its 13th of October nd 2 days ego someone said its 22nd of September..plz comment ur answers

Am not a staff..just got d message and am enjoying it

I got a message like dis from mtn "we're thanking you with 1000mb of free internet from MTN!
CONGRATULATION!
Browse your favourite sites now! offer valid till September.
and am using it and its working
abeg wu mtn dash mb again ooo

I was playing dis game and I got to diz level I just could not move further so pls guys can aniwon help me out

My school resumption has been pt on hold kus of ebola virus..though i got d news frm a staff on our skul buh i dnt knw hw tru it iz...plz has aniwon also heard anitin like diz??

EBOLA

E-everlasting
B-blessing
O-of the
L-lord
A-almighty

May Ebola locate you and your family today.
Can I see a bigger AMEN?

I just woke up dis morning hearing rumors dat we should bath with hot water and salt..I more Dan two people have asked me today if I took ma bath with hot water and salt and did sound so weird...ppls Hw Mani of us have heard of dis and does it really work against d so called Ebola viruse

This is no joke o, comedian Julius Agwu has
officially declared his intentions to run for
governor of Rivers State in 2015. Julius said
he decided to join the governorship race after
pressure from his people to lead them. The
party he will contest under will be unveiled in
due course he says. What do you guyz think?

In the part of lagos were i stay at okokomaiko NEPA doez not serve us wel o,infact they play with power supply,they give and take it whenever they want which is not fair,currently,we have been in darkness for the past one week,the so called NEPA have refused have refused to kum and check whats wrong with our light,diz z really bad...plz my fellow nairalanders hw doez NEPA treat u guys in ur area?

I have been hearing rumors Nd I have been seeing on some sites dat bitter kola can be used as a treatment for d deadly Ebola viruse which kept me wondering whether it is truth and dat is y I decided to ask u pple ma fellow nairalanders if u HV heard smting like wat am hearing...drop ur comment

I waz jst scrollin 2ru ma aunt's laptop wen i found some old school musics like "time na money" and "baby walangolombo" by mike okry.....u tink u remember ani? Say it nd lets remember d gud old days

In 1976, Ebola (named after the Ebola
River in Zaire) first emerged in Sudan
and Zaire. The first outbreak of Ebola
(Ebola-Sudan) infected over 284 people,
with a mortality rate of 53%. A few
months later, the second Ebola virus
emerged from Yambuku, Zaire, Ebola-
Zaire (EBOZ). EBOZ, with the highest
mortality rate of any of the Ebola viruses
(88%), infected 318 people. Despite the
tremendous effort of experienced and
dedicated researchers, Ebola's natural
reservoir was never identified. The third
strain of Ebola, Ebola Reston (EBOR),
was first identified in 1989 when
infected monkeys were imported into
Reston, Virginia, from Mindanao in the
Philippines. Fortunately, the few people
who were infected with EBOR
(seroconverted) never developed Ebola
hemorrhagic fever (EHF). The last known
strain of Ebola, Ebola Cote d'Ivoire (EBO-
CI) was discovered in 1994 when a
female ethologist performing a necropsy
on a dead chimpanzee from the Tai
Forest, Cote d'Ivoire, accidentally
infected herself during the necropsy.

Biblically the first people to exist were Adam and eve which were humans, scientifically the first people to exist were ape...the question here is who were the first people to exist man or ape?.....kuz in the beginning God said"let us create man in our own image and likeness" so if scientist says first people to exist was ape they are trying to tell us that God is an ape which is not truth...my question here is which existed first?? man or ape?

about 5 people have been announced deal after the 8.3 magnitude earthquake occurred in china yesterday...may deir souls rest in peace ooo

ATTENTION! Things You Need To Know About
The Deadly Ebola Virus To Stay Safe
Did you hear that the dreaded EBOLA Virus has
entered Lagos?
Things you need to know about Ebola Virus to
stay SAFE…
1. It is a Central African disease that has
traveled over countries in a living host to West
Africa. It is easily spread by physical contact
and eating contaminated bush meat. Major
hosts are in 5 species of Bats but monkeys and
apes are easily infected and killed.
2. It kills in a week, leaving no time to treat an
individual.
3. It has no known vaccine or cure
4. Known cases have been experienced recently
in Guniea, Liberia and Central Africa Rep,
spreading eastwards and westwards towards
Nigeria. Death toll so far in West Africa is over
100.
5. The Ebola outbreak of 2014 is the most
challenging one witnessed in Africa.
>>What we can do?
1. Avoid eating any bush meat for now!
Especially Apes and Bats.
2. Wash your hands as regularly as possible,
especially after shaking a stranger. It is spread
by contact.
3.The most straightforward prevention method
during Ebola outbreaks is not touching patients,
their excretions, and body fluids, or possibly
contaminated materials and utensils. Patients
should be isolated, and medical staff should be
trained and apply strict barrier nursing
techniques (disposable face mask, gloves,
goggles, and a gown at all times).
Traditional burial rituals, especially those
requiring embalming of bodies, should be
discouraged or modified.
Awareness is key, don’t just read or ignore…
spread this campaign before the virus spreads!
If you are doubt this, check it on google.

I meant to type hit pls guys....first page sha

Armed robbers Stormed Ecobank today at Alaba market... information says about four people are dead, and five were hit by stray bullet which I'm an eye witness to one...God help us..Government pls look at our area ooo pls give us tight security ooo

Brazil has the 10th highest number of vehicle
owners in the world.
Fact 2:
The world’s best and most delicious coffee is
produced in Brazil.
Fact 3:
Brazil has the biggest rain forest of the world, the
Amazon forest
Fact 4:
Brazil has the 2nd highest Christian population in
the world.
Fact 5:
Almost 200 million people live in Brazil, which
makes it the fifth largest country in the world in
terms of population.
Fact 6:
About 1 million people who live in Brazil are
Asian.
Fact 7:
Scientists have estimated that there may be up to
four million species of plants and animals in
Brazil.
Fact 8:
Brazil has won the soccer world cup five times.
Fact 9:
Brazil has one of the New 7 Wonders of the
World, the Christ Redeemer statue, located in Rio
De Janeiro.
Fact 10:
Brazil is the largest country in Latin America.

A Chinese thief stole a man's iPhone while d man was returning from his frndz bachelor's party... d man had over 1000 contact on this phone because he was a business man Nd he could not afford to loose Dem so he sent a threatening message with his frnds phone to his own line requesting for his phone to be returned back to him,he included his address Na every oda thing needed...4days later he got a parcel from a delivery man containing his 1000 contact written on a paper along side with his sim..

Many people have missed many important examination today because of malpractice..pals share ur experience if u hv ani

Apart frm naija ma favourite team in diz wrld cup z germany...i lyk d way day kame al tru,deir strength,i jst like d way day play nd i hope dey win this cup o