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PoliticsRe: 2027: Governor Alex Otti Emerges Abia Labour Party Governorship Candidate by chatinent: 12:19am On Jun 01
The truth is that nobody in Nigeria can contest with him currently and win.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Rivers People Are Not Political Slaves - Atiku replies Wike by chatinent: 12:18am On Jun 01
Even Solomon Grundy woild outlive live what Wike's career would become in the nearest feature.

From A-Z, they will pay dearly.
CareerRe: I Am Looking For Any Kind Of Side Hussle That I Can Earn From. by chatinent: 12:16am On Jun 01
Freelance writing.

It works.
PoliticsRe: Primaries Don’t Decide Candidates, APC Leadership Does - National Secretary by chatinent: 12:16am On Jun 01
He is actually wrong.

The hierarchy doesn't also. Only Tinubu does. He pays the piper, calls the tunes, and even vomits and they gorge.
EducationRe: Husband Of Oyo Principal, Rachael Alamu Pleads For Wife's Rescue by chatinent: 12:14am On Jun 01
Tareq1105:
My friend keep quiet there.

How dare you think government is not doing anything to secure their release? You think anybody is happy about what is happening?

The sowore you're talking about spoke from the angle of inexperience. He doesn't know what he's saying.

It's easy to talk from outside but when you find yourself there, it's only then that the reality will dawn on you.

I don't know why you guys think a leader would be happy to see his people kidnapped for ransom. You think Seyi Makinde is sleeping well? You think Tinubu is not doing anything about it? Common, let's be reasonable and guided in our comments.

Sowore is a small boy full of fantasy.
And you are an old man full of making zero valid points.

But the way, I am not your friend.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Remembrance Day: Fr. Ebube Muonso Urges Igbos To Embrace Unity And Love by chatinent: 1:42am On May 31
Peace is sth that is foreign in Nigeria since Tinubu became president.
Christianity EtcRe: The Short-term Pleasures Of Sin by chatinent: 1:41am On May 31
The worst sin is voting for a calamity because you both share the criminality .
PoliticsRe: NDC To Hold Independent Election Transmission In 2027 - Pat Utomi by chatinent: 1:40am On May 31
While that may work, what is stopping INEK from still doing what they did in 2023 in 2027?

2027 will be a death sentence for election riggers. I don't mean your favourite politicians. I mean you who they use.
CultureRe: History: Facts Vs Lies - Who Owns What In Edo State by chatinent: 12:09am On May 31
While you were making a lot of points, you stopilt the post while a lot of formatting ..
EducationRe: Husband Of Oyo Principal, Rachael Alamu Pleads For Wife's Rescue by chatinent:
The funny thing is you'll still reshuffle the same people playing with your lives.

I saw a post of Sowore saying what he'd do if elected president. I saw many hateful comments mocking him so bad as if he's done anything bad. I mean, these people were telling him he'd never be president yet they support the calamity we have today!

So so bad!
CrimeRe: How Lagos Big Boy Lifestyle Landed Showtime Flag Football Boss In Trouble by chatinent: 11:33pm On May 30
And to the person I mentioned above, if you really don't see anything bad with people selling what they bought for ₦250 for ₦5000, you may really have a problem.

It's not classism.
It's exploitation because people like you like the more costlier it becomes, the more likely a certain class of people will patronise. Then why blame your politicians for not rating you?
CrimeRe: How Lagos Big Boy Lifestyle Landed Showtime Flag Football Boss In Trouble by chatinent: 11:28pm On May 30
Where did you see rip off?
LordBiden:
Now hear this, selling bottle water for 5000 naira doesn't mean the hotel wants to rip you off,it shows their standard and class.
Alot of things is taken into consideration before pegging that price at 5k,like security,the serenity of the environment,the class of lodgers,the top notch services.

Some hotels and lounges only caters for a category of people that is the rich and wealthy elites.

You should looked for a hotel that suits your level,shoe get size
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Announces Kwankwaso As His Running Mate (Video) by chatinent: 11:06pm On May 30
Kwankwaso looked surprised he'd be accepted.
CrimeRe: How Lagos Big Boy Lifestyle Landed Showtime Flag Football Boss In Trouble by chatinent: 10:58pm On May 30
When I visited Abuja, I had to lodge over my budget at a very fanciful Hotel I never planned to due to an extra day overstay. The hotel room per night cost me 40% already of what I was to earn and I wasn't happy. The cheaper options I saw looked insecure.

Hi, do you have any soup? Banga or Afang.

We have Fang with pampered (not peppered) snail and assorted.

Ha, give me the banga. Wait, how much please?


Ok sir, it's ₦60k.

...sixteeeeeeennn kayy?


No, sir. ₦60k per plate. You aren't paying for the pando.


(I go pay you ₦60k and pay for pando separately before?)

Well, how much is a bottle of water?

We sell Nestle and it is ₦5000 per bottle for the pet sizes


I refused to buy their bottle water for ₦5000 per bottle in the hotel's restaurant and I went out to get it. I was looking at some random girls giggling when I asked about the price and left in utter i-no-fit-ism. They felt like I really cared about heir fake lives and sponsored existence.

I bought a full pack of big-sized Nestle for ₦4000 containing about 20 packs as I drove out to get some massa, Hollandia and Abuja suya, put it in my backseat and drove in. Went up, put it in the fridge to chill and guess what? It tastes like water still! And it's fcking not ₦5000 per one!
CrimeRe: Bandits Refuse To Release Over 30 Kidnap Victims After Receiving ₦11M In Ekiti by chatinent: 10:51pm On May 30
Either pay taxes or pay ransoms...the trademark of the APC.

The govt keeps sponsoring the terrorist.
And it's only the illiterate Fulanis that are most vulnerable.. that's why their elite class never want them to ever go to sch so they keep using them while they children school in million dollar institutions.
PoliticsRe: Lere Olayinka Shares Emeka Ike's Confidential Voter Details by chatinent: 10:48pm On May 30
Even the details you submit to the govt directly is compromised. Your details are always sold to third parties. Even banks sell them for millions.

That's why loan sharks are texting and calling you every now and then..thanks to call blockers like Truecaller.
PoliticsRe: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by chatinent: 10:46pm On May 30
Entertainers are poor folks living fake lives.

That's why the politicians can easily buy their right to speak.
CrimeRe: Family Finds Missing Son Locked In Prison For 18years Since Age 14 Without Trial by chatinent: 10:44pm On May 30
tydi:
And the police investigations was not able to trace him down to prison..
In this Nigeria oyo is your case ooo
The Nigerian police is mostly complicit in crime. From the area commander to the end, they are all concerned about what enters their pockets...not actually justice.
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe Blames Opposition For Kidnap Of School Children In Oyo by chatinent: 8:49pm On May 30
If we give Joe the benefit of doubt, it means that Tinubu should have responded more like a president during the last interview.

But did he?

The very old man was talking about sacrifices and all whatnot. His memory is faded and empty.

How is this person the president?

Let me pretend like he didn't say there's what he only wanted. He said he wanted to be president not to be presidential.

And with the alleged terror boss on his side, it is not funny.
PoliticsRe: Governor Yusuf Woos Kwankwaso For Peace, Unity In Kano by chatinent: 8:45pm On May 30
The governor should focus more on governance. All these godsonism is irritating already.

You folks steal enough already!
PoliticsRe: Doris Ogala Emerges As The AAC Governorship Candidate In Abia State by chatinent: 12:17pm On May 30
Why do y'all hate Sowore?

It's not like he's done anything worse than all your present politicians.

You guys really love your chains.
CrimeRe: Kidnappings In Ogun: Bag Used To Deliver Ransom Found In Seriki Fulani’s Kitchen by chatinent: 12:03pm On May 30
Actually Nigeria is everybody's business.

You have no right to allocate businesses.
mascot87:
That is still none of your business dude
PoliticsRe: Abuja Auto Dealer Sarkin Mota Wins NDC House Of Reps For Yola. by chatinent: 12:01pm On May 30
Nothing concern Yola govt officials elected with helping their people. They like the political apathy and illiteracy there. They like it so much at a point, they recruit them into terrorist disguised as fighting for religion.
PhonesRe: Please Help My Facebook Was Disabled by chatinent: 11:53am On May 30
It's a new data-theft method by Facebook to lure you into recovery, then you to upload an official ID, and facial biometric.

...when no bi bank.

And your data isn't safe on Facebook.

No like it's safe in Nigeria tho. Even Nigeria govt official prefer to outsource to foreign companies for biometrics capture making every info you give out commercial.
CelebritiesRe: How Did Peter Okoye’s Retweeted Post Mock Victims Of Oyo Kidnapping? by chatinent: 11:46am On May 30
He did, so what?

When it is a Tinubu supporter who reposts it, it is care.
When it isn't, it is mockery?

In fact, I find it a double mockery when I see any post from a Tinubu supporter about that issue since y'all don't see it's your Tinubu's fault of incompetence.

From the bottom of my heart, I want you to experience such too because clearly you do not know what the families affected by this go through.

How many of your pioneers have posted it? Even you looking for faults, have you ever cared for anything other than rice, and crumbs?

Tinubu's supporter think the same way Tinubu talks...zigzag incoherence.

Is Peter the President?
Or you are programmed to blame everyone else apart from the calamity you protect?

In all ramifications, you, your Tinubu, the state governor, and all elected Gov officials of that state is responsible for what happened to that man.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Says No More "Top To Bottom" After Losing Out In Primaries That Never Held by chatinent: 11:43am On May 30
Today is your birthday.

Show the world you have happeiness.
Everything no bi to dey follow politicians up and down with overworn kaftan and undersized kito.

In all this do or die, no one still knows you. The people you support still feels you are relevant to them as far as you do not join the eating table.

You must be from Buratai.

yarimo:
Let her go back and contest , show her popularity in reality for Senate in her state. Edo state grin
CrimeRe: Kidnappings In Ogun: Bag Used To Deliver Ransom Found In Seriki Fulani’s Kitchen by chatinent: 11:39am On May 30
It'll still be all talks. Nothing will be done. The terror boss is part of the presidential class.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Built Lagos, Tinubu Saved Nigeria, Are Yoruba Suffering From Megalomania? by chatinent: 11:37am On May 30
No, the overripe clotpole is the Messiah the Bible prophesied according to some unknowns.
FamilyRe: Wife Gets Husband Arrested Over Sale Of Inherited Family Land Without Consent by chatinent: 9:03pm On May 29
Once upon a lie...


Have a nice century.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court sacks Wike-backed Rivers APC EXCO by chatinent: 9:01pm On May 29
Make I no talk wtin dey my mind.

I used to think the corruption in the APC was dramatic effect... I didn't know it was episodes of seasons.
SportsRe: Amal Fashanu Weds Mohamed Odaymat (photos) by chatinent: 12:45pm On May 29
What happened to Fash FC?
PetsRe: Rescue Chameleon Trauma Recovery Story by chatinent: 12:53pm On May 27
My brain is not comprehending.

As I read the top and the first sentence and saw amputee chameleon, my brain shut down as though I entered incorrect biometrics.

The cognitive recalcitrance I am currently experiencing is quite profound; despite four diligent perusals of the text, its essential meaning remains stubbornly opaque, eluding my grasp entirely.
I find myself compelled to posit that this intellectual inertia may be a physiological consequence of my recent, rather pedestrian, culinary indulgence—specifically, the bowl of soaked garri I consumed.

I mean, garri submerged with salt and garnished with many things I could wish for in my mind but found one—ice cubes and a fake gold-plated spoon. Ice cubes hammered by hitting the water bottle several times on the wall until I can't even call them cubes.

I may be blind.

But I still see.

Vaguely tho.

It appears my neural faculties have orchestrated a most treacherous betrayal, bestowing upon me a veritable Judas kiss in my hour of analytical need.

See una later. Make I go soak garri.
Yours faithfully ..

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