For what kwanu.

I cooked beans today. If my beans no look like Borussia Dortmund I no dey chop

Talk true, as you see this headline na laugh full your mouth. 😁😁😁

DeLaRue:
Interesting.

One thing about this President is that he is BOLD

He goes where no previous leader dared to go.

1. Fuel Subsidy - removed. GEJ folded at the first sign of protest at Ojota.

2. FCT minister - gave it a Southerner

3. Student loan scheme - in the works

4. Coastal road - ongoing

And so on..

But this horrible 0.5 or 0.005% tax on bank transfer his government wants to introduce is too much. We are hearing too of Telecom tax. There's the dreaded Band A electricity palaver on ground.

Excessive taxes are suffocating the people and the economy.

Una get mind for this country o

He played a good one on you with the law glitch.☺️


Na six months or no bi six months?

UBA egbuola m with charges.

How much I dey earn wey dem wan kill me like this

Hopss:
bros please show me love, the year has not being smiling with me at all. anything will do.

Send aza to chatinent@gmail.com

Will send a token.

Just manage am. I no too get too. Make we share my last card.

EreluRoz:
It's part of it. No be money Dem dy take buy gift.

Abeg make people no take me seriously ooo. Na fun I dy catch.

No wahala.
Enjoy the rest of your day.

EreluRoz:
Any family whose wives are providers ehn, it becomes a pattern for the daughters from that family, they will be marrying men that won't be able to provide and take care of them. That's why I said it's a curse. These are deep things you won't understand. No man should ever allow a woman to spend or feed him if he wants a good marital life for his future female generations except on certain conditions that are beyond him. It is not normal

That's okay.

So how does this relate to gifting a man?

As if dem dey pay teachers before to teach qualified.

EreluRoz:
On a serious note, do you know it is bad luck for any woman who sends money or spend on a man?

Do you know it's a curse for a woman to be a provider? You won't understand these things.

Who cursed?

helinues:


Make una no turn Nairaland to Beggarsland..


Shun beggy beggy

Why?

Why you dey change topic?

Sacrifices must be made.

Let him step forward.

JuanDeDios:

Now, you're just trying to make yourself feel better about your culinary choices.

If the truth meant feel good, then I feel good.

EreluRoz:
It's for women to know their traditional role in a union and play them well. She's allowed to receive money and other gifts. Remember she gives care too.

Our women hardly fail in marriage due to this strict tradition

Care?

Care can be gotten anywhere. Care does not equal ₦100k.

helinues:


Hahaha, sebi we be BMC online propagandist with N30k job while una be billionaires.

Reality is dawning on you people.

Toh

I didn't ever say that..


But if you supported Buhari, Tinubu, Akitu, or Obi, normally, you dey stupid.

So Opay or Kuda?

EreluRoz:
It's only after marriage I can spend on the man and not before marriage

Issokay
I case my rest.

EreluRoz:
Where I come from, it's a taboo to spend on a man. Men should provide and women should give care. I'm an old school and traditional.

Then the gods are crazy. What sort of god make a taboo against money sending but doesn't make one against them receiving!

helinues:


We knew government no dey put food for masses table, and as we no dey related with the politicians, we hustle with no muscle

Na you know that one you dey talk.

Opay or Kuda?

EreluRoz:
The first and only man I'll ever send money to will be that patient man that eventually marries me.

We know you are an odogwu so keep playing

What if I deceive you that I'll marry you, play all the cards, collect transfer and other things and still no marry you?

That's chapter 4 in the funny pages.

EreluRoz:
The first and only man I'll ever send money to will be that patient man that eventually marries me.

We know you are an odogwu so keep playing

But those 2ic sending you money didn't condition you like this fa.

helinues:


Am I working for you?

Yes, as a lover of Nigeria.

CodeTemplar:
0.0000000001%.

Templar from the CODM series?

EreluRoz:
It's been a very good year so far, different gifts and cash everywhere, a holiday at Santorini in waiting if I accept the offer. Can't even remember the last time I spent my own money.

Oya send me sth for old time sake. Even if it's ₦30m, I'm not greedy.

helinues:
63% still booting

Convert 5% to Naira and send.😒

Anijay1212:

Omo your comment don make me dey shine teeth for house.

Ajeh, you sef deserve to be happy.

On a scale of 0-100, how has the year been so far?


I'd say 32%.


It hasn't been easy for Ezekiel, chief. What about you?


cc: Nlfpmod Seun Mynd44 Dominque

The problem is Africa. It's cursed by Africans.

He needs a family.

Literally, you can't stop people from transacting with crypto.

You are only making them know that crypto is untraceable.

So someone who can afford ₦250k will be staying under bridge?

I kuku no dey go near water before...even if your name na Peer Pressure, you no still fit change am