₦airaland Forum

Nairaland is bored. They now make up never-happened stories.

Nobody cares about your accent brov. Just don't use a gun and take things by force.

Keep repenting them.
Keep repatriating them.

If Nigeria was a country, no bloodline of the catastrophic Buhari should be allowed to even talk in public, let alone, win an election.

But the people prefer rice and urgent ₦3k sprayed at them from a moving vehicle.

If the same devoted Christians saw a black Jesus coming down from heaven, they would run and cast, and bind.

... because they have been brainwashed to believe every heavenly body is white. And the black ones are the demons and the devil.

But she is not a typical Nigerian.

Goo0dHardDick:
As expected.

This woman behaves like a typical Nigerian. Cubana chief priest is a 🤡 too.

Nevertheless, I must salute the USA for a job well done

If the Nigerian Army earlier claimed they kpaied the guy and didn't. It begs the reasoning as if they were intentionally hiding him.

To be a pastor, you have to be a pathological liar to start with. And with a straight face, you have to be manipulative too.

Book return ticket, content creator.

I don't talk about people's marriages.

Meet those who did.

They got nothing in the end.

Blind to corrupt politicians.

Ikwikwi to others who do not loot billions of dollars of taxpayers monies...

Ladies and gentlemen,

The trademark of the EFCC.

If it is today, we would have no judges in Nigeria.
Hit The Ground Running don spoil the whole system.

"Ẹ kaaro my fellow suff ering Nigerians.

Hamachi:

Hi. If you do, let's connect.

Bandits who should be given this treatment are treated with kid's gloves, pampered and given executive homecoming.

When you guys are ready, you'll start hunting them. You aren't ready.

Tinubu and his gang of thieves.

Arrest or secured package for extraction?

There's no functional police there if not those crimes wouldn't have been happening.

Only prisoners and thieves dey enjoy for this country like this.

You expect anything different from a terrorist govt?

Well, graphic designers can sell prompts..

A failed group of government.

31 years? Or 81 years? Abi is my eyes paining me?

budaatum:
Have you considered creating it as a mod that users can download and incorporate themselves since the Nairaland owners seem to abhor innovation?

I play City:Skylines, and modders create mods that players can download and use despite the game creators' ambivalence.

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=255710

Nice concept, chief. Real nice. I'll def look into it

Hi Seun,

I built and entire profile page and in-message feature for Nairaland with follower count (you can modify), profile views with user who viewed, and a wall (timeline) with a 24 hour status feature (modifiable). The profile can also take likes to post (incorporated with your system).

Also I rewrote a code for your dark/daylight switch to auto-fill according to time of the current user browsing the site (a switch for auto) . The manual are still options.

A feature for pop up notification to browser (all current outstanding notifications).

UI/UX remains the same.

It's lightweight too.


How far naw?🙂

Homo is now legal in Nigeria,

It can't be true. 🙂

Is personal income tax your mate?

Go to heaven to do what exactly?

Omo, Africans are the most brainwashed oo

They are the fathers of only their church members. To others, they are all businessmen.

One would think Catholicism represents Christianity. It does not. In fact, it is the parent of all false religious practices today.