₦airaland Forum

PigTormentor:
The people that destroyed some of the buses during riots and supported others to do the same are rhe same people crying about bus shortage.
You left your village to come to Lagos to burn public busses and now you are crying that there is shortage of busses.
Asinine illogical clowns 🤡.
Whenever you want to riot or start your revolution, go back home and and start with your leaders.
Qe the truth sons of Lagos can take care of out own leaders.

How else do you want to prove that truancy is hereditary?

Hausa/Fulani and Yorubas are one!
They can't here one another.

stanluiz:
Chelsea is out. All thank to our stupid goal keeper and useless defenders

Congratulations to PSG . They played well and capitalise on their opportunities.

And you leave your coach that refused to sub players gasping for breath!
Besides the goal scored by Emzo and assisted by Neto, both of them are flat in that game.
Baby coach!

Chelsea and Baby Coach!
Is it that you don't have a bench to help your players who are gasping for breath?
The plan for substitution should have started immediately after break, because PSG outplayed your team and they're a goal up.

Chelsea and Baby Coaches!

Abeg dis sPAIN which continent e dey?
because d tin PAIN dem no be small!
sPAIN kor PAINs ni!

If they know the existential threat Israel is facing in the middle east, they start talking rubbish.
Thank God Israel no send their papa!
A country that arms terrorists organizations - Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthi and the rest

amaridigital:
The 3rd class chiefs dey with the 3rd class graduate of philosophy in Agulu.
The Eze Finishing wuruwuru of Agululand. The whole nation knows that he's finished politically.

A 3rd Class Graduate of Philosophy who has excelled in all he has venture into!
Maybe we should compare him with a First Class Graduate of Accountancy whose personality is always in dispute.
- his Age
- his Parents
- his Secondary Education
- his University Education
- his Character
- his Politics

The only thing about him that is not in dispute is that he is being supported by invalids like you.

We don hear!
If it didn't dey, it didn't dey!
You are still on the road to no where.
What about the 3rd class chiefs?

Coming from a man whose country has a National Assembly that is an appendage of the executive.

You have not found time to comment on the absurdities happening in your own country - insecurity, failure of governance, electoral brigandage, hunger, shrinking of the civic spade etc.
Ewu!

Yet one idiot is calling on South East youths to sign up to their deaths.
The fat tommy generals are here in Abuja blaring siren upandan, intimidating innocent road users with their looong convoys.

Let the dead bury their deads!

How else do you explain Gross Incompetency!
This shameless truant went to Al Jazeera and disgraced himself and the govt he speaks for.
Now he has come back to blame the opposition for their ineptitude.
If the interview was carried out by Rufai Oseni, they would have called him unprintable names.

If their is a reward for shamelessness, then Mr. Daniel Bwala should be made to pay for his Air Ticket back from that trip from his pocket.
These are the clowns managing our country!

They wan kollect their own.
If you know you know!

While APGA again?
Abi no be Soludo ApGa?

Una go soon hear say Ojukwu adopted Tinubu before he died!

If it was Rufai Oseni that was laying these dirty facts bare, Agbadorians would have said that he is Rude.

People should stop typing trash here, just cast your vote.
But let it be known to you guys crying here - this poll is not going beyond Nairaland.
It will not be used to determine who win 2027 Presidential Election.

sweerychick:
Check very well you'll see Madridguy , I'm sure he's the one raising his hands up, the last person on the right na Yarimo

Their own no surprise anyone, las las dey go still collect appearance/transport allowance.
Hunger dey follow dem like shadow!

Early morning tunder will fire you and them!
After wrecking lives of innocent people in hundreds and millions, you want to compensate them.

I heard that Iran will be recruiting fighters from here.
Those frustrated ones here should indicate!

This woman may have a good case against Umahi especially regarding his indebtedness to her, but the Tying Towel dimension makes it appear like a Pull Him Down exercise.
Unfortunately, this Sexual Harassment angle puts her personality to scrutiny.

In all her story, she mentioned her Children, her Workers and her Dad.
In all her travail, she did not mention her Husband, saying something, doing something or playing any part in the whole incident.
Is she married?
Single Mum?
Separated?
Has she done other businesses with Umahi in the past?

I think she should have restricted herself to the Debt, as the other narrative makes it look like a Dirty Job by a Street Fellow.

Show of Force, for what?
I often see these Female Squad at the City Gate hanging Brand New Assault Riffles,
just to display!

Bros make una comot hand from crime, it doesn't pay here, it doesn't pay there or some other place.
How can such number of Nigerians be in prison without Embassy intervention if not for the shameful attitude of many of you.

That one no surprise anyone, after all the other one is a Pastor married to a Muslim.
God will always understand!

Oh, how time flies!
We don dey chop statistics.

This is the same man who asked - na statistics we go chop?

Let's forget all these Bretton Woods nonsense!

TODAY BY IMF
Nigeria GDP is growing.
Nigeria is Africa's Biggest Economy.
Nigeria Economy Outlook is Bright.

TOMORROW BY WORLD BANK
Nigeria is the Poverty Capital of the World.
Nigeria is threatened by Food Insecurity
Food Inflation drives Nigerians to the brink.

Let's return to the Basic Yardsticks to measure Economic Prosperity.
1. Unemployment Rate
2. Socio-Economic Gap
3. Food Inflation
Etc

Even the name sounds as clownish as the bearer!
The same Obi that beat Tinubu in his Lagos last time.

Nairaland is fast becoming a junkyard!
Stupid threads you can hardly make anything of, just to make some truants glad.

Can you imagine how data Boys swapped on this thread with their empty brain, praising every nonsense the govt does.

The NDA is a degree awarding institution, can't they attach a department of medicine/medical college.
The Nigerian Army has a university at Biu, can't they use it?

Bare faced lies from the pit of hell!
Minor kór, major nî!

So this man has refused to grow!
How can a human start his life as an Attack Dog and end it as an Attack Dog?
Always in the class of Bayo Onanuga, Lere Olayinka and Cletus Obum.

People that will be set free alas!

Burob:
Do u imagine other people’s families to be like yours?

You only exist here!
And again, what's that your father's name?
In case he exists!