₦airaland Forum

jackikeys:
VO: Good afternoon
Me: good afternoon sir
Vo: can I av ur 1-20 and passport
Me: gave him
Vo: Y Brookhaven college?
Me: cus I love Dia international students pakage, and my cousin jst graduated 4rm dr and I love her performance here in 9ja wen she came bk.
Vo: Y English as 2nd language?
Me cus my English acents ar nt gud enof.
Vo: wat u bin doing ever sins ur high sch?
Me: I went 4 computer web design progrm
Vo: who is sponsoring u?
Me: my uncle
Vo: d fader 2 dt ur cousin?
Me: yes
Vo: Wats dt ur cousin's name?
Me: told him a name wit wit d surname of dt my uncle
Vo: wat dos dt ur uncle do 4 a living?
Me: he owns a lubricating oil company
Vo: did u work 4 ur uncle?
Me: yes
Vo: Wats ur uncle's website?
Me: I dnt knw cus I didn't create d website
Vo: typing. Den gave me a blue slip, saying I dnt av strong ties and dt I ca reapply.

I kent with Nigerians,
First of all this is inferiority complex, so you are planning to go overseas and make your accent better. Foh, you are about to spend thousands of $$$$ to change your accent. What in the world were you thinking, and which relative in their right senses will be willing to sponsor this Success in your exams

profojah2:
That moment "gentle" SirRiddy forcefully voiced out.


*SirRiddy, I owe you one bae with a crazy big round-ass, Anytime you ready to unleash, lemme know.. Maybe after Ramadan, No wahala .

Goan sit down, na to dey find woman upandan u sabi.
Is this rubbish useful for this thread. Always derailing with nonsensical posts. Smh