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3 guys did not show up for their exams because they didn't read, so they came up with a plan. They got themselves very dirty using grease then went to see their Head of department.

"Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam. We attended wedding outside the state and on our way back the car broke down, you can see how dirty we are, it was due to efforts to fix the car.

The HOD said it was ok, he told them to come back in 3 days to resit the exam.

After 3 days they went to the HOD. They were very ready for the exam coz this time they studied real hard.

The HOD put them in 3 separate classes.

There were only 4 questions on the exam paper.

1 Who was getting married ? (25mrks).

2 Where was the reception ? (25mrks).

3 What colour was the groom's suit ? (25mrks).

4 What type of car broke down ? (25mrks).

Good luck!!! Your answers should be the same....OR ELSE, YOU'LL SEE MY TRUE COLOURS!

Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto
it.
Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it.
Immediately it started
changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to
the kitchen and saw Akpos
there.
OGA: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say"Oga"but when i ask
you a question you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except
your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a
question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter the house girl
room when madam no dey
house.
No answer. Oga runs out of
the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never
end. Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
doesnot hear anything,
except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
understand anything at all

GOOD MORNING

Its just †Φ afford urine touching there dress now, islamically is taboo

smartchoice: STEWPID MAN DIVORCE HER NOW! SINCE U'RE MARRIED TO THE THING BTW HER LEGS ALONE! EEDEIOT.

u are stupid very stupid, is that how †Φ respond †Φ that issue?

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Wen growing back ur front hair u would definitely nt experience drastic regrowth bt b delligient and consistent in ur treatment and you'll see d difference.

* To an already clean hair, apply a mixture of African sheabutter, honey and coconut oil or carrot oil daily to your front hair.
* Scritching daily- Scritching is like massaging ur scalp with d pads of ur fingers nd lightly wit d tips of ur nails. Its really maximize ur growth results, u should scritch ur hair daily afta oiling ur scalp. It also aids in circulation, bringing blood 2 ur scalp 2 feed ur hair.
* Since your front hair is obviously delicate and fragile, you have to b careful wen combing and relaxing the new growth.
* Deep condition with olive oil and honey. Meas ure 1tbsp (15ml) of olive oil and honey respectively. Melt the mixture in the microwave. Apply to your hair. Cover ur hair with warm towel 4 30 mins or a plastic/shower cap for 1hr. Shampoo your hair.

TIPS:
Trimming ur hair once in 3 mths will help it grow bcus it will take d dead weight of it. Minimize chemical treatment, it changes d color or structure of ur hair and also weaken it. Minimize any styling dat tugs @ ur hair, limit the use of glued-in extensions, tight braids, gel hairstyles, etc. They only place an excessive amount of stress on d hair. Minimize heat exposure like blow dryer, hair straightner, etc. Heat can pull out moisture and sometimes fry your hair irrepairably.

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achi4u: @op___ weather you like it or not marriage for matured mind and is for better and for worst.
Taking too much carefull and over self conciousness will even lead you to a wrong spouse.

My take!!!
Close one eyes and get urself a WIFE

close one eyes kee

In terms of motivations for marriage, thus far I’ve been focusing mostly on delusional thinking processes caused by fantasies we create during the cocaine-rush phase of relationships. For example, within the context of a short courtship, two delusional reasons for getting married are “because it feels like I’ve known you forever, even though we just met” and “because our love story would make a great movie.”


There are a number of other equally bad reasons to take the plunge. These generally fall into three categories—anxiety, inadequacy, and self-centered pragmatics.

If you are contemplating marriage or are “on the hunt” for a spouse, I’d advise you to get honest with yourself and plumb the depths of your motivations. Do your motivations stem from any of the following thoughts?

I want to get married…

• because all of my friends are doing it.

• because I don’t know if I’ll get another chance if I take a pass on this one.

• because I want to feel secure.

• because I don’t want to deal with the dating world anymore.

These motivations are fear based. Anxiety is driving the bus when we fear that we will be left behind, when we accept the premise that a full and interesting life without a spouse is less successful than a partnered life, or when we believe that marriage will give us a sense of security that we cannot experience without a partner.

In a way, the person who marries for these reasons is looking to his or her partner to function as a different type of drug—not cocaine, but some type of sedative in this case. The supposed stability and security of the marital bond is sought as an antidote to the tumultuousness of “life on the outside.” When one looks to one’s partner to be any type of drug instead of a living, breathing human being with an agenda of his or her own, the result is often a short-lived bond.

A second category of unwise motivation is marrying because of feelings of inadequacy, typified by any of the following thoughts:

I want to get married…

• because the person I’m dating loves me and that makes me feel special and lovable.

• because marriage will show everyone that I’m an adult.

• because marriage will demonstrate that someone wants me.

• because this will bring my life into better focus.

• because I’m lonely.

If your motivations fall within this category, please consider some of the future blog posts I’ll submit about self-esteem and marital success (upcoming in the next couple months). I’ll need some space to address this issue in a meaningful way.

Finally, a third category of misguided motivation is shallow pragmatics, which boils down to thoughts such as these:

I want to get married…

• because we’ve dated awhile and this is the next logical step to take.

• because I want to register for nice things and create a Pottery Barn nest for myself.

• because I will not get stationed with this hottie I’m dating unless I marry him/her (for those in the military).

As someone who hears the stories that people don’t tell in polite society, I continue to be surprised at the frequency of motivations like these. Ultimately, motivations in any of these categories are likely to result in what author Pamela Paul has referred to as a “starter marriage.”

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It happened †Φ me or should I say ♍γ̲̣̣̥ fiancé.and the reason is just she is A̶̲̥̅̊ Christian while am Muslim, she stands on her foot that nobody will choose for her (I realy proud of her) after 8 years we've Been togqether. Thank God now we about †Φ marry

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STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.......

MUMU is when commoners can’t pay children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which average families children will never attend..
...
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastors tells you not to live worldly life, and yet he enjoys the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....

IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache...

KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....

YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned­ state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.

STOP worshiping your pastors!!...Wor­ship GOD in spirit and in truth!!

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