₦airaland Forum

bykebyke:
As Chelsea fans shouldn't you be worrying about taking your club off life support?

, we should not watch other people play again abi

Barca and ojoro sef ....

raumdeuter:
Nkem what would you have done if you were in my shoes? Would you reject the money and tell the man his son cannot cope?

yhs

raumdeuter:
na true na.

Like say Pep Klopp and Conte na ogbanje spirit that would just enter players and would turn Matic to Pirlo or turn Navas to Robben. After 6months has Klopp turned Sakho to Hummels or Benteke to Lewandoski

I remember when I was in NYSC one rich Alhaji in the North offered me 5k/month to coach 3 days a week his barely literate son to get into Medicine at University of Maiduguri I did not decline I took the job and collected the money.

One day he came back from a PDP meeting and heard one of his friends son is now in UK studying. He told me if he increases my money to 20K/month and I coach him for extra hours 5 days a week would I get him to University of Leeds. I took the money also. I told him admission takes like a year. So he paid me for like 6months till NYSC finished and I fled back to Lagos

This boy cant even speak English. I have to teach him Chemistry in Hausa. To teach neutralisation: Acid + base = Salt + water

I turned it into Acid = Ruwa a cikin Batiri(water inside Battery), Base(No idea of what base is in hausa), Salt = Gishirin, Water = Ruwa

I am sure the father too(EPL fans like bigkesh) would think Me an engineer from one of the best uni in Nigeria(Klopp, Pep, Conte) would be able to train his son(Sakho, fellaini, Depay) and make him enter University of Leeds(Win Champions league).

this your true life story sha ..... So u b engineer

Welcome CONTE

Roidatom:
Tomorrow you'll hear they are both married. Just wait and see. Na so e dey start. From fight to love. Like magic.

True life testimony:
In my choir, our then provost gave one of the sopranos a very dirty slap during Choir practice. They became best of enemies.

Today, they are happily married with two children. Just like magic.

So, watch out for Linda weds Wizkid.
If she use love portion be dat.

lol, it is said dat two persons who fight over silly things love each other

Man u abeg win o

pamcode:
Don't worry dear we are just settling scores with some cules.

m actually happy they lost, but i couldnt ave cared if dey also won...

sinizia:
It's not every time you get see world best, Barca lose. So whenever that shít happens, we collectively party!! No team is above trolling jare.

some things we grow over.....
I see no sense in dis trolling....

Y y'all trollin on barca ....
They re toppin d league, not lyk dis win gave real d liga ....

Naija!!! How do u no he was forced? Some people naturally lyk to frown when takin a pix

.

Dongorgon5:
Mikel is bae Are you for real

yh

Forget its villa, mikel is bae...
Oh lawd, what a pass .....
Pato too, at least we played lyk we ve gat notin to lose....dats a motivation ...

dmcdad:
Really? Why do you guys fight? It's funny cause one is European and the other South American.

we re d only ones @ home dat doesnt support naija, so we ave crazy clash esp. In world appearances of d two counties......

dmcdad:
So you are a fan of Die Mannschaft? Wow!

I do samba though.

, xame wit my sis...she can die for samba .... Nd we fight a lot because of dat

OOU, IMSU ??
Just saying

raumdeuter:
Would you join us Nwanne?

being part from d day i was born

Lol, German fans full naija pass naija fans .....

So dis thread can be like dis..........

Bro. Tim. Happy wedding anniversary....may Jah fortify ur marriage till eternal life ....cute daughter u have....

Keky:
I believe, yes Lord I believe, yes Lord I believe, you're the son of God.

.....

It is either terry has done sometin wit dayo's wife cos dat is d only xplanation for his hating ......

How dayo is making dis thread be..

Oh my world!

muller101:
really

are u muller

Liljeez:
Okk

wats ur name

hian, k....d name is Nkem

So una still dey dis boateng-terry argument after three years....
See life

Liljeez:
Is ur name Whitney ?

no

seunny4lif:
Müller is married oooh

i no but i still love him

Consecratedp:
Lol! na so you like am reach?

yp, LOVE