elrony:


More than qualifying for Europe we want Louis out ASAP.... but even if the team loses today he won't be sacked...#sad_truth

dat means d man u board has no shame nd respect, how can a team like man u lose to a team dats jst 17yr old nd d coach still remains...

elrony:


Ehmm.. chestar, can't wait?... hope you ain't banking on the "h0rny van Gaal boys" losing

is dat not wat man u fans want?, anytin to make lose van gaal out?...

.... .... Cant wait, welcome back !!

timbros:


No no no no...

If you must go Germany, make you support Dortmund (my German team)...

nah, i also like dortmund small but i can neva b a fan and i love bayern not as i love CHELSEA ...

Good for him, congrats to him, more grease on his elbow...

No one fights for ftc again cos nl fp always poo @ leaast almost evrytime

Akell:
lemme see

no need, its digustin to view

timbros:
Chestar5 a Bavarian? Meaning what nah?

, am a bavarian for muller, thomas muller ....

coolestca:
So that we can goan lookat your pishur abi? :/

nah, if u do or not me dont care...

dukeolumde:


What is it about u and James Bond (007)

we are family friends

Alphamayor:
what about dango fufu(I.e female anopheles ermmm...)

those ones re d worst

codedguy1:

This ONLY positive just changed to 2 negatives now.

dont mind arsenal jor, dem just spoil my ex guy record

My baby boo is almost crying

raumdeuter:

Its level 2-2

i know, annoyin sha... But we ve gat an advantage

Nd barca will naw score

Dats how big boys roll, get d job done on d first try ....

Hmmmnnn

The heat is really killing o, got red rashes over my brown body ..

Go go bavarians

Fkhalifa:
Goalkeeper Petr Cech beats Claudio Bravo to the number one jersey. Cech has kept more clean sheets (12 to 11), however Bravo has conceded fewer goals per game (0.62 to 0.88). Cech fights back with more saves per game (3.3 to 3), but Bravo boasts more saves per goal (4.8 to 3.7). Cech goes on to lead for catches (2.1 to 1.6) and punches (0.5 to 0.2) per game. .
Left-Back Nacho Monreal comfortably claims the left-back spot over Jordi Alba. On a per game basis, Monreal has won more tackles (1.7 to 1.2), made more interceptions (2.9 to 2.1), more blocks (0.3 to 0.2) and more clearances (3.6 to 2.4). The 29-year-old also dominates his Spanish counterpart offensively having completed more successful dribbles (0.5 to 0.2) and created more chances (0.9 to 0.5) per game.
Centre-Back Laurent Koscielny has statistically outperformed Javier Mascherano this season. The Arsenal man has made more interceptions (3.7 to 1.9), more blocks (0.9 to 0.5), more clearances (6 to 2) and has won more aerial duels (2.7 to 1.1) per game. Mascherano boasts more tackles won per game (1.8 to 0.9) and the superior tackle success rate (51 to 37 per cent).
Centre-Back Gerard Piqué narrowly edges Per Mertesacker for the second centre-back spot. On a per game basis, Piqué has made more successful tackles (1.2 to 1.1), more interceptions (2.2 to 1.3) and more blocks (0.6 to 0.4). While Mertesacker has made more clearances per game (5 to 4.4) and boasts the better tackle success rate (71 to 58 per cent). The duo cannot be separated aerially having each won an average of 2.2 aerial duels per game.
Right-Back Hector Bellerin shades the right-back spot from Dani Alves. The duo are inseparable for tackles won (1.3 to 1.3), interceptions (1.9 to 1.9) and blocks (0.2 to 0.2) per game. The Arsenal full-back has made more clearances (3.2 to 1.4) and successfully completed more dribbles (1.5 to 0.9) per game. While Alves has created more chances per game (0.8 to 0.6).
Defensive Midfielder Francis Coquelin has overshadowed Sergio Busquets statistically this season. The Barcelona midfielder may have created more chances per game (0.6 to 0.2) and matched Coquelin for blocks per game (0.2), but the Frenchman has led the way in every other key area this season. Coquelin has a better pass completion rate (90 to 89 per cent), has won more tackles (2.3 to 2), made more interceptions (2.3 to 2) and more clearances (1 to 0. per game.
Central Midfielder Aaron Ramsey has justified why Barcelona were linked with a move for the Welshman, dominating Ivan Rakitić in a host of key areas this season. The 25- year-old has completed more successful passes (59 to 43), created more chances (1.4 to 1), more key passes (1.3 to 1) and has won more tackles (1.9 to 1.2) per game. Ramsey has also registered more assists (3 to 0) and more goals (4 to 3).
Playmaker Mesut Özil gets the better of Andres Iniesta in the playmaker role. The players share the same pass completion rate (88 per cent), while Iniesta has made more successful passes per game (61 to 53). However, the German has led every other key stat this term. Özil has created more chances (4.4 to 1.3) and made more key passes (3.7 to 1.2) per game. He has also registered more assists (17 to 1) and scored more goals (4 to 1). Left Forward Neymar comfortably takes the left-sided forward spot from Alexis Sánchez . The Chilean edges pass completion (81 to 80 per cent), but then the Brazilian takes over. Neymar has made more key passes (2.8 to 1., created more chances (3.2 to 1. and has completed more successful dribbles (4.6 to 3.2) per game. He has also scored more goals (18 to 6) and recorded more assists (9 to 1).
Right Forward Lionel Messi unsurprisingly beats Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to the right-sided forward spot. Messi has scored more goals (15 to 1), registered more assists (7 to 0), made more key passes (1.5 to 0.9), created more chances (1.9 to 0.9) and completed more dribbles (4.1 to 1.6) per game.

story story story!!!...
D only positive in dis match is dat messi has not scored a goal against cech

Woah

Spy360:

You should cover your face in shame for making such comments. It really shows that football oblivion is getting at you.

You guys failed. You are failures. Mourinho na baskard.

You talk of the next 5years, no its actually extinction. Your sugar daddy is bankrupt, and other clubs are taking over especially with the money coming next season. Its over for Chelsea FC.

You will never get the chance to play the likes of Barcelona in any competitive game. We are playing Barcelona today because we have earned it. Next year too we will meet Barca either in the finals or any other round.

Chelsea FC in Europe is now a wet dream.

..

bigkesh:
If Barca don't beat Arsenal by at least 3 goals today,I will never forgive them........




Let's put the babies in their place

Looking for trouble

cc. Keky, spy360, pataki nd dat el wateva ....

Opens thread and just passing by

You guys gat no chills...
Cant wait for our 2nd leg @ home

darkenkach:
Were police and thief dey?

u play dat game too .... Fun memories, always d police

francizy:



Na na na! I already sell plantain to only female folks. So you wanna buy?

nah,m ok wit d one i have

francizy:


Do you want to become Olajumoke? Come and take agege bread...

u can b d first male agege bread seller, you know ..

Boring stories, who cares if ths story is true or not.. Cant the story die a natural death

stuff46:
Now this has exceeded fun, it is now foolishness.

Grow up kids.

seriously, its best they set aside a special thread for all this rubbish

Some of you guys will b forming boss online when outside nl u re nobody to an xtent

raumdeuter:


Bayern resemble LAWMA for your eyes wey dey collect trash?

Leave Hazard (trash) for LAWMA

so hazard is now trash