₦airaland Forum

ozoebuka1:
you need a long vacation, bro.

my neighbour husband just dey halla im wife today.. d man provoke because say im wife make water water akamu for am o.. na wa o ..i just want to know if na only me o.. because me sef i be espert for akamu/pap making yet i dont know what happens sometimes.. i go just fall my hand..if i dey make for myself alone i go get am but sometimes if person dey follow me chop, i dey too fear.. maybe akamu get spirit..
water water akamu for bowl must enter back to fire so dat e go strong small.. lump lump lump oboy .. na wa o... abeg i just wan know if na only me o..

send those comments in .. oya issorait

chibboy:
oga goat lol

oga goat lolz

simpleseyi:
Abi oloriburuku ni iyalaya e ni?

Meaning

Is your grandmother unfortunate?

Biafrawillcome:
0.0.0.1

0001? bros eh

adegeye38:
by the grace of God, i ate more in this recession than at any other period up to 4, 5 times per day

u aff lie.. chei unku u kan lie o..are u d lion of the tribe of judah?

Idomapikin:
0.-1 .0

na so.. thank you for saying the truth

aumeehn:
lol fulani can vex for Africa! sometimes mama go call her pikin "Shegejo bira wandu! Bastard that looks like a chimpanzee! i wonder who the chimpanzee is

lolz

wizzyrich:
In Abua, you'll hear words like;

Enam-areegh- (Animal sh!t)
Oga-(goat)

oga goat lol

dokyOloye:
Ezza land.(Iyi) ie Loss or useless.

na wa o .. very short one there?

aumeehn:
Kesi Yama! (Your mama waist)
pappu yama (Your mama toto)
"Fulfulde" (Fulani)

Gutsun uwarka (Your mama toto)
Buro ubanka (Your papa d1ck)
Hausa

u aff ki me o.. chei .. e be like say fulani dey vex well o.. i no go ever provoke fulani person o.. lai lai

decatalyst:
Ibadan go say; werey (mad person)


Or. Omo ale (bastard) Don't be surprised to hear a mother calling her son or girl this name even in the presence of his/her dad


Nah anger cause am

hahahahahaha.. mothers no dey carry last. lolzz

AbbeyvanPersie:
Eleriibu in my okeogun area of oyo state
Meaning: unfortunate being

this one really got me cracking... keep it coming

religionisbad:
Igbomina : Ofo loo mori e so. oloriibu

meaning?

nigeria is very large.. will love to know how people of diverse cultues spill words when dey vex ..

joshadedapo:
[color=#990000][/color] For Yorubas most insults is always traded in a way of question. For example, One is:
O ya were no (Are you mad?)
She o fe sofo ni (do you want to waste in life?)

cool .. question of curse.. lolz

Epositive:
akure: kofe ragba fun e (ah no fit translate o)

my villa okene(ebira): ozu awu (ur creator)


abuja(pidgeon): bomb dey ur head? abi u wan die young ni? lol



#positivevibes

bomb dey ya head... lolzz you funny die.. are you for real?

it goes like this. some people when they vex or provoke beyond repair , you go hear things like.."thunder fire you, ogo go ki you, ko ni danfu e, your mama y**sh".. okay let me try berra in some major tribes

IGBOS......... "Ara gbagbuo gi (madness kill you)
YORUBAS..... Iyalaya in ( all your mothers)
HAUSAS ........ waka (your father)
i know some of you dey quick vex . oya, drop the most popular line in your area people dey use wen dey vex.. some mothers dey vex too o .. some mamas fit curse u ehn, e better say make she beat you sef...(include translation in bracket)

glacswhite:
u are correct but I give gap...like 12:30pm....5pm and 9pm

na so .. nothing must loss o.. nothing must fall to ground..

glacswhite:
I don't joke with 1-1-1.....
Even after fasting from 6-12 I still maintain 1-1-1

hahahahahahahahahaha... rotf.. even after fasting ...hehehehehehehe i troway salute for you o.. u no dey joke for ya 1-1-1... dat means you go keep ya breakast inside wardrobe . afternoon you go swallow eba and breakfast together

Omagago:
Nna mehn, na in between things o

naa so

"judge not for you shall be judged"..

ki02020:
Lol @ Base on logistics

Team Efe of #BBnaija I guess

i hope say you no carry money for food go subscribe for dstv #baseonlogistics lolzz

luwiizy:
No matter how recession won take bad reach...me na 1-1-1 but sometimes e fit be 0-0-0 base on logistics

so based on logistics, na fasting straight 0-0-0

Mynd44:
Mine is 0-0-0

i hope oga lalastic and oga seun are not fasting with you o..

Mynd44:
Mine is 0-0-0

oga i hail o.. 0-0-0? i guess you are fasting sir.. i support you.. man shall not eat by bread alone o.. issokay.. your boy is very loyal o. .. humbled to see your coment .. atleast my 0-1-0 no carry last sha

it is well ..even if food reach 1million naira, man must still wack o

ki02020:
hmmm Brunch and Dunch

brunch and dunch?

hucienda:
lol .. nairaland. neva a dull moment

na so na.. wetin we go do.. if you go market na, if you no careful u fit beg transport sef come back..lolzz

LarryBeryl:
1 ½ 1

half bread is better than full chin chin i hail o

Omagago:
Make I no lie, na like dis my own de
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Morning afternoon night

Shikenan.

i think say na my own worst pass o...lolzz