Person wey dey do incantation una call am musician.

You mean Swears in eleven new criiimiiinals

Ceenachi:


Zombie rest

Zombie dey gree rest?? Just dey press their neck.

Fira09:


This season will be much different.

#HalaBarca

It is forca barca

I think she is depressed because she is injured again. She needs over two months to recover.

Drug overdose

I started investing with MBA three months ago, and i am happy i made the decision. I just opened an online account, please can someone tell me how to invest on the HUGE SAVER.

Try paying through the online platform but i keep getting an error message "payment transaction reference not found". Have anyone experience this difficulty?

Mickey7:
like something a gossip would say
I have perused the length and breath of your post and I came up with the following conclusions:

1:your sister/aunt must be a "runs girl"
2:you are a gossip/a neighbour who doesn't mind his business
3:you are jobless,you do not have a life of your own and that is why you have so much time to monitor what others do or do not do with themselves/their lives!
How about a quick advice? GET A LIFE
Besides runs girlism is not a crime

and what are you doing now? Minding your business ba? Utobo!

pDude:


Hahahahahaha! Sharp Bini girl

That babe was never scared to sleep alone. She was looking for a maga to leech on since she was broke. Hahaha.

As your guys said, why you nor shine her congo na?

boss no b small thing o, doh my room na public room then sha. No b say I be saint o, but u knw na, wen u com dey run compound parole wit some kind chic, dem go wan come own u, n I ddnt want that

Betrayal, betrayal, betrayal, ummm... Lemme think..ok! There is this girl back in school(UNIBEN), we stayed at the same hostel, she use to have this phobia of sleeping alone, so she comes to my room to pass the night most times. My guys will be strokin me, that "guy u dey F up o, u suppose dey shine dis chic congo na". But I didn't want to make such move on her, cos of some reasons. Not only that, her parent hardly send her money, she feeds from me most times. So after I graduated, she called me one day, that she will never forget all I did for her, that people hardly believe I never made a move on her all the while she pass the night in my room. Na so on this unfortunate night o, I went back to my school to collect my certificate. That day was sunday, I was to collect the cert the following day. That night I was passing the front of my former hostel. So I saw this particular girl with 3 Ekosodin guys, they were talking n laughing while I was coming. Immediately I got to where dey were, they stopped me n started harassing me. What this my girlfrnd did was "una gud9t o" and she walked away. My jaw dropped o, I cudnt believe it. The rest na history sha.
With all d betrayals up n down doh, there are still many good persons out there, and have been lucky to meet some too.

tripleBgirl:
you are simply lucky..I have a cousin who eats to live, she doesnt like food yet she is fat with a big tummy...everyone cant have the same body size or figure even if we all decide to starve #teamchubby

its not about eating little, but eating right. Also engage in exercises. So throw that ur #teamchubby 1 side n workout regularly, stop being lazy like ur colleague dem. n before I forget, help me tell ur cousin say fat no dey wedge ulcer o. Bye

sexyseun:
Nice job which will bring great experience, i urge the newbies who are still searching for a job to take this job seriously.
Believe me its a nice start

which 1 be newbies again kwanu? U nor see 2 to 3 years experience ni?

didadavid:

You are the only sensible person I have seen on this thread thus far

and u are the only what?

kayciano: PLEASE ...Y are all these KILLINGS in ROUND NUMBERS..?
ARE HUMANS now CRATES OF MINERALS...?
so dey SHOT at each other ...
DEY FINALLY got to 30 and stopped.

I think its Estimation bro

john4reala: everybody stand on your feet and welcome this good news

shut your mouth already slave! All of them (both APC and PDP) are thieves! Is like your dad picks crumbs from Jona, that's why I wouldn't blame you, but you should be reading for your GCE exam, not to come here to yarn dust!

Scyllapatron:

how many girls has he killed before, watch what you say.
but the mother of a renown southafrican born nollywood actress is free today, we also have a renowned nollywood actress who also is free today because their cases was considered either self-defence or accidental mistake. why not Oscar?
when the killer is a woman she should be freed abi? men should be jailed even if it was a mistake abi?

my dear, we never can tell if this is his 1st time of committing murder, cos i wonder why he was that scared to the point of shooting without verifying. To me sha, there is no justification 4 his action, he should be in jail already.

MissBritney: I hope this guy doesn't get convicted.

yea, I hope so too. So u can be his next girlfriend and next in line to be .... u know the rest.

SlyIg: We should be very careful of every little thing we do here in this world.
Many don't have a forgiving heart.
Who knows if this groom to be has been promising other women marriage but ended up dumping them!
Even a bride should take time to find out from her husband to be the girls he has dated and what led to their break ups.
One doesn't need to die like fowls please.
I'M SURE THE GROOM TO BE IS THE CAUSE OF HIS DEATH AND THE DEATH OF THAT INNOCENT GIRL.

Typical fish brain

eph12:
whew! what I meant was that I totally agree with your claim o

utobo! Why shd u agree with her claim? Have u seen hers? Person cover body with clothe u dey agree on her pikini body claim, u nor no weda na stretch mark full dia. e be ina ma ife, rubbish!

Na wa o, Person pikin wan marry dis 1, pity d mother n father in-law. I just hope she is not as bad as she poses herself to be.
I wish them best of luck