₦airaland Forum

patrickmuf:
Of course, it isn't wrong to thread with caution but you can't deny that your team is doing great business in the market

Ohh this is most definitely our best off season in 10 years or thereabouts so in that regard it's encouraging. However you have to take into account how pisspoor we have been during that period.

patrickmuf:
I'm really impressed with Milan and their modus operandi, they're picking up quality players for very fair prices, Calhanoglu for 24m is a steal...

I have heard it all before. I'd rather wait til the season begins before passing my judgement.

fredoooooo:
Happy belated birthday my beautiful sister in the Lord , may God almighty bless your new age ...
Remember your church offerings to pastor chic2pimp its very important as it comes with special blessings from the Lord..... Amen !

Fredoooooo My Geeeee. You always come through. Nah the reason u be my Senior Pastor be dat. This month offerings and tithe go plenty for church wahlai.

ibkayee:
Lool you've joined them abi

Hmmm

Hahaha Me? ...Never . How can I join the dark side?

Are we on then yh?

Nihilist:
I've been researching this thing as well.

Did you Ashley Young is Mixed Race? Me neither.

And na the mama be white.

Maybe some DNA just get extra melanin coat....cos mehn I don't know...

His Dad is from Sierra Leone. He has posted one or two pictures of His Biological Father on the gram.

ibkayee:
They're praying good things into existence, lol we can arrange that one in some years

Because you're a guy please

Hehehehehe I see. No need for prayers no more. It's been answered. Here I am . Some years Bikonu . Listen to your siblings, you are getting old

Hahaha ..No touching nau. I cross my heart

ibkayee:
Lmao I'm tired of them praying for me randomly

Of course

Hahahaha ......Prayers at this stage of your life? You are in your twentys not fourties. If it's that bad, them I am willing to pay your bride price.

Haaa Why don't you believe moi?

ibkayee:
Thank you my dear

Guy, that's how my siblings (all younger) are calling me old smh

'Chill' indeed

Hahahaha you know . My Auntys and Uncles use every opportunity to remind about marriage. I keep telling them "Man Is still a babyboy".

Honest o. No hanky panky

Pastor Fredoooooo come and pray for my sweerie Ibkayee.

Happy Birthday to my sweet porraro. The only lice in my hair . The only cockroach in my cupboard . Chei we are getting old o . Hope you had a fab day and were spoilt rotten. What you say Nandos and chill?

Nihilist:
Lol went to bed really late last night and had the game on tape.

I go watch am later today

Edit: Mehn Anthony Watson must have a neck of steel, Sonny would have knocked his head clean off with that tackle otherwise. That's some straight savagery.

You need to watch it. Great Game from start to finish.

Mateeeee Watson is as strong as an Ox. Any other dude and it's straight to igbobi. The sport of Rugby is not for the faint-hearted My Gee. Who have you got for the decider?

fredoooooo:
Ibkayee beautiful sis , you shall be blessed abundantly and your offerings will multiply in folds says the holy book ...kindly do this offerings my sista
Someone shout Halleluyah. ..

Halleluyahhhhhhh....Nah why you be my Senior Pastor be that. Sekemsorororerembabababashito chei I'm in the spirit currently

Wey Nihillist.... Your boy is about to cost the Blacks the game. First All black to get sent off since 1967.

oshe11:
Weĺl done....

Yestadae I had time for fools.....

Nt today.....

so run along kiddo....

It's "Yesterday" you re..ta.rd. Product of A Failed Education system.

oshe11:
only a son of an asheewoo talk like U...

its obvious u r frustrated, I understand u tho. being foolish isnt easy hence ur frustration....

I bliv ur mum's puss..y is as wide as ur mouth....

dnt blame u, I blame the gigolo dats chanking ur mother wit her slacked bushy smelly slimy pus..sy

U incestuous product who thinks his dad is his uncle...

One of the promises I made to your Mum last night whilst I was giving Her the "" was that i'll make sure she sees drastic improvements in both you written and spoken english.

You reta..r.d text speak is not cool. It only exposes you for the stark illiterate you are. FOOOOOL!

You are a product of Failed Education System. You still aren't able to string together a coherent sentence even after all the free lessons I have been giving you. You truly are beyond redemption. Fu..ckt..ard it's "Believe" not "Bliv". Swine!

oshe11:
Eya......

Pained fool, go fu..ck ur sister....

dats hw u were born so it aint new, innit

You are a reta..rd. A product of a failed education system. Never mind my sister, I won't even let you f..u.ck my Dog. Single digit IQ humans like yourself should not be allowed to reproduce. Dingbat!

My oh my You truly are a disgrace to the institution that produced you. How does the gibberish you wrote down there make any sense? Now read that sentence again and do the needful. You must learn How to put together a coherent sentence today whether you like or not.

oshe11:
u r a foolish dog sire!

ugly poor kid

In all ramifications, I am your superior. I am your Lawd and saviour. Your master, your messiah. Your parents bow at my feet. You should also follow suite.

Coming from a lad still struggling to buy Jamb form, it's laughable. Quality education is what you need you riff raff.

oshe11:
Thank You!

Oya run along, U TOUTY TOT

I prefer the term "Professor". One way or another, you are going to learn today.

oshe11:
I pity Ur foolishness ...

Its obvious u r disgrace to ur parents......

or rada they r proud u turned out to be a thief jst like them ....

I pity Ur generation.....

U failed being...... Wasted sperm that 50naira cud av prevented.
I blame the chemist that sold the fake pills ur mum bought to wash u off......

UGLY THIEF

More incoherent gibberish from this dolt.

Don't pity me. I don't need it. I am your Lawd and Gawd. I talk you listen. Now run along go grab a sheet of paper and start jotting down everything I say.

My parents are proud of me thank you very much. Unlike you ret..ard, I reason and think before making blank statements. Also unlike you I actually did receive a quality standard of education from a prestigious university. The same can not be said of you you product of a Failed Education System.

Once again pity your generation not mine you stark illiterate. Imagine having you as a Great Grand Father? I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

Learn to type in English not text speak you fuc..k..ta..rd. You must think you are talking to another product of your failed Education system.

Ugly thief?...Your mum wasn't saying that whilst I was jizzing all over face last night was she?

oshe11:
See me see trouble ooo

Mumu......

Its obvious u nid attention to feel worthy, U worthless pig jst like a used condom

You are a Mor..on. A product of a Failed Education System.

As I said earlier, It is my duty to ensure you get the quality of education you are in dire need of today. Dumbo!

oshe11:
How dis this Agbero who cnt spell ended up wit that Fine Beau



Guys pls stop chasing Girls n start chasing Money, When U r made PUSSY FROM FINE CLEAN GIRLS WILL START FALLING ON YOU!!!

Hahahahaha My belle o

Yours is a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Have you checked your spellings and punctuations recently?

oshe11:
No be only black n blue na Red n brown...

IMBECILIC IDIOT!!!

Whats wrong with your wrong sense

Jst allow any of ur simbling to come steal my money n after I blind his/her eye, U should charge me to Court!!!

EWU.....

ITS OBVIOUS U ARE A PRODUCT OF A THIEF/PROSTITUTE HENCE UR UNDYING LOVE TO BACK UR ILKS.....

U FOOLISH IMBECILIC IDIOTIC SCHIZOPHRENIC THIEF.......

Another round of incoherent gibberish from the product of a Failed Education system. It's not your fault though as you do not know any better. It is however my duty to ensure your parent's efforts are not wasted. By hook or crook you'll get that quality education you are in dire need of today.

It's "Sibling" you dumbo. Steal money from a wretched old sod who can't afford to feed himself daily? . The cheek.

What a waste of sperm! I bet your Dad is cursing the day He ejaculated into your mum. He would have been better off wanking into a toilet roll and flushing it down the loo.


Those words don't together you numbskull. You wouldn't know that however would you? Then again i'd be lying to myself If I said I expected any better from an individual yet to string a coherent sentence together all day long. Mor..on!

oshe11:
U av bn sounding like a broken record repeating one sentence all day.....


U r jst a tot who cnt handle the truth even wen it slaps u on the face...

Did she steal

Is stealing gud

A child is responsible for his/her action the very day she cud decipher wats rong/right.......

I'll keep repeating that one tired line because It is my Duty to educate you since the school that produced you obviously did not do a good enough job

What truth?....That you reason like mo..ron?

Look at the daft questions this failed Human is asking? I am all but certain you did worse things as a Child. Were you beaten black and blue like this Little girl was? Well May be you were and that's why you reason like a moro..n.

"Child" is the keyword here you mor..on. You correct children not beat them black and blue.

oshe11:
Im telling U dat the ONLY way is to beat her more dan this.....

If U doubt me com n steal my MONEY, U go know say dis beating na JOKE.....

FOOLISH FOOL LIKE U TRYING TO BE RELEVANT.....

Shut your mouth you Product of Nigeria's Failed Education System. You should hang your head in shame condoning Child Abuse. Not an iota of sense from the gibberish you've been writing all day.

Steal what money?..Like you can afford to eat 3 square meals a day. Numbskull!

adajiboyy:
when she grows now and become another Evans you guys would say why didn't they beat her when she was lil and starting of stealing

My oh my Nigeria's education system has truly gone to the dogs. What's the Logic behind that statement of yours? You certainly did worse things as a kid. Did you turn into another Evans after all was said and done?

Whatever happened to other methods of discipline besides leaving scars on the body of a young child?

oshe11:
Oga iota of sense n failed educational system, wee U keeep quayettt.....


Nonsense...... Thief na Thief, child abuse my ass.....


Child wen don dey Thief dat wan na child


Define thief n tell me if there is age limit

Shut your mouth. If anyone wonders why Nigeria is and will remain a backward society for the forseeable future, they should look no further than your post. You actually typed a lot of things without making any sense.

I can't believe I am exchanging words with an Individual who believes in child abuse. Are you telling me there are no other ways to correct that Child than to flog Her? Of what use are you to the society at large with all the beatings you got as a Child?

oshe11:
Person catch thief n beat her, that MUMU dey say dnt let this go UNPUNISHED.......


Abi he neva hear of pipo being killed for 10naira


Even Police dey kill pipo cos of 20naira....


IMO this beating is too small, he for beat her n burn her face with hot Iron so that she no go steal again....

Do U knw hw hard it is to earn genuine 200naira in this recession

Pls look for that girl n beat her AGAIN till I'm satisfied

Look at another product of Nigeria's failed education system. Not an iota of sense in the gibberish you wrote down there.

ibkayee:
Lmao what did Nigeria do to you?

I see, my people and I will get back to you shortly

They'll milk me dry jare. Family members and so called Auntys and Uncles.

Let your people know I am a prized commodity o. No time wasting. One time sharp sharp

ibkayee:
Nah not that long, whenever I go I spend between 1-3 weeks

How long is a quickie? (the visit to Naija o )

What do I get in return?

That's actually alright. Thought it was around a month and a half.

Not too long...1-2 minutes will do sorry I meant 1-2 weeks

I'll be all yours. You can do whatever you like with this Fooineeeee specimen