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jalether:
Who's the biggest flop at man utd in the last 10 years, berbatov or Veron

Berbashyte by a mile

FL Gators:
He did? As usual.
If you need to borrow my whip that I use on chic2pimp, holla

You Got that wrong Dearie, it's the other way round
I own the whip

jalether:
Dayo, The picture is very clear, Muki is mad at you over your s£x scandal with edoyad and chickenshrimp

why did you keep her in the dark for so long

J.Lother, Thundire fire You

No vex Dayo unless he will release the party sex tape you, him and Edoyansh recorded

jalether:
I knew that boy had some weird fantasies , whatelse do you use on him

She also used Her Massive Bazookas
I am Indeed a luck boy, ain't I

FL Gators:
Kini gbogbo irnu ti o n se?

Ki ni mo se nau?

chiogo:
Ok, daddy.
But what did I do?

You'll just have to wait a lil longer to find that out

FL Gators:
I have jare. I think say make I post my unclothed bo.o.b on my profile next.
Better countdown for the next 10 days
B.o0b competition on NL, leg competition on FB, armpit competition on Hi5

Yessssssss Ma'am

Also least I forget You berra give those pervsboyz two weeks notice
Those Dudes need to save up in order to get quality hand lotion

FL Gators:
Just noticed that I havent had a cooked meal for 2weeks.
Should I waste 3hrs of my study time to cook?

Stop Lying jor.
You haven't tasted cooked meal in a long time cuz let's be honest you can't cook

CHIOGO,

Report to my Room as soon as possible.
You've been a very naughty girl today, therefore you deserve to be severly punished .

googles:
oh yeah ?? itz on then

What would you Forfeit if, sorry when I win?

dayokanu:
I am not Ijebu but I swear I no fit buy Berbasuck for 20 bags of rice walahi not to talk of 20 liters of Pertol when you know how much Petrol cost in Naija. Do you know how much a bag of rice cost?

Either I buy him for 5 gallons of water by Mei ruwa, 5 spoons of rice, If na money dem want then I have to pay N500 in the old N1 notes that was scrapped in 1991

At best I can do a personel exchange Berbatov for Chickenshrimp. Shikena. Anythina more than that, I would say like Ibadan Market women " Aje", In Port harcourt I would say Carry Go and In Kano Allah Kiyaye, A sauka Lafia

Waka Shege!!!!

Old Boys' Network Does Exist In Nigeria

tkb417:
Some secondary schools in 9ja has got a thing with moving 2geda decades after school. Abeokuta Grammar school Abeokuta (AGSOBA), Military schools, Kings and Queens Colleges, St Finbarrs, Loyola Jesuit Ibadan, GCI, Christ School Ado, some military schools in 9ja and some schools are good at rolling 2geda many years after graduating from school.

Add ISL,ISI and Barewa College to that List.

Face Front Jor Gbefila

Kgdavid:
berbatv for 20
carrick for 20
anderson for 15-20
gibson for 6
park for 6-10
hargreaves for 10

My Friend stop smoking Paraga jare, 20million for Berbashyte hehehe
Hagreaves with all his injury problems would still fetch you lot more money than Anderson yet you value Ando higher

Put Your Money where you mouth is, make we bet

googles:


i still got it mehn. . . . . cant nobody do it like me

I beg to differ
I fit do am pass you jare

Woa Eastbay Take Heart oooo.
May The Lord be with You and Your Fam through this sad times.



_{Shey I fit still ask How Market sha?}

Dr Kitaun:
Lonely remix by AKON featuring DAYOKANU: directed by Morenike Alagolo

dayokanu:
5 seasons of loneliness trophilessness featuring Dr Kitty, GAYYners directed by WenGAY

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehe

Na wa oo It seems all of my close pals are either studying one form of engineering or are in Medical skools .

@ Toyin

Have you seen this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-429542.0.html

^^^^ Hehehe

When was Yekini ever Top Scorer in La Liga?

Yekini Ko Yokozuna ni

omar22:
Since when?

This is not the 80's


Its like asking me to swap Halle Berry for Madam Kofo?

Hehehehehe

Man, Where do I start?

kayode256:
The glory God would follow this team somebody tell mewhere d weakness is!

Defence. Central Defenders to be precise.

dominique:
actually i'm a bit torn cos i don't want barca to win droppings. but Milano is like my second team so i wouldn't want Inter to win it too. maybe i should throw ma weight behind the nazis (dk whatya think?)

Tbh I want either Barca or Lyon to lift that trophy.
At worst I can still tolerate Bayernazi lifting the UCL title but Inter(I'll rather choke on my vomit)

ritchboy:
who and who are mentioning Drogba/Okocha/Lahm? Why not Adebayor/Tshabalala/Badstubber?

Hehehehehe

Not that I agree with you, I just think it is funny

dominique:
^^^ i also support milan but i don't want barca to keep winning everything. i'm rooting for inter all the way

Why would a Milan fan want Inter to win anything, I seriously don't get it .

Infact I am a honourary ABI(Anybody But Inter) member.

honeric01:
u nor get respect? who bi mumu abi u wan make i come ra.pp e you the 2nd time?

mufasa:
PS
JJ in his prime was second to none.

. . . . . And when was that Prime?

Jay Jay wasted his prime doing useless party tricks

debosky:
Where is ISL? Berra go read your books before you get deported for failing.

Comot dia jor olorigbeske . . . . . . . Abi you no know say I be straight A's Student  

Nah which year you comot ISL sef?

BlueDiva:
@P.i.m.p,

What's bad in Inter winning the league?
Anyways, i'm a big fan of JM, so Inter it is for me.

As a Milan Fan, the pain would be unbearable if Inter somehow manage to cheat sneak their way to the UCL Title.

dayokanu:
CHineke!!!!!!!!!!!!! See wetin Assanal don turn Debo into? This was a guy who would cry for 2 weeks if he came second in school, Now he is on a 5yr trophyless run and he says he doesnt care? Is this what you teach your children?

Na Wa ooo So Nah Dobo Dey Carry First For ISL

190:
WHO THE bleep IS DAYOKANU

AND WHO GIVES A HECK IF HE'S 19FT 6,


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PurestBoy:
Dayokanu ko, dayonwankwo ni

Nairaland No Go Kill Person Sha

Tipsy85:
People would say that it is not ok because we are "Africans" and blah blah blah,
But in this day and age, it's not such a big deal. Personally, I would ask a guy out if I really like him and if he has shown signs that he feels the same way oh, I can't allow one son of man like that blow me off oh!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mind dem jare. People and their Bullshyte yarns

dayokanu:
HNIC,

Quick stats

Assanal- Winners of CL 300,000 BC
Assanal- Winners of CL 300,000 AD

600,000 freaking years
I wonder if you remember that part of your history!!!

Chei see as how water dey comot my eye hehehehehe

BlueDiva:
Yea, Inter for the UCl too.
It was bound to happen. 3 English teams always at the S/finals, haba.

dominique:
i can't remember the last time at least one English didn't feature in the semi finals.
now, i'm rooting for an Inter-Barca final and hoping inter takes the silverware.

God Forbid Bad Thing lai lai.
I'll rather Bayernazi(as much as it pains me to say it)win it than Inter.