₦airaland Forum

omar22:
Excuse me!!! you cant breed a pigeon and a hen in same poultry

Hehehe

Nakele:
I think a lot of Nigerians who write here indermine their celebrities cos everytime they compare their own with someone from Hollywood they just expect that person to win the battle. Even if u can clearly see that the Nolly celeb is way better than the Hollywood.
Guys you must get over that mentality,

I Laff In Mandarin.
You say nigerians have a 'Hollywood is always better than Nollywood' mentality yet you posted this(below) on the Beyonce vs Omotola thread


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-421822.0.html

Kgdavid:
lol i observed that whenever i cross paths with a fine chic i cant resist starin for a whileand the chics usually will glance my way for a second and move on. i then decided to ignore evry fine babe and observe , my observation was that six out of ten times, if you ignore em completely, they r gonna be the ones starin at you.(probably wonderin wats wrong with you)

True Talk
I can't begin to count the amount of times chics have happily smiled back

@ POST

Ofcourse they do.
Take this scenario as an example,  two friends are out and about ,one of the friends is quite clearly getting all the attention while the other is getting none. Do you actually think the other chic won't be jealous?

Most Definitely M.J. . . . . . . Beatles Vs Elvis would be much more closer.

luizworld:
yes,

No Problemo
Make I find the appropriate chic cuz as you see am so NL ashy don take many of the correct chics

FL Gators:

Iro Nla you are not shocked one bit

FL Gators:
@post
I dey go clinic. I hope dem no go turn me away because. . . .

Errrr. . . . . . . . . . Make I no finish that statement as some things are better left unsaid

FL Gators:
Really? Why is that?

. . . Cuz no one supports such a shitty club

FL Gators:
You need help, seriously

By the sound of things, so do you

lalaboi:
Wer did this ones spring from??. . .

I nor drop again! lol. .

No mind Ibukun jor . . . . . . . . . . . . Drop man jare

FL Gators:
I like it dirty

So Do I. . . . . . Hmmmmmmmm

FL Gators:
I am not and never will be.

When I'm done with you, I bet you'll be ready

luizworld:
i dey lonely for here

Awwwwwww
You want Make I allocate you one NL chic?

I think you'll find 9/10 th of the posts on this thread ain't Bayern related

FL Gators:
Yme, be careful. This one is desperate

Will you take ya derry mind out of the gutter, Nonsense & Ingredient

FL Gators:
The condition that you get pounded into the ground by 6'5 ft guy

I'll take my chances as long you are ready for the action

luizworld:
,

Wetin do you?

FL Gators:
lol means "see his eyes like engine bulb

Don't mind me jare I knew what it meant.
I was only pulling your oyan legs

FL Gators:
Abruptly stopped laughing

Me sef I fit bone oo

y me:
i see we have an experience virgin here

I see you've finally accepted moi as a Certified Virgin

y me:
i see we have an experience virgin here
LMAO
you need deliverance

Ahn Ahn why did you highlight that part nau


I agree I need deliverance however can't we have the classes in your room

FL Gators:
Seriously, you gotta stop that. I dont want to get in trouble.
Mind yourself

You sef mind your oyan

I'll stop on one condition

FL Gators:
Yours included. Ewo oju e bi ina engine

Hehe
Translation Pls

FL Gators:
I was not here o

You were here jor

FL Gators:
Respect your elders you omo alakori.

and you're such a loser, certificate ko [Laughing in Deltan]

Oyan Wan be,

Take Ya time ooo
She talk say make I produce certificate and I do am wetin abi nau?

Wahlai you laff In Deltan again I'll use my Kini to slap a more sensitive part of your body

FL Gators:
No mind am and the certificate. Prolly stole it from one of the chick who tried to disvirgin am. Chick was like "whadafccuk are you doing, thatz not my ho. e"

Don't spoil my name jor
I repeat I am a Certified virgin

FL Gators:
will you shuttup dia

Only If I suck your Boobies first

FL Gators:
@post
Why do ppl think of me when they think of "the person that laughs a lot"

Ibere, Shioorrrrrrrr

Dr Kitaun:
Rotten minds!

Oga sir , 'The Inspector General of Kittys' you don come abi, Welcome oo

FL Gators:
Leave muki outta this
She met him when he turned into a man

Are You saying Muki is a Man , Iro Ni

dayokanu:
Corrupt you ke? Ask gators to show you the right hole instead of wasting hours poking her ear lobes

Batty VBwoi I no dey do ahn ahn Nah by force .
J.LOther and Edoyansh dey dia now

FL Gators:
Sorry no can do. Dont wanna kill ya

Laughs in Deltan!

I don tell you say nah ontop woman I go dey so abeg make you kill me ooo  

P:S If you laff in Delta again I'll use my kini to slap your Oyan  

y me:
certificate of confirmation please?

You think say I dey joke abi?

Na him be dis

FL Gators:
I bind you with the winch power invested in me.

Me sef I be wizard, we go have evil s, e.x together

FL Gators:
Does it make you feel better to know that dayo [i]was [/i]a woman?

So Nah Lesbo activities him and Muki dey do, Iro Ni

dayokanu:
Maybe she intends Chickenshrimp to watch the other guy in action and take notes for himself

Ogbeni Mr Man make you no corrupt me for hia oo abi you think say I be Ashy like you?

FL Gators:
I laugh in Deltan!!!

rotflmao, we still know that you are. Lil boy like yourself

Delta does not fit you jor , keep laughing in ekiti jare

Thank God sey you sef know that I be virgin .
Pls preach it to other NL, thanks
Or better still I'll like you to disvirgin yours truly

y me:
dont be surprised when his grand kids come around

Stop am I no like am  
I am a certified Virgin  

FL Gators:
Is this a case of kids having kids?
Dude is just 17

Point of correction I am still 12

FL Gators:
O f course not. Next time you see a babe in iro and buba, think of me

Nah Anytime I see a chic with a big bust I'll think of you

Oya gbe oyan e wa si be jor

FL Gators:
I like this room. 2 willing men

God Forbid bad thing E mi ko

My own version or definition of a party is with One Man and Two women , not the other way around

dayokanu:
WHy dont you two just get a room now

You sef get mouth abi

Naija Parents and Sexual Education, I Laff In Ekiti

Infact My Mum still thinks I am a virgin and since I wouldn't like to burst her bubble make she continue dey think am

Tbh it's my fault I asked cuz that statement can only have one meaning since it's coming from an ashewo ten kobo like you

FL Gators:
I didnt

My Bad, ofcourse you didn't

FL Gators:
See segzy smile, puts Obama's own to shame.

Yes it does

You forgot gele and Granny panties too

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NOTE: Many more leaders arrived on the same day for the Nuclear Summit scheduled for April 12th

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