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lalaboi:
Nor be one game oh. . . . eventual scores was 6 - 2. . . . . that 8gmaes. . .

folly dissapoint yesternite mahn! lol

My bad. I think say you trash am oo

bawomolo:
walter payton >> gayle sayers >> barry sanders

I never saw Gale Sayers play, neither did I see Walter payton.
Barry was not only the greatest RB but he was also the greatest player I ever saw(and yes that includes Rice,Montana and their likes). And IMHO the greatest ever Running Back.

I knew this would happen.
Once Old age catches up with the so called 'Big Three', they are bound to fall apart. Shame Really

Omo Folly nah you trash so

5:1 chei mo gbe

Krayola:
haha. At all o. I didn't even touch down there. I was notified the first time my hand strayed and I promptly lost all interestarousal

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Zap.i.n.g hell
Dude abeg don't put me off my food jare. You hands must have been very sticky & stinky _{* pukes furiously*}

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]4 husbands wetin?
[size=1pt]*shhhhh!!!*[/size]

and i'm not deceiving him, okay? 100% truth.
still have my v-card.[/color]

Berra stop faking emoticons and tell him the truth

Krayola:
Yes babe. Me and you forever and ever and ever.

Altho as soon as we make our wedding vows, we're goin to the closest corner or empty room available to "unwrap" our presents.
Never. I can trust her with my life, and my lollipop. Especially my lollipop. She never ever lets me "down".

Don't mind him jare. Jealousy jealousy na him dey worry am. That his girlfriend that sells bolli and epa ain't got s.h.it on u.

Are you sure?
Don't be suprised when you wake up and find out it has been chopped off

Krayola:
I'm saving "it" for Amaka. BTW not just any ordinary Amaka. . .but THE AMAKA. U betta recognize . . .   I have exquisite taste.

Comot dia jare. Which Amaka? Is the same Amaka that has four husbands on NL

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]i love you daddy!!!
don't worry, I still have my v-card, so i can be your virgin wife.[/color] 

Stop deceiving the dude jor

davidylan:
Gave her all the money meant for my final yr project i just got that week to buy clothes for a wedding. Well lets say the project didnt turn out so well as i didnt have any convincing lie to tell to get the money back from my parents.

Oya clap your self. Shior
Did you get anything in return?

honeric01:
She came to visit, needed me to see her off, we got to the bus-top, no bus, no taxi, it was raining, had to escort her to oshodi from egbeda (she couldn't ride the only available means of transport alone, so i had to join her on the bike to oshodi). after she got on the final bus home, i was left to face the heavy traffic, gosh!!!, i was damn wet, no bus, nothing nothing, everywhere blocked, had to trek from oshodi back to egbeda in the rain

I bet she no give you free toto abi?
So you did all that work for nothing?

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]but he just might be, who knows.
i miss Krayola. [/color]

Nah lie jor. Virgin ko Saint ni
If the dude is a virgin, then I am Jesus Christ

Krayola:
haha. . . WHen I was like 18 I pretended to pop ecstacy cause I thought it would get me laid.    SO she hands me a pill and i pretend to drop it in my mouth and half an hour later I start pretending to be really hyper just so I don't look like the odd one out. I just dey jump up and down like kangaroo for nothin. At the end of the day nothin for me. The girl dey on her period. Anyanma. . .  :'
That's not the craziest thing I've ever done but that is the least graphic  

I don't tell you say you be Agbero and this only confirms it .
Nah gyal wey dey on her period(ewwwwww ) you wan Zap abi? Shame no catch you?

Krayola:
Tell us about the time u scaled the fence so u could go and steal your neighbour's pant off the laundry line. If u want sumn to hold while sleeping, get a gf or a teddy bear or some s.h.it. . .NOT YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S UNDIES!!    chei!!

May Amadioha impregnate you with octuplets
No be wetin you dey do be dat(stealing undies)?

bawomolo:
isn't next season an uncapped year, we would see what happens. Dallas is probably gonna splurge

If it is, it would certainly make things more interesting

platinumnk:
@chic- u forgot?

Don't mind me jare. Only Heaven knows why I forgot cuz I can't explain it either

Krayola:
@ Topic. I'm a virgin and I'm saving myself for the special one. I hope she will be a virgin too because I think intimacy before marriage is very very bad. Infact anyone that does such should kneel down hands up and close his eyes.

Krayish so you still dey alive sha?  
Nah you agbero talk say you be virgin\? Wonders shall never end sha

davidylan:
we are not you nor your future husband. We cant help you . . . marriage is an individual thing. To each his own.

Its not contradicting at all . . . Sarah called Abraham her Lord in deference to him as the head of her home, Abraham treated her as God asks men to treat their wives, with love and respect . . . taking into consideration her feelings, emotions and needs.

Very simple.

Preach on. . . . . Pastor abi nah Saint David

davidylan:
watching you gloat over your own heartlessness . . . . . . . . . DISGRACEFUL

Leave the dude alone jor . Don't women do it all the time?
What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

FBS:
Shut your bleeping mouth. I've told you not to speak unless spoken to.

You dey craze for head. May Amadioha deal with your yansh mercilessly and leave you begging for forgiveness. Amen

Ibime:
Dont be an idiot bruv. . . if you had any tactical knowledge, you should know that Chelsea can never outpass Arsenal, and that DD's physical power is too .

FBS:
Don't be silly. I know it's late but try to use some of your senses.
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Two Crazy Mofos

MrCrackles:
That one right there, Berbatov is a naughty person. . .
A fu/cking overrated and gelled out mofo who has not even repaid a tiny fraction of his transfer fees. . . .
STURRIDGE IS probably better than Berba-STUCK!!!

Surely not!!!!

eldee:
Hey . . . let me save Dayokanu the trouble

Gunners, how market??

Dikee No Get Mouth Today oooo. The Gay Men Have Closed In On The Leaders

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=395897.msg5490794#msg5490794 date=1265838114]After what Capello saw in the Manchester Derby(Carling Cup final), he woulda changed his mind.
Carrick shytes over Barry 50000%.[/quote]It would take more than a 2 legged match to change Fabio's mind. For the time being, Barry is ahead of Carrick. Also the last time carrick started for england, he didn't impress that much.


Man U draws, Chelski looses, Is the Title Race back on Arsenal?. . . . . .
Hmmmmm. . . . . . Only time will tell but it definitely looks that way