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whitelexi:
Is she mad?

Or she no dey fear?

well, na guys wey smallish wey girls go fit slap slap anyhow. . . When one of my palms is the size of the average girl's head, we have never had a problem with violence

You will be suprised smallish or not
One in Six men suffer Domestic violence.

agathamari:
stand when she does

This is a joke, right?
You might as well add jump in to the Ocean when she does

chamotex:
Ori e ti foka danu danu

Back to sender(times 12)

chiogo:
Chic2pimp, them send you message? For real, give it a rest. Always on Celtics' case.

I'm just saying it as it is
And trust me it ain't gonna get any better

H2O2:
Old age = nagging injuries = kills flow and chemistry

GBAM!!!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg5500599#msg5500599 date=1265972867]Charles Barkley's comments on the Celtics on Inside The NBA

'People keep waiting on them to get healthy. I mean no disrespect but old people don't get healthy, They Die'[/quote]As funny as it is , I have to say he is absolutely right on the money

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=397001.msg5498477#msg5498477 date=1265929647]Especially when a rich smart boy has just slept with their women. [/quote] Abi ooo

Abekeade08:
.@chic2chip
Maybe its ever increasing because women are starting to dish out the same card they are dealt.

Fair Enough but why complain then?
Both sexes are doing it aren't they?

Abekeade08:
Annie, Why is this so? Is it because of lack of men or what? Even girls that are not married stay with their cheating boyfriends after they know he has cheated. It's so messed up to me. When i visited naija in 2008, my girlfriends were advising me not to marry a naija man, they told me they don't have a choice that's why they date naija men in, but if they did, they will date men of other races. This was a shocking revelation to me. I have dated men of other races but my preference would be to marry a naija man. God help me in making a good decision.

TBH, I'm not actually suprised by this cuz I remember telling this dude in 2005 that I was dating a naija woman and he was suprised.
His reasoning was that why date naija women when there are women of other races

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=397001.msg5499079#msg5499079 date=1265941303]she's talking abt naija not britain.
there is equal rights in britain and US (promiscuity not excluded)!!

one day naija will get there too hahaha[/quote]You bet it is the same.
Promiscuity is as rife amongst naija women as it is amongst naija men.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=397001.msg5498446#msg5498446 date=1265929399]The OP must be high on Vicodin.
One would think these "devilish" Naija men are having intimacy with themselves and the women are excluded.
Infildelity in Naija men = Infidelity in Naija women.

99% of the time, the Naija women know they are screwing a married man but they can't be bovvered.[/quote]Exactly.
Peeps just log on to NL to rant.

simo2rule:
It is so disheartning and alarming that greater percentage of Nigerian married men are very unfaithful. I wonder what message they are passing to younger generations cos even now, you can hardly find a guy who is sold out to just one woman.i dont understand why this is so rampant and i dont want to believe that the devil is not innocent this time around.
"The thing wen vex person pass na them baba alaye", they entice, "buga", lure, cajol and do all manner of vices to land these innocent girls on their , i understand some of these girls make dough outta this shameful act but ow on earth can we console so many housemaids that have been forcefully abused by their oga's husbands, nieces, step daughters, secretaries. they heartlessly go as far as blackmailing innocent girls who want a job in thier organizations. Daughters are no longer free to bring their friends home, lecturers happen to fall for anything in skirt, politicians are at the very top of these wicked immoral act. We need serious intervention, marriages are crashing at an alarming rate.
Pls anybody, what is the way out?

What a load of poppycocks!!!!

How about the ever increasing level of Infidelity amongst Naija Women?

r231:
ohh bouy na wah o
and LA just keeping rolling without KB24 & Bynum

The lakers are a different team.
The lakers can cope with the loss of their superstars while the celtics on the other hand simply can't

bgees:
That is why A40 just cracks me up. Have u noticed he is always one the 1st to laugh at us? I get annoyed because he just can't see the true picture.

and I wouldn't really react to an attack from a United or Chelsea fan. but a[b] gonner[/b]? NO WAY!!!

Gaynners. Those boyz are Gay

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=94662.msg5497591#msg5497591 date=1265921630]Rafael's foul on Bellamy took place outside the box but a pen was given.[/quote]That was a different scenario.

rasputinn:
@ Seun
Quit editing my words,you take the real meaning out of 'em
How can you refer to o.r.gasm as heavely feeling?pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase

Hehehehehehe It's the spambot not seun

bgees:
They said Gerrard took a dive last  night. but no one mentioned Fabregas intentionally handled the ball, we should have had a penalty.


and on A40. I'm cool with him. we lost, and u know how it feels like shortly after a match. emotions run wild.

but bleep him anyway.

The foul took place outside the box .

davidylan:
I wonder. Anyone noticed how you talk to a girl especially around this time and she's telling you how much she loves chocolate, appreciates flowers and loves a road trip? I just cross such girls off my list straight away.

No mind them jare.
See their mouth likechocolate and flowers. Ole
Me sef like chocolate nah and to be honest I wouldn't mind flowers now & then

ayettymama:
CHICK TO love-vendor IS BEIN SERIOUS

and when a woman marries him shell think shes found a husband

dont come to nairaland when u find out your best friend is givin her 'good times' oo!

Trust me, any woman who marries has not only found a husband she has also found a life partner and right father to her kids

Also no man would be able to treat my wifey better than I do. It's simply Impossicant.

davidylan:
I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

Atleast yours was in secondary school, mine was primary school.
Our female head teacher once divided us into in two two groups one male and the other female. The Males then had to randomily select a femal for whom we had to buy gifts

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Awon oniranu. They can 'do' but they cannot spend.

Are we not both doing it?
Why can't she buy the gifts and be romantic for once

selena:
And do you think that will be romantic?

Of course it is

Chikendo:
Hi everyone, pls i need your advice on this one. Want to get a val present for my spouse bt im confused on wat to get. I have an option to get a toothbrush and maclean toothpaste. Wat do u tink! Pls i nid your advice

Ride on jare. It's not every year you buy her diamond necklaces.
This shows her that you are spontaneous.

chamotex:
I feel you
Some are already asking what my plans for the weekend are.
I told em I'll be spending the whole day in church.

I really just can't be bothered

Buhahahaha thundire strike you
All day in church ke?
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=396943.msg5497036#msg5497036 date=1265916167]The thing tire me o.
. . . . .And one of em reminded me United ain't playing this weekend. . . .I am wondering how she learnt that. [/quote]Nothing women do or come up it shocks me any more.
Would she remind you of that if it was your birthday?

platinumnk:
Oh Goodness! Im not so keen on head because men dont really know what they arw doing. . . but for someone DEFINTELY not to do it?

aich! I had to cross you off the hubby list. . .



Hubby List:
Abeke
Chic2Pimp
Bawalmo

Ahn Ahn why nah?
It ain't my fault ooo. I just don't see myself sticking my head inside that area. Even thinking about it sends chills down my spine .

Ebonyeyes:
C2P I hope you dont expect brain/hand job if you are not willing to return the favor because as you say that's why there is a d-ck and kitty

Well, Tbh I won't mind if she is willing to give me head   however if it comes @ the expense of me having to return the favour, then definitely not.

denzel2009:
I used to say that until I tried and saw the effect on the opposition.

How could you or should I ask why?
Your tongue is meant for food only not for some really disgusting sticky fluid ewwwwwwwwwwww

rokiatu:
women do not have feelings abi

You could say that
TBH, I've dealt with many women and I know their behaviourial patterns.
Trust me she will take him back without even thinking twice .

Ebonyeyes:
Somebody is broke

Nah It ain't about being broke rather it's about being smart

I learnt a trick from a good friend of mine. 'Always start an arguement a week before vals day'

platinumnk:
Oh no!!! Chic how come u are in the sexuality section but yet so inhibibted>>!!!

Please tell me you're joking

I'm not joking oooo
At worst, I might give second thoughts to f.i.n.g.e.r.i.n.g but definitely not head. That is definitely a no go area.
I can, I shall, I will never stick my tongue down there ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ebonyeyes:
Goodness gracious, I think I may have to start carrying my antibacterial spray to the cinema too I didnt know I had to worry about fluids in the cinema too The dude probably wiped his hands on the seat

Nah sooo . Infact I usually carry a special handkerchief to cinemas which I use to wip the seat thoroughly and then immediately dispose off.
Only God knows how many times a guy has been jerked off or a lady f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d on the seat I might sit on.
Trust me I ain't taking that risk

Oh, My Bad

CO- SIGN!!!!
I absolutely agree.

ayettymama:
^^^

one of the things u must do b4 u die!!

Do ke?
Neither my finger nor my tongue is going near that area .
The Joystick was created for a reason, ya know

H2O2:
Oh mannnnn I don't even wanna say. Very nasty.

Well, it looks like they both enjoyed the experience
They were both laughing & giggling afterwards

[quote author=gombo_s link=topic=396726.msg5494123#msg5494123 date=1265892078]I dated this somali chick for over four years, we didnt end up marrying because I always found an excuse not to, until she finally couldnt take it anymore. The reason was because she was on the chubby side, although I loved her I was ashamed to bring her home. I tried to get to got to the gym but she didnt pick up my hints. I saw her recently she looked different she lost alot weight and now shes hot, she was always hot but now she was in good shape. Guys would marry a chubby girl? would you care what your friends and family thought?[/quote]Go Back To Her.
She Will Definitely Take You Back Cuz Let's Be Honest She Is A Woman

This is not the slutiest thing I have done but rather what I witnessed.
A Guy sitting two rows ahead of me was f.i.n.g.e.r.i.n.g a chic in the cinema. Luckily for them, the cinema was quite empty.
You could hear her groans & moans(wasn't too loud cuz that woulda alerted peeps)

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